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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DoubleDonut posted:

not seeing the heat in this take

fetishizing black people as “god given natural radicals” and cheerleading the death of the largest leftist political coalition in decades as an Ivy League opinion writer so they can enjoy the comfort of irrelevance is incredibly hosed up

also the whole “people only voted Bernie in 2016 because they hated Hillary” is loving illiterate and ahistorical

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DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
yeah, I guess that's fair

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Even if people voted for Bernie because they hated Clinton, so what?

There are a plethora of good reasons to hate Hillary Clinton.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Bobby Digital posted:

ultimate punisher did too but they still use the skull

Good point, he was completely fine with killing corrupt/murderous cops. Cognitive dissonance strong.

TBH the best part of the Punisher comics was probably when they acknowledged that even as a superhero he couldn't actually make a difference, because there's a gigantic world full of people doing terrible stuff and all he knows how to do is kill mobsters. Kind of tamped down on the power fantasy aspect, but then you get people with selective memories.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

that whole twitter/tumblr formulation of denouncing some very specific, totally anonymous, improbably hypocritical, probably fictional army of Bad Leftists who all believe dumb terrible things unlike me, the Good Leftist who was always wise to their secret game, is always some clout-chasing lib poo poo regardless of whether you can find like one person who fits their strawman

imagine being a [BLM activist] who [works for ICE] and [plays the knockout game]. Couldn't be me! Attention [sewer socialists] who want to reform their cities by by [not tipping waitresses]. We see you. It's gross. Cut it out.

A Wizard of Goatse has issued a correction as of 00:38 on Jun 1, 2020

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


A Wizard of Goatse posted:

that whole twitter/tumblr formulation of denouncing some very specific, totally anonymous, improbably hypocritical, probably fictional army of Bad Leftists


"Really annoying electoral leftism" isn't that hypothetical. I know self described communists who are trying to make Elizabeth Warren the most important component of the left as recently as Friday.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
https://twitter.com/jcmorenogarcia/status/1266555613284380677?s=21

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
wtf he really did star in porn

wtf the Internet Adult Film Data Base has a “dead pornstar list”

“Big Floyd”’s entry reads: Murder Victim of police brutality 2020 May 25

Two entries below him is this sad death:

quote:

When attending ExpoSexo 2019 show in Mexico City with his girlfriend AJ Applegate "he was reported to be drunk in the hotel room and fell over the handrail of the stairs inside the hotel. He fell 4 floors and sustained serious life-threatening injuries from the accident"

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
https://twitter.com/malfynnction/status/1267087712005361666

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/DanBoeckner/status/1267539262771257352

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Tulip posted:

"Really annoying electoral leftism" isn't that hypothetical. I know self described communists who are trying to make Elizabeth Warren the most important component of the left as recently as Friday.

social media contains an array of handy tools for directly naming and quoting people, and a bounty of conveniently searchable dumbass takes to suit any occasion. it'd be short work to find one of these dreaded racist misogynist cop-lover Bros if you wanted to call them out, but even that is too close to genuine political action when you could just announce that guys with bad takes on electoralism are like totally all over the place out there and you're totally owning them, just offscreen

also if you're using the occasion of half the cities in the country burning the gently caress down to declare Liz Warren deadenders canceled perhaps get a loving life

A Wizard of Goatse has issued a correction as of 21:50 on Jun 1, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I am told that passengers in steerage are drowning, but that cannot be so. I’m on the stern and it’s a hundred feet in the air.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib


he deleted this between me seeing it quoted and clicking on the full tweet so here's a screenshot

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

DoubleDonut posted:



he deleted this between me seeing it quoted and clicking on the full tweet so here's a screenshot

he really wants to speak with the manager of riots

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
imagine being paid what Ezra Klein is paid to talk about politics and current events and the best you can do is blubber out "but the police are supposed to be accountable!!"

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1267479213180948484
You don't want to gently caress with the burbs little protesters. I have beaten every call of duty game on the highest difficulty level with minimal saving and some of my neighbors are only pre diabetic not full blown yet. Still wanna gently caress with us? :colbert:

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1267479213180948484
You don't want to gently caress with the burbs little protesters. I have beaten every call of duty game on the highest difficulty level with minimal saving and some of my neighbors are only pre diabetic not full blown yet. Still wanna gently caress with us? :colbert:

Oh sure you can light Philadelphia or NYC or Atlanta on fire

but god help you if you think you can take on the suburbs

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 199 days!

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1267479213180948484
You don't want to gently caress with the burbs little protesters. I have beaten every call of duty game on the highest difficulty level with minimal saving and some of my neighbors are only pre diabetic not full blown yet. Still wanna gently caress with us? :colbert:

wait i thought the suburbs needed the guns because of all the criminal thugs with ms13 weed smack guns in the cities

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
https://twitter.com/alexberenson/status/1267457631062495233?s=21

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 199 days!
"seemingly calm in stretches, but paranoid, confused, directionless, and prone to bursts of random violence" that isn't thc, they're smoking america

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PopulismExpert/status/1267946908028411904?s=20

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/AgentCalabasas/status/1268068840010731520

buddy if you think this take is hot now, wait until you click on it for the context

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

DoubleDonut posted:

https://twitter.com/AgentCalabasas/status/1268068840010731520

buddy if you think this take is hot now, wait until you click on it for the context

was not disappointed

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1268159520393629697?s=20

https://twitter.com/alimnk_/status/1267726200971108353?s=20

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



https://twitter.com/jsmilbank/status/1268204152791937024?s=21

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ErrolWebber/status/1268174300013617152

Synnr
Dec 30, 2009

DoubleDonut posted:

https://twitter.com/AgentCalabasas/status/1268068840010731520

buddy if you think this take is hot now, wait until you click on it for the context

Sadly deleted, get a screenshot?

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
the onion has been on fire lately

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Cowpocalypse posted:

the onion has been on fire lately

I’m sure they nonetheless support the protestors

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Synnr posted:

Sadly deleted, get a screenshot?

quote:

Yes there were rules in biblical times. Pretty sure if Jesus asked somebody to move 15 times and they wouldn’t there would be repercussions.

— Armor for Animals 🐷🐮🐶🐥🐘🇺🇸 (@AgentCalabasas) June 3, 2020

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Synnr posted:

Sadly deleted, get a screenshot?

the above post quoted it, but for context it was in response to cops in an armored vehicle telling people to move or they would be run over and killed

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

DoubleDonut posted:

the above post quoted it, but for context it was in response to cops in an armored vehicle telling people to move or they would be run over and killed

she got called out on the jesus of it all because her first response was "more patient than me, I'd have left a blood splat" or v similar

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010




Yes, Jesus, well known for following rules and never getting in trouble with the law.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
There would be repercussions, if they were money‐changers in the temple.

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020
You might say Trump was our first Marxist president.

https://twitter.com/fayepelzer/status/1268540881881235464?s=21

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Israel/status/1268235838208573440?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1268587674014752770?s=20

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good



Israel declaring the end of the Jewish state via Twitter is one of the few things that could still surprise me.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/HouseGOP/status/1268603674822979585?s=20

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