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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Colostomy Bag posted:

Dear god, the Pontiac Chevette.

I'll be brief as someone that has grown up in two of them...don't like it.

how could you not love a 2000lb RWD hatch?

Imagine what a modern engine and suspension with a stripped out interior would produce.

Powershift fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Sep 2, 2019

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Powershift posted:

how could you not love a 2000lb RWD hatch?

Imagine what a modern engine and suspension with a stripped out interior would produce.



A faster, better handling pile of poo poo?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


wesleywillis posted:

A faster, better handling pile of poo poo?

exactly!

a poo poo rocket

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

For those of you who weren’t there to read it when it was on the newsstand, there was the bad seed Chevette.

Magnante is an insane genius.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Powershift posted:

how could you not love a 2000lb RWD hatch?


My dad was cheap (or maybe he was "overly" frugal, was hard to judge at the time given my age) combined with a bit of laziness. This will be an important note for my final comments. For you younger folks, one can't begin to imagine the literal shitpiles that were cranked out by the big 3 in the mid 70's/80's. Cars were "done" at around 50-60k miles.

Anyways back to the Chevette. Notorious for the floorboards rusting out. So bad in fact you could spot it driving past them because crap like the carpet/sound deadening (lol as if)/etc. would be hanging down out below.

Spent many hours at the dealership where my dad would argue over the price of everything including a set of floor mats. Well the floorboard went. He was driving along, grabbed his sunglasses, dropped them and they fell through the floor. He circled around to pick them up, found them, and realized he ran them over.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://www.kijiji.ca/v-travel-trailer-camper/red-deer/t300-kenworth-rv-hauler/1457137964



45k is loving ridiculous but it would be awesome to bag the front, throw a pickup box on that bitch and drive it everywhere.

Powershift fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Sep 2, 2019

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Powershift posted:

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-travel-trailer-camper/red-deer/t300-kenworth-rv-hauler/1457137964



45k is loving ridiculous but it would be awesome to bag the front, throw a pickup box on that bitch and drive it everywhere.

quote:

1997 T-300 kenworth, 3126 Cat engine, Allison 5 speed automatic, Eaton 5:29 rear end, Air Ride, Air Brakes, Too many new parts to list. Legal to drive with a class 5 license. If the add is up it’s available. Low-ball offers will be blocked.
:confused:

Can you get an airbrake endorsement on a Class 5?

(For non Albertans, Class 5 is a "standard" drivers license that 90% of people have)

Waldstein Sonata
Feb 19, 2013

Colostomy Bag posted:

My dad was cheap (or maybe he was "overly" frugal, was hard to judge at the time given my age) combined with a bit of laziness. This will be an important note for my final comments. For you younger folks, one can't begin to imagine the literal shitpiles that were cranked out by the big 3 in the mid 70's/80's. Cars were "done" at around 50-60k miles.

Anyways back to the Chevette. Notorious for the floorboards rusting out. So bad in fact you could spot it driving past them because crap like the carpet/sound deadening (lol as if)/etc. would be hanging down out below.

Spent many hours at the dealership where my dad would argue over the price of everything including a set of floor mats. Well the floorboard went. He was driving along, grabbed his sunglasses, dropped them and they fell through the floor. He circled around to pick them up, found them, and realized he ran them over.

Seriously, my dad owned two Chevettes between 1981 and 1987 because we had pretty much no money and I remember two things about them: The awful, instantly faded orange-red interior and the terrifying holes in the floor-pans.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


slidebite posted:

:confused:

Can you get an airbrake endorsement on a Class 5?

(For non Albertans, Class 5 is a "standard" drivers license that 90% of people have)

Yes, you can. it's called a "Q endorsement", Q obviously standing for Qair brakes..

Those things go for $5k at RB and the 3126 has a B10 of like 600k miles, so my future plans may have just shifted.

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Powershift posted:

how could you not love a 2000lb RWD hatch?

Imagine what a modern engine and suspension with a stripped out interior would produce.



Thank you! Someone gets it. I’ve been looking at Chevettes and AMC Spirits with this in mind.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Powershift posted:

how could you not love a 2000lb RWD hatch?

Imagine what a modern engine and suspension with a stripped out interior would produce.



The Australian version of the T Car, the Gemini, is a huge candidate for engines out of Rodeo Utes and V8s.

There used to be a ton of them on the roads during the 90s, but they're pretty much either dead from rust or being beaten to death by new drivers, as they were a popular first car.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Waldstein Sonata posted:

Seriously, my dad owned two Chevettes between 1981 and 1987 because we had pretty much no money and I remember two things about them: The awful, instantly faded orange-red interior and the terrifying holes in the floor-pans.

You sound like my spiritual brother. Ours were '78 and '80. My memory is hazy, and I don't know what precipitated the ultimate demise of the old man's '78 Chevette. Probably broke in half.

Do remember the replacement. A Plymouth Horizon. It was ten times the car the recently launched Ford Escort was.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
My mother, father and grandfather all worked for GMH so we had a huge number of lovely GM products in the family over the years
- Sunbirds
- Toranas
- Vauxhall Chevette
- Geminis
- Camiras (many of these, they were desperate to unload to staff on the cheap because no one was buying them)
- Gen1 Barina (actually a pretty good car)

At that point second hand Japanese imports became common so my parents switched to Nissans and Hondas and Subarus but my grandfather continued to buy Vectras and Astras etc (still has an Astra now)

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Powershift posted:

how could you not love a 2000lb RWD hatch?

Imagine what a modern engine and suspension with a stripped out interior would produce.



I worked for a shop that had a Chevette tubbed out and a SBC. It ran 11s, but looked scary as gently caress to drive.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Nocheez posted:

I worked for a shop that had a Chevette tubbed out and a SBC. It ran 11s, but looked scary as gently caress to drive.

300mph in a bugatti? yawn
100mph in a chevette? HOLY poo poo DID I JUST BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER?

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

My first speeding ticket was in a Chevette and I got clocked at 72 mph.

I still think it was bullshit.

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

angryrobots posted:

My first speeding ticket was in a Chevette and I got clocked at 72 mph.

I still think it was bullshit.
What were you towing it with?

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

I know right!

It was on the way to school, and my buddy driving past heard my incredulous "Seventy!?!?" reply to the cop after the "Do you know why I pulled you over/how fast you were going" song and dance.

Waldstein Sonata
Feb 19, 2013

Colostomy Bag posted:

You sound like my spiritual brother. Ours were '78 and '80. My memory is hazy, and I don't know what precipitated the ultimate demise of the old man's '78 Chevette. Probably broke in half.

Do remember the replacement. A Plymouth Horizon. It was ten times the car the recently launched Ford Escort was.

You got off lucky. My dad "upgraded" to a city-surplus Chevy Citation after the second Chevette died. Thankfully we only had to endure that until 1989 when he bought a Toyota Pickup. The family was also still enduring our Ford Tempo/Mecury Topaz (which we had traded a first gen Escort wagon for), as well, since my parents decided to do the greatest hits of the malaise era.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
When's the last time you've even seen a Tempo out there? I at least see an Escort once a week, I can't afford to see her more often.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018

StormDrain posted:

When's the last time you've even seen a Tempo out there? I at least see an Escort once a week, I can't afford to see her more often.

I saw a Topaz last week.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Waldstein Sonata posted:

You got off lucky. My dad "upgraded" to a city-surplus Chevy Citation after the second Chevette died. Thankfully we only had to endure that until 1989 when he bought a Toyota Pickup. The family was also still enduring our Ford Tempo/Mecury Topaz (which we had traded a first gen Escort wagon for), as well, since my parents decided to do the greatest hits of the malaise era.

Ah the Citation. To think they made a sport model...X11 I think?

As for getting off easy? Well I don't know. We inherited a '78 Nova Custom. Had the 305. That was hot poo poo compared to whatever else. It was built on some drunk labor day weekend given the quality and how many times it left us stranded. Basically malaise^2.

When my friend got his license we cruised around in a Tempo. With of course a 40 watt cassette deck.

Frond posted:

I saw a Topaz last week.

Do you live in Unicornville?

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




StormDrain posted:

When's the last time you've even seen a Tempo out there? I at least see an Escort once a week, I can't afford to see her more often.

This needed more love. :golfclap:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Colostomy Bag posted:

Ah the Citation. To think they made a sport model...X11 I think?

Yep. Had the 2.8 "HO" V6 and some suspension improvements, along with a stripe package, of course.

quote:

As for getting off easy? Well I don't know. We inherited a '78 Nova Custom. Had the 305. That was hot poo poo compared to whatever else. It was built on some drunk labor day weekend given the quality and how many times it left us stranded. Basically malaise^2.

When my friend got his license we cruised around in a Tempo. With of course a 40 watt cassette deck.


Do you live in Unicornville?

The only malaise-y car my folks had was a '78 or '79 Pontiac Safari G-body wagon, and the only thing terrible I really noticed about it is that the rear door windows didn't roll down - just wing windows, which were useless, because they were at the rear edge. Really sucked being the kid in the rear seat in south Texas when the AC no workee. Oh, I guess my mom's '79 Chrysler Cordoba counts, too. But it wasn't actually terrible reliability-wise, just big, thirsty, and not fast. Before the Pontiac wagon, mom drove a '70 Chevelle SS 396 (which actually had a 402) but in about '82, gas for it was getting pricey, and a two-door with 2 kids could be annoying, I guess. I miss that Chevelle. I was 12 or 13 when it went away.

boxen
Feb 20, 2011
My family had a brown 82-ish Chevette, my older sister got to drive to to school. Sometimes she'd give me a ride in to to school, and make me sit in the back seat, regardless of if there was anyone else in the car or not, because sister.

Even at nine years old or whatever I was when we had it, I recognized that you shouldn't be able to see the ground through the floorboards. Man, that car was a massive piece of poo poo. Didn't stop my other older sister from buying one a couple of years ago and using it as a summer "fun" car.

The other malaise-era car I remember was a 1990 Lebaron Convertible, which I don't remember being THAT bad, but the rear windows quit working after a few years so if you had the top down you got to drive around with double shark fins. Also, the back seat was ludicrously small, even for a little kid like me.

We also had an 84 Fiero at one point, but that car was perfect and I'll hear no argument. :colbert:

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

boxen posted:


The other malaise-era car I remember was a 1990 Lebaron Convertible, which I don't remember being THAT bad, but the rear windows quit working after a few years so if you had the top down you got to drive around with double shark fins. Also, the back seat was ludicrously small, even for a little kid like me.

Heh, my in-laws had one around that period, same problem.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Colostomy Bag posted:

Heh, my in-laws had one around that period, same problem.

I thought it was a feature, not a bug. Oh, Daimler...

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
That was like a decade before Daimler had anything at all to do with Chrysler.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
Chrysler was a good car company, it was Daimler that did all the bad stuff. Sort of like the Wehrmacht and the SS.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Throatwarbler posted:

Chrysler was a good car company, it was Daimler that did all the bad stuff. Sort of like the Wehrmacht and the SS.

I can't believe Daimler used their time machine to make the K-car instead of using it to kill Hitler.






Okay, i can kind of believe it.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Throatwarbler posted:

Chrysler was a good car company,

Oh boy.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



He's not wrong, probably just confused on the time span.


22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010




I mean with his comparison it works.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

22 Eargesplitten posted:

I mean with his comparison it works.

Sure, they get the ultimate pass of tossing a jet turbine into a car along with the Hemi. But the reversed thread lugnuts?

And then came the K-car.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Chrysler has always, and continues to make cool cars that fall apart

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Wasn't he the Dodge Journey factory zip-tied bumper guy?

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

angryrobots posted:

My first speeding ticket was in a Chevette and I got clocked at 72 mph.

I still think it was bullshit.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Colostomy Bag posted:


And then came the K-car.

I like the cool stuff.

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
hello, long time no see

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