Dubs posted:

track day no!

Dubs posted:

track day no!

track day bro! posted:

Anyway now here are my OFFICIAL FROMULA 1 RACE RATINGS

1 44 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes - as we all know 69 is the funny sex number and as a big fan of funny numbers I think this is a good amount of poles to have. Fortunately this will be his last pole this season as Ferrari are about to win every other pole and race for the rest of the year 69/69

2 77 Valtteri Bottas Mercedes - I'm sorry that I pretended that Valtteri was Heikki Kovalinen in a previous post and would like to apologize. This guy entered a Formula 1 race, qualified for the race and even finished it in 2nd. What an achivement! 5/10

3 5 Sebastian Vettel Ferrari - WHAT A TOP DRIVE FROM MY BEST LAD SEBASTIAN VETTEL AGAINST ALL ODDS MANAGING TO SECURE 3RD PLACE FOR THE GLORIOUS SCUDERIA AT THE HOME OF THE SCUDERIA MONZA ∞/10

4 3 Daniel Ricciardo Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer - confirmed to be a rapist over team radio, did some good overtakes I guess. 6/10

5 7 Kimi Räikkönen Ferrari - was a bit poo poo, let the scud down this weekend, but I'm sure he will definitely be awesome for the rest of the season. 9/10

6 31 Esteban Ocon Force India Mercedes - What a great drive from Estrogen cockon 8/10

7 18 Lance Stroll Williams Mercedes - Wow what a top top top top top weekend for Canada's Pride Lance Stroll. Who says you need money to be good in F1? 10/10

8 19 Felipe Massa Williams Mercedes - Terrible terrible terrible drive from everyones least favorite Brazilian FailPeePee Assa, randomly crashing into people. Almost killed Max 'The Future of F1' Verstappen and totally ruined his race. Should be banned from the sport -420/10

9 11 Sergio Perez Force India Mercedes - HEY, HEY HEY DO YA REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO DRIVE FOR MCLAREN? DO YA? GO ON DO YA REMEMBER??????? ALSO I KNOW ITS HILLARIOUS THAT IN THIS CONTEXT THE JOKE IS THAT MCLAREN WERE CONSIDERED GOOD AT SOME POINT /6/10

10 33 Max Verstappen Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer - What can I say fantastic qualifying performance, combined with a fantastic drive after being almost killed by a geriatric braindamaged Brazillian he still manages to finish in the points. 9001/10

11 20 Kevin Magnussen Haas Ferrari - So last time I was insanely illegally probated for being far too funny for the thread with a rivals dot com pun for this guy so i'll try again. Keven F*gnussen. 6(hours of probation)/10

12 26 Daniil Kvyat Toro Rosso - I bet Danii is sick of being called the torpedo 9000 times a second when he's on screen. Didn't do anything, bring back minardi pls. 5/10

13 27 Nico Hulkenberg Renault - What a fraud, somehow lucking out by making sure good lad Jolyon 'jol' Palmer has a bad car. Also here's a rivals dot com pun Pricko Spunkenberg 4/10

14 55 Carlos Sainz Toro Rosso - I can't think of a mean thing to say about nuestro Carlos, he's a good lad that deserves to not be driving for a lovely fizzy drinks team. 8/10

15 8 Romain Grosjean Haas Ferrari - big bitch, delayed qualifying by 9000 hours so I ended up spending the saturday drinking and helping a friend swap his bin wheels onto his motorcycle. probably bitched on the radio during the race about something 2/10

16 94 Pascal Wehrlein Sauber Ferrari - this guy fuc

17 14 Fernando Alonso McLaren Honda - I'm pretty sure this guy has brutally murdered Jolyon Palmer by now, I cannot condone the murder of a good lad who means well 10/10

18 9 Marcus Ericsson Sauber Ferrari - if you think I can think of something to say about this guy then you'd be wrong. you can't even make a good rivals cot com pun out of his name.

NC 2 Stoffel Vandoorne McLaren Honda - So I've been informed that it was actually this guys home gp last race and not Max 'the future of F1' Verstappen's. 9/10

NC 30 Jolyon Palmer Renault - killed by Spaniard 4/10

track day bro! posted:

Anyway now here are my OFFICIAL FROMULA 1 RACE RATINGS

1 44 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes - as we all know 69 is the funny sex number and as a big fan of funny numbers I think this is a good amount of poles to have. Fortunately this will be his last pole this season as Ferrari are about to win every other pole and race for the rest of the year 69/69

2 77 Valtteri Bottas Mercedes - I'm sorry that I pretended that Valtteri was Heikki Kovalinen in a previous post and would like to apologize. This guy entered a Formula 1 race, qualified for the race and even finished it in 2nd. What an achivement! 5/10

3 5 Sebastian Vettel Ferrari - WHAT A TOP DRIVE FROM MY BEST LAD SEBASTIAN VETTEL AGAINST ALL ODDS MANAGING TO SECURE 3RD PLACE FOR THE GLORIOUS SCUDERIA AT THE HOME OF THE SCUDERIA MONZA ∞/10

4 3 Daniel Ricciardo Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer - confirmed to be a rapist over team radio, did some good overtakes I guess. 6/10

5 7 Kimi Räikkönen Ferrari - was a bit poo poo, let the scud down this weekend, but I'm sure he will definitely be awesome for the rest of the season. 9/10

6 31 Esteban Ocon Force India Mercedes - What a great drive from Estrogen cockon 8/10

7 18 Lance Stroll Williams Mercedes - Wow what a top top top top top weekend for Canada's Pride Lance Stroll. Who says you need money to be good in F1? 10/10

8 19 Felipe Massa Williams Mercedes - Terrible terrible terrible drive from everyones least favorite Brazilian FailPeePee Assa, randomly crashing into people. Almost killed Max 'The Future of F1' Verstappen and totally ruined his race. Should be banned from the sport -420/10

9 11 Sergio Perez Force India Mercedes - HEY, HEY HEY DO YA REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO DRIVE FOR MCLAREN? DO YA? GO ON DO YA REMEMBER??????? ALSO I KNOW ITS HILLARIOUS THAT IN THIS CONTEXT THE JOKE IS THAT MCLAREN WERE CONSIDERED GOOD AT SOME POINT /6/10

10 33 Max Verstappen Red Bull Racing TAG Heuer - What can I say fantastic qualifying performance, combined with a fantastic drive after being almost killed by a geriatric braindamaged Brazillian he still manages to finish in the points. 9001/10

11 20 Kevin Magnussen Haas Ferrari - So last time I was insanely illegally probated for being far too funny for the thread with a rivals dot com pun for this guy so i'll try again. Keven F*gnussen. 6(hours of probation)/10

12 26 Daniil Kvyat Toro Rosso - I bet Danii is sick of being called the torpedo 9000 times a second when he's on screen. Didn't do anything, bring back minardi pls. 5/10

13 27 Nico Hulkenberg Renault - What a fraud, somehow lucking out by making sure good lad Jolyon 'jol' Palmer has a bad car. Also here's a rivals dot com pun Pricko Spunkenberg 4/10

14 55 Carlos Sainz Toro Rosso - I can't think of a mean thing to say about nuestro Carlos, he's a good lad that deserves to not be driving for a lovely fizzy drinks team. 8/10

15 8 Romain Grosjean Haas Ferrari - big bitch, delayed qualifying by 9000 hours so I ended up spending the saturday drinking and helping a friend swap his bin wheels onto his motorcycle. probably bitched on the radio during the race about something 2/10

16 94 Pascal Wehrlein Sauber Ferrari - this guy fuc

17 14 Fernando Alonso McLaren Honda - I'm pretty sure this guy has brutally murdered Jolyon Palmer by now, I cannot condone the murder of a good lad who means well 10/10

18 9 Marcus Ericsson Sauber Ferrari - if you think I can think of something to say about this guy then you'd be wrong. you can't even make a good rivals cot com pun out of his name.

NC 2 Stoffel Vandoorne McLaren Honda - So I've been informed that it was actually this guys home gp last race and not Max 'the future of F1' Verstappen's. 9/10

NC 30 Jolyon Palmer Renault - killed by Spaniard 4/10

1500quidporsche posted:

Thank god somebody finally bought Joe Saward an account.

track day bro! posted:

Anyway now here are my OFFICIAL FROMULA 1 RACE RATINGS

track day bro! posted:

9 11 Sergio Perez Force India Mercedes - HEY, HEY HEY DO YA REMEMBER

1500quidporsche posted:

The engine is ready to be picked up friends.

Brainwrong posted:

When you say picked up

Brainwrong posted:

When you say picked up

Brainwrong posted:

When you say picked up

Brainwrong posted:

When you say picked up

Brainwrong posted:

When you say picked up

sticksy posted:

Completely accurate, 5/5.

Also this article confirms your perspective on the English:
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/over-eight-millions-britons-think-showering-once-week-enough-1637948

poty posted:

We the British are very clean and tidy people and we just happen to be extremely fit, so we hardly ever get dirty or sweat. And, extrapolating a bit here from my experience, we never have sex.

Also unlike Ferrari fans worldwide we are not covered in a thick layer of grease

Gigi Galli posted:

Brits are all fat and stupid and filthy as hell but they sound nicer than Americans so the world ignores it.

Wirth1000 posted:

Gigi Galli posted:

Wow that sure looks like somewhere south of Rome, which as we know is not Italy.

wicka posted:

drat, my buddy's family is from Naples, I never knew I was supposed to be giving him poo poo for it.

thegasman2000 posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RCdNAir.jpg

HJB posted:

Innocent Blackface is a great name for a Pope but not a convincing argument

HJB posted:

Innocent Blackface is a great name for a Pope

Gigi Galli posted:

This is actually kinda related, in football, at least in Italy, you can get a stadium ban or fines for "territorial chants", like the time Juventus supporters had a big banner telling the Napoli supporters to go wash themselves off in Vesuvius before they came to town.

Obviously racing fans are a little more refined than football ones, but has there ever been an instance of someone or a group of someones getting thrown out for being an rear end in a top hat at a grand prix? I feel like this happened at least once in recent memory but I can't remember where.

Tsaedje posted:

They were trying to show their support for Lewis