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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSxNP-1VpjE

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Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

RatHat posted:

Funko made a figure of a corpse for some reason.



But is she fully delitized, or just partially?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


It still amazes me that you can find on youtube just a specific 5 second clip for basically everything. Somebody cut out and then uploaded just that singular line.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Brute Squad posted:

But is she fully delitized, or just partially?

Foreverially.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Choco1980 posted:

Re: That outfit Conway was wearing, apparently the girl from Die Antwoord posted an instagram picture of herself in the same coat six weeks ago. I'd track down a pic, but :effort:

It's a $3600 Gucci coat. Couture fashion produces some horribly ugly poo poo.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Garrand posted:

It still amazes me that you can find on youtube just a specific 5 second clip for basically everything. Somebody cut out and then uploaded just that singular line.
It's a useful phrase to know if you are learning to speak English.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
It's a line that really sticks out in the show. It helped set the tone for how seriously and realistically the show treated the murder. The dude isn't just relating the information to the police so the plot can move forward, like you'd get in most crime shows. He's nervous, he adds the unnecessary wrapped in plastic detail, it's a really great line in context

Plus I think it was in the recap at the beginning of each episode, so you heard it a lot.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I actually thought Conway's outfit was pretty cool, I think we would like it more if it wasn't being worn by such a terrible person. :shobon:

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
I first watched Twin Peaks on Netflix so I skipped the recaps (or maybe the recaps weren't on the Netflix version of the episodes) and I don't remember that line being particularly prominent otherwise. I remember "there was a fish in the percolator" much more strongly than that. :colbert:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pakled posted:

I first watched Twin Peaks on Netflix so I skipped the recaps (or maybe the recaps weren't on the Netflix version of the episodes) and I don't remember that line being particularly prominent otherwise. I remember "there was a fish in the percolator" much more strongly than that. :colbert:

Maybe you just didn't watch the show as well as I did. :smug:

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

OctoberBlues posted:

I actually thought Conway's outfit was pretty cool, I think we would like it more if it wasn't being worn by such a terrible person. :shobon:

Well, I think Yolandi's objectively less terrible than Conway:


Still not a great dress, though. It's like Paul Revere meets Twiggy.

budgieinspector has a new favorite as of 07:52 on Jan 24, 2017

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Look, what is the current east coast price for a woman of suitable breeding age?

tree fiddy?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Post something funny

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

you first

Magnus Manfist posted:

Aren't peanut and tree nut allergies usually separate though? Because they are actually different?

Lol yeah apparently the dude was probably right in that one and would have been fine https://www.allergyuk.org/peanut-and-tree-nut-allergy/peanut-and-tree-nut-allergy (although you can also be allergic to any combination of tree nuts and peanuts and whatever, so if the doctor said all types of nuts I guess he was just allergic to everything)
Fact arguing a Mr Logic comic is pretty meta.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

VendaGoat posted:

Look, what is the current east coast price for a woman of suitable breeding age?

tree fiddy?

Yolandi is Zef, maddafakka.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Guy Goodbody posted:

No, they made two



That's a wrap people, see you on the next production.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:



edit: not shopped, thats a real bear i think
I appreciate these.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

My Lovely Horse posted:

you first

Fact arguing a Mr Logic comic is pretty meta.

Don't let me get in the way of this page being full of unfunny word posts arguing bullshit in the thread for funny pictures(without big words on them)









Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
The new Resident Evil sure knows its audience:

Radio Paranoia has a new favorite as of 10:25 on Jan 24, 2017

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

kinmik posted:

I appreciate these.



A whole gallery of these.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Guy Goodbody posted:

No, they made two




Necrophilia is bannable. Mods???

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The CTA claims yet another victim.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

The CTA claims yet another victim.

You know that robot voice that tells you what side the doors open on at the next stop? They had to install that because it was a 50/50 jump when they did it beforehand.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Sponge Baathist posted:

You know that robot voice that tells you what side the doors open on at the next stop? They had to install that because it was a 50/50 jump when they did it beforehand.

There was an interview with the guy that did all of those announcements in like the Red Eye or something (can't find it for the life of me) and he said that one of his favorite things is riding the bus or train and just saying wrong names before the system says the correct one to see if anyone looks around confused.

edit:
His name is Lee Crooks, but I still can't find the interview he was joking around in. Maybe it never existed and its just one of those stupid Chicago legends.

Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 17:07 on Jan 24, 2017

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts



Load ten more, but then, a twist worthy of m night shyamalan

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Krinkle posted:

Load ten more, but then, a twist worthy of m night shyamalan

Nick Cagerella is the best.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Solice Kirsk posted:

Nick Cagerella is the best.


True enough!

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos







She won't steal!

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.

trickybiscuits posted:


She won't steal!

But like most politicians, she's promising more than she can deliver.

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

I appreciate that without a beard, Neptune becomes "old surfer dude".

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Stryder posted:

I appreciate that without a beard, Neptune becomes "old surfer dude".

Do you mean King Triton, the son of Neptune?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

I actually thought Conway's outfit was pretty cool, I think we would like it more if it wasn't being worn by such a terrible person. :shobon:

It's the sort of suit that says, "I am about to secure Napoleon's right flank against the Prussian infantry charge."

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Wheat Loaf posted:

It's the sort of suit that says, "I am about to secure Napoleon's right flank against the Prussian infantry charge."

Hey now, Trump merely has tiny hands, the rest of him is normal sized.

as far as we know.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

trickybiscuits posted:


She won't steal!

gently caress it, i'll take it

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ImpAtom posted:

Hey now, Trump merely has tiny hands, the rest of him is normal sized.

as far as we know.

Napoleon wasn't unusually short for the time, that's a myth.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

He had Hitler dick.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

What exactly is a pizza lawyer? And how do I become one?

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NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Solice Kirsk posted:

What exactly is a pizza lawyer? And how do I become one?

First question: Are you a pizza?

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