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BioEnchanted posted:I like the flash games on Eyezmaze, they are very charming. Diet is kind of hilarious although my browser froze partway through. Grow have a lot of different interactions that are fun to watch play out though. I miss the Grow series and wish there would be more
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True gamers don't care about clothing damage, they load up BIO F.R.E.A.K.S. on the N64 because you can tear off your opponents limbs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ybP2SECroI
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Len posted:I miss the Grow series and wish there would be more Oh my god, Diet ends with you losing so much weight it measures ± ∞. You become a singularity.
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Aug 13, 2019 22:34
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I don’t recall gears of war being sexual
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oldpainless posted:I don’t recall gears of war being sexual Maybe you should first play the game, then
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Aug 13, 2019 22:40
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This might be an immersion break to some but I love how there is no small feat in Original Sin 2. Even in the tutorial prison where you're shackled and in rags, you're going after high ranking members of the Magisters(Inquisitors, basically) and vague quests and dungeons end up being world-changing events and maybe relics and pieces of History long lost to time. Coupled with the destructive combat, it is refreshing that you don't go into random caves to kill this one slightly tougher skeleton or orc with a +1 Sword.
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Aug 13, 2019 23:46
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Been playing Dragon Quest V, and I'm loving that this RPG world is covered with the obligatory book cases and sign posts and you can't read any of them because your character is 6 at the beginning of the game and doesn't know how to read yet.
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oldpainless posted:I don’t recall gears of war being sexual All big burly man shooty games are intensely erotic. The gun is the second-most iconic phallic symbol.
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PubicMice posted:All big burly man shooty games are intensely erotic. The gun is the second-most iconic phallic symbol. Obviously second place after the mighty eggplant
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Aug 14, 2019 00:31
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 RDR2 was this close to being the true horniest game, but hosed it up once again.
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All games are horny- this is known. But what is the true horniest game? The horny of hornies.
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Nier Automata.
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Just Offscreen posted:All games are horny- this is known. I mean assuming you're discounting porn then probably one of the porn-but-we-don't-show-titty games like half the Vita's library.
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ImpAtom posted:I mean assuming you're discounting porn then probably one of the porn-but-we-don't-show-titty games like half the Vita's library.  ?
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Porn is by its very nature not horny because it is in the process of getting some. A true horny game contains no actual getting of any.
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Just Offscreen posted:All games are horny- this is known. Dungeon Keeper.
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HPanda posted:Porn is by its very nature not horny because it is in the process of getting some. A true horny game contains no actual getting of any. Exactly. Taerkar posted:Dungeon Keeper. EXACTLY! I also would have accpeted Dungeon Keeper 2.
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Having seen the "sex scenes" in Ride to Hell: Retribution, I have come to the conclusion that it is the least horny game.
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Just Offscreen posted:All games are horny- this is known. shadows of the damned
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Riatsala posted:Been playing Dragon Quest V, and I'm loving that this RPG world is covered with the obligatory book cases and sign posts and you can't read any of them because your character is 6 at the beginning of the game and doesn't know how to read yet. Dragon Quest V is very good, and it's still my favorite DQ. The DS Remake was really good, adding in a touch of additional content without any harm.
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Just Offscreen posted:All games are horny- this is known. I'm entirely convinced that someone at Blizzard spent a lot of company time making models for one of those 3D porn games and then had to pivot it into a pitch for Overwatch after someone else found the folder.
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can y'all make a thread for your horny game discussion or something
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In One Hour One Life the game records how people die but also their last words. Sometimes it's somebody wishing their children well and dying of old. Other times it's somebody getting killed by another player with their last words being along the likes of "you're a jerk." Other times it is things like "kill the bear" after being killed by a bear.
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Well, it entitled PYF little things in games...
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Just Offscreen posted:All games are horny- this is known.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Mario Tennis and its finely rendered Luigi dong What
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VanSandman posted:What 
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Just Offscreen posted:All games are horny- this is known. No More Heroes is all about playing the world's loneliest otaku who only became an assassin because an (underage?) blonde told him that she only sleeps with the best assassins in the world. Also, something about incest in the fast forward backstory summary with the final boss? And I get the feeling I was just put onto several watch lists just for writing that summary.
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flatluigi posted:can y'all make a thread for your horny game discussion or something 
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flatluigi posted:can y'all make a thread for your horny game discussion or something My favourite little thing in this game is how it give me boaner.
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Another thing from Original Sin 2: Resurrecting a party member isn't a big deal as the scrolls are fairly cheap, which opens you up to take more risks without harsh penalties. For example, I had to make my way to an island that was surrounded by what is literally called Deathfog; I chose to be taken by an undead ferryman, which naturally ended in a TPK because skeletons are assholes and he just sailed straight through the mist but since I had an Idol of Ressurection with one of my characters, she was revived and then I used the normal scrolls on the other three and carried on. In the same island, a demon was possessing a dwarf but the priests managed to magically chain it down before perishing. To exorcise it, you have to inflict extreme damage on the dwarf's body until the demon can't take it anymore and then break the chains, so it jumps off his body allowing you to battle it. But of course, it'll possess one of your companions at some point and you can't afford to be careful like you were with the dwarf since they are free to act against you, so down they go and then the demon too(The dwarf is tagging along so technically you have +1 party member to help anyway). Another Resurrection Scroll and everything's fine. It is a breath of fresh air to not worry about spending a small fortune on an item and then painfully deciding if this is going to be the one time you can afford to use it or not.
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Despite having wanted to play it since it came out, I only just got around to playing Nier: Automata and earlier today I completed Route A. So I load up Route B and.. You start off as a small robot trying to wake up his damaged older brother, and coming off of ending A, you're probably already getting jabbed right in the feels by this little guy. (And god drat if you trip up when you're carrying the bucket  ) Eventually though, this heartbreaking scene is interrupted by 9S saying " stupid robots" and at first you think 'wow, what a dick' but then you realize you're at the beginning of the story again and it all makes sense. Overall I just thought it was a really good way to carry on from the sentiment of ending A while resetting the world view so it doesn't feel quite so jarring when you resume the robot genocide.
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Hoo boy are you in for a ride.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Hoo boy are you in for a ride. There aren't many games I want to play again for the first time but NA was a ride I would love to experience again. I reinstalled it a couple months back but doing everything all over again just was a massive turn off. I want my big murder weapons drat it
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So I run a mid-sized Destiny clan. One of our new members is finally getting around to the D2 Year 2 core content, Forsaken, a month and a half before the Year 3 content comes out. I asked if I could run the prison-break sequence that starts the core campaign with him, since I remembered it being good. He said yes. A few really good things: 1) Nolan North does a passable impression of Nathan Fillion most of the time. 2) The music for that mission, "Gunslinger", and its integration with what's going on onscreen is really good. It genuinely makes you feel like a badass as you help contain this extremely dangerous prison riot. 3) Cayde-6 has dynamic commentary on your actions. If you're running as a team, he'll note not just individual good kills and smart uses of your powerset, but when you synergize your abilities. It's a nice touch.
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Len posted:There aren't many games I want to play again for the first time but NA was a ride I would love to experience again. I reinstalled it a couple months back but doing everything all over again just was a massive turn off. I want my big murder weapons drat it I rarely stick with games that take over 30 hours to finish them unless they really grab me, and have never replayed a game I finished. I played Nier:Automata through endings A-E five times more or less in a row. Also the only game I have made an effort to 100%.
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Section 9 posted:I rarely stick with games that take over 30 hours to finish them unless they really grab me, and have never replayed a game I finished. I played Nier:Automata through endings A-E five times more or less in a row. Also the only game I have made an effort to 100%. You might've sold me on this but be honest: was it because of the butts?
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I'm really impressed at the amount of clothing options in Sleeping Dogs, and that you can go outside without any pants on and no one will act any differently.
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I would pay good money for a game where everyone reacted to your lack of pants, but the story progressed generally as normal. Like, they're not screaming and running away, but the enemies in cutscenes would just look at you like "what the gently caress, dude" before continuing on.
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Vic posted:You might've sold me on this but be honest: was it because of the butts? I had to buy the "you looked at 2B's butt" achievement at the end of the game because I managed to get everything else without sliding the camera for an upskirt shot.
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