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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

MightyJoe36 posted:

Nobody beats me!

What about your quote-posting job?

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

What about your quote-posting job?

I'm not too worried about it.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Gyshall posted:

I'm not too worried about it.

I got the car there. v:smug:v

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Chili posted:

I got the car there. v:smug:v

Not only that, I broke his thumbs :smug:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Dis sonuvabitch is ice cold!

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Hey you magnificent bastards! Here's an hour and 20 minutes of rare, uncensored Seinfeld outtakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrmG93oNpLs

E: Whoa, what episode would this be from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrmG93oNpLs&t=4189s

Stare-Out fucked around with this message at 11:51 on Mar 10, 2020

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Stare-Out posted:

Hey you magnificent bastards! Here's an hour and 20 minutes of rare, uncensored Seinfeld outtakes.

Now is it just me, or is that a lot of gum?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
My Chili isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




potee posted:

My Chili isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Sorry. Climbers, keepers.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Chili posted:

Sorry. Climbers, keepers.

Chili! I'm on the roof!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Chili! I'm on the roof!

I said, "Wave to me when you pass my window."

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Who do you think you are??

I think I'm just like you...except successful :smug:

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/casualseinfeld/status/1238229645004353537?s=21

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Some guy said he found a DVD of never before seen bloopers at a flea market, enjoy.

https://boingboing.net/2020/03/13/watch-80-joyous-minutes-of-new.html

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Vietnamwees posted:

Who do you think you are??

I think I'm just like you...except successful :smug:

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
But George...there are no jerk stores...


It's just a bit confusing is all.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

But George...there are no jerk stores...


It's just a bit confusing is all.

It's smart. It's a smart line. And a smart thread will appreciate it! AND I'M NOT GONNA DUMB IT DOWN FOR SOME BONEHEAD MASS AUDIENCE!



George's rants about his jerk store line are some of the best, because they're clearly just things Larry David said.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Well we can't all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I'm sorry, I don't have a square to spare.

I can't spare a square.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

I'm sorry, I don't have a square to spare.

I can't spare a square.

I’m loaded up, baby.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Kramer, you have to see a doctor!

No, no doctors for me. They're all just a bunch of yes men towing the company line. And you know they botched my vasectomy!?

They did!?

Oh yeah...I'm even MORE potent now!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Poor Pinkus.

Poor little Pinkus.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

I’m loaded up, baby.



The cool evening breezes of Anytown, USA. Let's see how this baby closes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

TMMadman posted:

The cool evening breezes of Anytown, USA. Let's see how this baby closes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

:haw: Y'ALL COME BACK REEEEAL SOO--

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Gyshall posted:

Poor Pinkus.

Poor little Pinkus.
I love this quote, and I can remember exactly how he says it, and the look on his face, but for the life of me, I can't remember the context.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

I love this quote, and I can remember exactly how he says it, and the look on his face, but for the life of me, I can't remember the context.

We just ate. Did you forget to take your medicine?

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Chili posted:

We just ate. Did you forget to take your medicine?

You know, I've never had a really good pickle.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1241247257468514306

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

That's not gonna be good for business...

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

The Narrator posted:

That's not gonna be good for business...

That's not gonna be good...for anyone

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

...Mr. Marbles?

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
WHAT DID YOU FEED THAT HORSE!?

Some Beef-a-Rino

YOU FED THE HORSE BEEF-A-RINO!?

Well just one can, but he REALLY liked it!

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

This guy's BONKOS

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Stare-Out posted:

This guy's BONKOS

I know. I like to encourage intruders.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

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