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oooOooOOOooh
the big bog theory

the scripts are the same but all the actors are knee-deep in swamp the whole time

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ghost emoji posted:

the big bog theory

the scripts are the same but all the actors are knee-deep in swamp the whole time

The big bog theory

A school janitor's philosophical musings, as she works through her day.

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Forty Four and a Half Men

After his wife Sherylina dies in a zepplening accident, Patrick and his young son Chubby move back in with Patrick's college friend - an all-male choir. Hijinks and musical interludes abound on Forty Four and a Half Men.

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
thread for plotting BYOB's annexation of the hiking forum

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

Cubone posted:

thread for plotting BYOB's annexation of the hiking forum

hiking the byob trail

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Sing Along

by Athanatos
*pope reading the New York Times*
"bless this mess"

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Harold Fjord
Putting a whole banana in my hot cocoa

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Drinking espresso shots from this coconut.

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
No cream, just a dash of sugar and a whole papaya.

FactsAreUseless

A 20th-century counterculture poetry version of 8 Mile

Knees weak, palms are sweaty
There's vomit on his sweater already
Ferlinghetti

HappyKitty

[SCENE: a Christmas concert; a CHOIR is singing "Deck the Halls." STEVE is singing a solo part.]

STEVE: 'Tis the season to be jolly!

CHOIR: [Unison] Fa la la la la, etc.

STEVE: [Turns to his secret crush DON, kisses him]

STEVE: Don, we now are gay

[Exeunt]

Manifisto


HappyKitty posted:

STEVE: Don, we now are gay--

[a BARREL suddenly rolls towards steve and don]

STEVE: [pointing] --a barrel!


ty nesamdoom!

HappyKitty

:aaa:


This is why you brainstorm, people

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
A gang of octogenarians terrorizing Dripping Dew Mall

vanisher

A gang of octopuses harassing local starfish for their lack of arms.

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
What are you gunna do regenerate at me?

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
a gang of sea lions gang slapping human kayakers in the face with octopuses


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

HappyKitty

I wrote a parody of Jonathan Coulton's song "Creepy Doll" about the pee pee tape but I don't know if that violates the No Politics rule

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

HappyKitty posted:

I wrote a parody of Jonathan Coulton's song "Creepy Doll" about the pee pee tape but I don't know if that violates the No Politics rule

https://youtu.be/4XUT8pc_mK8

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ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle

Dick Bastardly posted:

a gang of sea lions gang slapping human kayakers in the face with octopuses

A dolphin leaps over the peer and snatches the hoagie out of my hands. His entire pod laughs at me and splashes me with water. They don't even eat the hoagie.

HappyKitty


Welp, here goes

https://soundcloud.com/happy-kitty-575253045/pee-pee-tape

Manifisto



really good

I mean I have no idea what this refers to, some kind of pythonesque randomness I imagine, but it's musically very good

cspam would love it I imagine

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

:five:

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Cubone posted:

thread for plotting BYOB's annexation of the hiking forum

There is a hiking forum?

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Bacon Taco posted:

There is a hiking forum?
I was surprised, too
https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=272

FactsAreUseless

HappyKitty posted:

[SCENE: a Christmas concert; a CHOIR is singing "Deck the Halls." STEVE is singing a solo part.]

STEVE: 'Tis the season to be jolly!

CHOIR: [Unison] Fa la la la la, etc.

STEVE: [Turns to his secret crush DON, kisses him]

STEVE: Don, we now are gay

[Exeunt]
I had a similar idea earlier today but it revolved around the phrase "Don, we are gay and in peril"

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

FactsAreUseless posted:

I had a similar idea earlier today but it revolved around the phrase "Don, we are gay and in peril"

talk about gay panic!

:D

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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
a dog going to drink some water but there's a turtle in the water and he doesn't know what to do about somebody being in his water and the turtle is just like "I found this water, sooo..." and the dog and the turtle are just looking at each other

this isn't a joke I guess it's just making me happy to think about

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle

Cubone posted:

a dog going to drink some water but there's a turtle in the water and he doesn't know what to do about somebody being in his water and the turtle is just like "I found this water, sooo..." and the dog and the turtle are just looking at each other

this isn't a joke I guess it's just making me happy to think about

I think that fits in the Terrors From the Deep thread we've been work shopping about jerk animals.

bird.

mistaking the PornHub searchbox for the Yelp searchbox, *typing* "pigs... in... a....... blanket.... oh dear that doesn't look like food"

HappyKitty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksKuwejC4Xc

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

TheShrike

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
potter but instead his name is portair

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

I had very low expectations but was pleasantly surprised


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
oh, my hat?
yeah, see, it's like the f.b.i., but it says "fine booty inspector" even though f.b.i. doesn't actually stand for that

Twenty Four


Cubone posted:

oh, my hat?
yeah, see, it's like the f.b.i., but it says "fine booty inspector" even though f.b.i. doesn't actually stand for that

"gently caress Buddy Incorporated". It's like an escort service, but instead of paying with money, you pay with some level of friendship, depending on services rendered.

Dungeon Ecology

me (portraying myself): i gained a lot of weight for this role

Dungeon Ecology

an arcade game called Big Buck Hugger and instead of a gun it’s two arms and you have to hug all the animals

Farecoal

There he go

Dungeon Ecology posted:

an arcade game called Big Buck Hugger and instead of a gun it’s two arms and you have to hug all the animals

i'll make the kickstarter

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got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

Dungeon Ecology posted:

an arcade game called Big Buck Hugger and instead of a gun it’s two arms and you have to hug all the animals

dodge the antlers when you're getting close, or lose a turn!

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