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Marcade posted:But is it as successful as Lionel Richie's restaurant, "Halal, Is It Meat You're Looking For?"
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Can we grant him an honorary fellowship of some sort?
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# ? Jun 12, 2023 23:36 |
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Make a "Happy Birthday to Hideki Matsui" thread and post porn in it, similar to DPPH
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# ? Jun 13, 2023 00:57 |
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https://deadspin.com/fox-u-s-open-broadcast-features-two-dudes-talkin-about-1826869637
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://deadspin.com/fox-u-s-open-broadcast-features-two-dudes-talkin-about-1826869637 Now that's how you create a url people are gonna click on
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# ? Jun 13, 2023 02:36 |
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https://twitter.com/postingwhilegay/status/1668355397227274261?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw
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Weird News Headlines: "death certificate says pending, will life insurance still pay?"
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# ? Jun 13, 2023 05:46 |
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reminds me of quote:Author who wrote How To Murder Your Husband convicted of murdering her husband
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# ? Jun 13, 2023 05:49 |
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/postingwhilegay/status/1668355397227274261?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw jeez lady gonna kill someone delete your browsing history duh
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/postingwhilegay/status/1668355397227274261?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLMww8V4IUU
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Milo and POTUS posted:jeez lady gonna kill someone delete your browsing history duh The #1 reason I don't commit crimes is fear of my browsing or posting history being read in court.
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# ? Jun 13, 2023 07:30 |
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Elviscat posted:The #1 reason I don't commit crimes is fear of my browsing or posting history being read in court. People always assume it's because of weird fetishes but mostly you don't want people to know you were looking up words you already knew to double check you were using them right
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# ? Jun 13, 2023 07:36 |
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/postingwhilegay/status/1668355397227274261?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw was the book titled "how.to dael w gref [sic]"
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# ? Jun 13, 2023 10:06 |
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Key is to randomly google macabre poo poo everyday for years that way they can't claim you searched "How to dissolve a body in acid" to destroy evidence when the record shows you googled "how many pigs to eat dead guy" three years before the alleged crime, "strangulation tutorial AND garrote" a month before, and "good poisons for murder" a month into the investigation and so on and so forth.
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Dont use acid, dumbass.quote:First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your rear end down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Key is to randomly google macabre poo poo everyday for years that way they can't claim you searched "How to dissolve a body in acid" to destroy evidence when the record shows you googled "how many pigs to eat dead guy" three years before the alleged crime, "strangulation tutorial AND garrote" a month before, and "good poisons for murder" a month into the investigation and so on and so forth. "I was fact checking a shitpost." "Is fact checking not antithetical to the spirit of shitposting?" "The spirit of shitposting is real and strong and is my friend." "Is the spirit of shitposting in the room right now?" "Turn off your monitor." "The defence rests." Splicer has a new favorite as of 11:12 on Jun 13, 2023 |
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ohno
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So the best cover is to begin regularly publishing bad horror and crime novels so all your internet activity is obviously just research. Garth Marenghi is the world's most accomplished serial killer.
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# ? Jun 13, 2023 11:36 |
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Nowadays just churn out a True Crime podcast with 0 listeners.
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# ? Jun 13, 2023 11:44 |
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Dividing up the body seems like just more chances to have it discovered.
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1666892101018087425
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I'd have thought that 'black spaniel's' would have sounded better.
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https://twitter.com/espn/status/1668453311412928513
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# ? Jun 13, 2023 13:24 |
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Only after I looked at the graphic I got that they're named after gold nuggets, my first thought was that McDonald's bought a sports team.
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They would never leave off the "Mc" that's for sure.
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Carthag Tuek posted:was the book titled "how.to dael w gref [sic]" I am also confused as to how this person was able to author even a children's book
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https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1668510231897288704?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw
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https://twitter.com/polygon/status/1668621315123838977?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw
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Oddly enough, not why they divorced
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or anything to do with his cause of death.
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Too slow on the draw. This is why women make bad gunfighters. https://twitter.com/menwritewomen/status/1155824041082667010
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Goosemeat.txt
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https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1668860569967837184
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Woke AI!!
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# ? Jun 14, 2023 17:11 |
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And THAT'S why ya don't forget ta buy a FATHER'S DAY CARD!
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# ? Jun 14, 2023 17:18 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:And THAT'S why ya don't forget ta buy a FATHER'S DAY CARD! His wife and kids were in on the "prank". He's an rear end in a top hat ticktocker, but maybe not an abusive parent.
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https://twitter.com/biancanbcboston/status/1669029201486258234?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/biancanbcboston/status/1669029201486258234?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw Yale has the Skull and Bones society, Harvard has the lesser known Skin, Brains, and Bones society
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