Toilet EVE: its butt, bring dps, weve got logi and a bubble buttered butt

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Touchdown Boy: Apr 1, 2007; I saw my friend there out on the field today, I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way."

I think Kris paid him to take the ship instead of the other way round due to the sheer amount of orders hes getting from us.

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Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

Khris Kruel fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Oct 18, 2020

# ? Oct 18, 2020 16:15

rocketrobot: Jul 11, 2003

I think he got 100m isk? Not a great con.

Edit: need to refresh before replying

# ? Oct 18, 2020 16:58

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Khris Kruel posted:

Foiled again by the mastermind!

# ? Oct 18, 2020 18:18

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

So an update on how yesterday went:

We sold 13 prophecies, and I have 10 more cooking. The Jita relisters bought 4 of them instantly, and then the 5th one took 2 hours to sell in Jita. Eve Echoes and Reddit orders have stopped coming in and I've satisfied any orders there.

We made about 250 mil in profit on 2.5 bil in revenue, so 10% margin. Wasn't bad, and mineral prices actually went down somehow for the next batch.

I can't dump to market quite yet, I need accounting 5/5/4 which I'm currently blazing through...should be ready to wholesale dump to the market next week.

So at this point, at least in our timezone, I think we got the contract market on lock. I'll start moving to Cyclones and Hurricanes next, then Ferox, Harbingers, and Myrmidons.

Next week I'll have accounting at 5/5/4 and we can start whole sale dumping battlecruisers to the market and driving that price down.

Khris Kruel fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Oct 18, 2020

# ? Oct 18, 2020 18:24

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."

i wonder when the chuds will stop laughing at our bad plan and start crying because it actually works

# ? Oct 18, 2020 21:37

OniPanda: May 13, 2004; OH GOD BEAR

Radio Free Kobold posted:

i wonder when the chuds will stop laughing at our bad plan and start crying because it actually works

Never. They never will. At least not openly. Partly because they don't actually understand poo poo, and also they cannot admit they're wrong/we're right. They'll probably cry on their own discord, because not everyone is super dense, so we need those sweet leaks.

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DRWN: Aug 29, 2020

OniPanda posted:

Never. They never will. At least not openly. Partly because they don't actually understand poo poo, and also they cannot admit they're wrong/we're right. They'll probably cry on their own discord, because not everyone is super dense, so we need those sweet leaks.

# ? Oct 19, 2020 04:55

uniball: Oct 10, 2003

i got this PM after tonight's big fight (and win) against SHH:

my pilot's IGN is Airbus A380-800. "GND CALL" is what the button that activates the horn on an airliner is called

# ? Oct 19, 2020 05:11

Fajita Queen: Jun 21, 2012

uniball posted:

my pilot's IGN is Airbus A380-800. "GND CALL" is what the button that activates the horn on an airliner is called

This is a really great gimmick.

# ? Oct 19, 2020 08:28

Kungfu Trader: Aug 15, 2020; Well, that escalated quickly.

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# ? Oct 19, 2020 13:27

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

This is the reason whenever someone posts "WTB Prophecy" in trade chat I just ignore them

# ? Oct 19, 2020 18:05

Roid666: Jul 18, 2010

Lmao, the art of bartering is not dead I see

# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:44

Khris Kruel: Nov 5, 2003; Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

I really shouldn't be allowed to talk to pubbies, I just troll them all day

# ? Oct 19, 2020 21:17

Touchdown Boy: Apr 1, 2007; I saw my friend there out on the field today, I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way."

I bet hes one of those geniuses who was going to try and flip them for more then get mad when they make a loss.

# ? Oct 19, 2020 22:00

Einarr Saltyman: Oct 4, 2020

Kaysette posted:

Hi.

Now I remember, you guys were cloaking spamming :honk:

in local chat that day.
It was hilarious lol

# ? Oct 20, 2020 04:07

Sonova: Oct 23, 2004; meh

Khris Kruel posted:

imagine thinking EE sucks because sov isn't in.

Gotta get that sov warfare fun going

Its actually very amusing when people post or make youtube videos about how they 'own' space without any sov mechanics.

# ? Oct 20, 2020 08:41

DRWN: Aug 29, 2020

Khris Kruel posted:

I really shouldn't be allowed to talk to pubbies, I just troll them all day

You should charge them for trolling. 370m + 50m for 5 minutes of trolling.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 01:00

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Einarr Saltyman posted:

Now I remember, you guys were cloaking spamming in local chat that day.
It was hilarious lol

*clicks post history*

looks like the j4g's are leveling up somewhat

# ? Oct 21, 2020 03:06

Einarr Saltyman: Oct 4, 2020

Lutha Mahtin posted:

*clicks post history*

looks like the j4g's are leveling up somewhat

Thanks for the compliment.

Well, yeah I am a newbie in SA means I am undergoing a transition from a pubbie to become a goon.
I might not be able to pass the so-called "culture purity" test atm, if there is such a thing.

About the quote, I was hinting about the day that the alliance I am in make a big firework in the vale of the silent (there you go, now you know)
I know there are several goons within the alliance, and I am cool with that.
I also know that there's a gc in M2-CF1 at the time I am writing this.

I am aware that this is one of mechanism of counter intelligence, but wow.....man

Einarr Saltyman fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Oct 21, 2020

# ? Oct 21, 2020 06:16

Good Dumplings: Mar 30, 2011; Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

hail satan

# ? Oct 21, 2020 08:41

Jacada: Aug 1, 2009

Einarr Saltyman posted:

Thanks for the compliment.

Well, yeah I am a newbie in SA means I am undergoing a transition from a pubbie to become a goon.
I might not be able to pass the so-called "culture purity" test atm, if there is such a thing.

About the quote, I was hinting about the day that the alliance I am in make a big firework in the vale of the silent (there you go, now you know)
I know there are several goons within the alliance, and I am cool with that.
I also know that there's a gc in M2-CF1 at the time I am writing this.

I am aware that this is one of mechanism of counter intelligence, but wow.....man

tell us more about your transition

# ? Oct 21, 2020 10:15

Einarr Saltyman: Oct 4, 2020

Jacada posted:

tell us more about your transition

I lurk, I troll, and I learn to collect pubbies tears.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 11:14

Kaysette: Jan 5, 2009; ~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

Einarr Saltyman posted:

I lurk, I troll, and I learn to collect pubbies tears.

Do the first one more.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 12:15

PaToNe: Sep 26, 2013

GooseFleet can suck my duck, Quack Quack Ducks are better.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 16:12

Keegers: Aug 11, 2014

PaToNe posted:

GooseFleet can suck my duck, Quack Quack Ducks are better.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 16:33

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Mods? MODS!?

# ? Oct 21, 2020 17:57

himurak: Jun 13, 2003; Where was that save the world button again?

Slaan posted:

Mods? MODS!?

I'd recommend the cheaper ones they're obviously not the ideal choice, but the ship is eventually going to go boom anyway so unless it's something you'll be using a ton treat it as a throw away.

Oh wait you meant the other kind of mod...

# ? Oct 21, 2020 21:07

Digital Prophet: Apr 16, 2006; "..and then came the black crow, herald of doom, who foretold the coming of death."

This took way too long.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 21:16

GruntMountain: Jul 17, 2017

Gawain The Blind posted:

This took way too long.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 21:28

DRWN: Aug 29, 2020

Since the store is now open, what do I need to purchase a new avatar, or is that function not available yet?

# ? Oct 21, 2020 22:21

Radio Free Kobold: Aug 11, 2012; "Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."