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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Texas man shouts “ gently caress that bacteria!”, jumps in and starts swimming. Bacteria devours his brain

Many such cases


Lmao

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Now that is the sort of focused in depth analysis we called for, keep posting that hard penetrating insider look.

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


They really missed a zinger with Lisa Block-Weiner.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


"Tourists during a recent visit to Yellowstone spotted a newborn elf and took it to a police station. The elf later escaped into the forest."

https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1664990386597625858

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Boy I sure do love thinking about baby animals starving to death alone through the thoughtlessness and ignorance of humans. :(

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




:kiss:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Texas man shouts “ gently caress that bacteria!”, jumps in and starts swimming. Bacteria devours his brain

How would they be able to tell?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The Duke of Sussex is due to give evidence at the high court in London on Tuesday in a joint case he, and many other alleged victims of historic phone hacking, have brought against Mirror Group Newspapers.

It is believed to be the first appearance in the witness box of a senior royal since the 19th century, although in 2002 the Princess Royal pleaded guilty to a charge under the Dangerous Dogs Act, after two children were bitten in Windsor Great Park – by her dog, it should be made clear.

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The Duke of Sussex is due to give evidence at the high court in London on Tuesday in a joint case he, and many other alleged victims of historic phone hacking, have brought against Mirror Group Newspapers.

It is believed to be the first appearance in the witness box of a senior royal since the 19th century, although in 2002 the Princess Royal pleaded guilty to a charge under the Dangerous Dogs Act, after two children were bitten in Windsor Great Park – by her dog, it should be made clear.

That's ruff.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

It's a dog eat child world.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Boy I sure do love thinking about baby animals starving to death alone through the thoughtlessness and ignorance of humans. :(

:):respek::)

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

oh wow there's a lot to unpack here



Well yeah, it's a 39 gig .zip file :dadjoke:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I ended up deleting the videos and just keeping the documents. I don't need 40gb of gay porn dvd clips.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Surrey, B.C., hockey parents question why coach was suspended after standing up to alleged racism

CBC posted:

Brian MacGillivray says he pulled the Surrey Minor Hockey Association Under-11 A1 boys team off the ice during the third period of a game on Feb. 17 after a number of players reported being called "monkey," "banana," and the N-word by opposing players on the Ridge Meadows U-11 A1 boys team.

"You're looking at these little kids, they're nine, 10 and 11 years old and they're crying," said MacGillivray. "Some of the kids are like, 'I don't want to go back out there' ... As the person in charge of these kids, their mental health ... they didn't feel safe. That's why we took them off the ice."

After a B.C. Hockey investigation, MacGillivray received a 30-day suspension for "refusing to start play," a violation of Hockey Canada rule 10.8.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


They should not punish the guy for picking the Paragon option, because you definitely do not want to see the Renegade option.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

Platystemon posted:

Florida’s department of health is advising residents and visitors to avoid sargassum and warns that Vibrio vulnificus infections “can be severe for people who have weakened immune systems, such as those with chronic liver disease”.

Oh, sure, I'm totally going to avoid sargassum :rolleyes:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't follow the lives of celebs but he seems to be having a moment recently.
:catstare:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Maybe he's just further embracing the cat thing.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

By popular demand posted:

I don't follow the lives of celebs but he seems to be having a moment recently.
:catstare:

Lately?

quote:

The cult of Jared Leto, Hollywood’s oddest, most irritating star

quote:

Jared Leto denies ever sending ‘Suicide Squad’ cast used condoms

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So more than a moment I gather.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
You haven't even touched on the Jared Leto sex cult.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

American actor Jay Johnston, best known as the voice of Jimmy Pesto in the animated show Bob's Burgers, has been arrested and charged with joining a mob of Donald Trump supporters who confronted police officers during the US Capitol riot on January 6, 2021, court records show.

Johnston was arrested on charges including civil disorder, which is a felony.

The FBI says video footage shows Johnston pushing against police and helping rioters who attacked officers, by guarding an entrance to the Capitol in a tunnel on the Lower West Terrace.

While the mob attacked police in the tunnel with pepper spray and other weapons, Johnston is said to have helped other rioters near the tunnel pour water on their faces and then joined in pushing against the line of officers.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Typical Jimmy Pesto bullshit

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


He’s just making sure David Cross isn’t the biggest rear end in a top hat to come out of Mr Show

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I was mixing up Jared Leto and Jay Leno, and the first headline painted a wonderful mental image.

I think this isn't the first time I've made the same mistake.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
“"I had known about his father of course, legendary Ian senior and what he did for Ireland," he continued.”

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
https://dennikn.sk/3393335/labute-pri-komarne-sa-stali-zavisle-od-maku-caka-ich-pomala-smrt/
deepl-translated:

quote:

Swans near Komárno have become addicted to poppies, a slow death awaits them

A colony of swans was stranded in the poppy fields between Iža and Patince in the Komárno district. With the help of experts, we investigated what attracted the birds here and how they got trapped by excessive poppy consumption.


Poor birds. :(

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Yeah Wallabies were getting into the poppies and getting wasted. Also backpackers making opium tea and then dying.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

NYC looking cyberpunk as hell

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Whooping Crabs posted:

NYC looking cyberpunk as hell

or Hell as cyberpunk, take your pick

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I would blow Dane Cook posted:

“"I had known about his father of course, legendary Ian senior and what he did for Ireland," he continued.”

Ian Paisley: "They breed like rabbits and multiply like vermin" - talking about Catholics at a loyalist rally in 1969."

"Catholic homes caught fire because they were loaded with petrol bombs; Catholic churches were attacked and burned because they were arsenals and priests handed out sub-machine guns to parishioners" - at a loyalist rally in 1968 following attacks on Catholic homes."

"Save Ulster from sodomy!" - his slogan in a 1970s and 80s campaign against legalising homosexuality."

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

“"I had known about his father of course, legendary Ian senior and what he did for Ireland," he continued.”
*to

Jigsaw
Aug 14, 2008
Blade Runner 2023

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Also Gene Simmons always pops up to defend Israel whenever they blow up a Palestinian orphanage or whatever.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



So what does "restoration of power-sharing" mean here?

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The Nationalist and Unionist parties are supposed to share power in the Northern Ireland assembly. But they can't get on with each other so the assembly hasn't met for a year. It started in 1998 and since then has been suspended for the following periods:


quote:

11 February – 30 May 2000
10 August 2001 (24-hour suspension)
22 September 2001 (24-hour suspension)
14 October 2002 – 7 May 2007
9 January 2017 – 11 January 2020

Fun fact: the 2017-2020 shutdown was the result of the hilariously named "Cash for ash" scandal

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