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Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go


Why is the lettuce glistening? :stonk:

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Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Enfys posted:

Why is the lettuce glistening? :stonk:

Because it's been rinsed off.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
I tried the new KFC Waffle Down, two pieces of boneless fried chicken with a waffle and syrup in the middle.

What I got:


After the manager apologized and made a new order, I can say that it was delicious. The previous Double Down had bacon and cheese in the middle and tasted mostly like salt. This time around with a more classic combination, the sweet syrup works really well with the fried chicken. The fluffy waffle (it came prewrapped, this is still fast food) with a bit of crispness worked well texturally against the more substantial chicken. All in all a great sandwich but not worth C$9, especially when I can get the same thing at the Dirty Bird just a few minutes' walk further.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Enfys posted:

Why is the lettuce glistening? :stonk:

Pre chewed

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

What the gently caress is that color

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Brawnfire posted:

What the gently caress is that color

I believe it's called "fludge."

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

remember this family guy clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-7WA7AHww

this is what they were talking about

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

boar guy posted:

remember this family guy clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-7WA7AHww

this is what they were talking about



I have eaten too many of these tacos to count

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

I have eaten too many of these tacos to count

having moved to california from michigan i have experienced both ends of the taco spectrum and on the 'warm tortillas wrapped around warm meat' front, the west is most assuredly the best

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Decoy Badger posted:

I tried the new KFC Waffle Down, two pieces of boneless fried chicken with a waffle and syrup in the middle.

What I got:


:stare: :psyduck:
As someone who deep fries roughly 20 lbs of boneless chicken per hour on any given Saturday, I can't fathom how they got the breading that brown with the chicken absolutely raw on the inside, especially at that thickness (or thinness, rather). My best guess is they haven't filtered/changed the fryer oil since Obama was still in office. Really old/heavily abused oil makes chicken super dark, super quick. The next assumption then is that their cook was just guesstimating/eyeballing poo poo and not using a timer. gently caress that KFC.

Also our place would have not only made you a new order, but comped it. I'm sorry you had to pay $9 for that heresy against my sainted order of fry cooks, but I thank you for your service to the thread.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

I'd guess maybe some/most fast food chicken comes pre-breaded and is supposed to be mostly pre-cooked and is just frozen, like the chicken goujons you buy in the frozen food section. If you cut one of those open while frozen, they should be cooked through, but years ago I bit into one that hadn't been fully cooked inside. The outside still had all the tasty looking breading, but it was pink and nasty inside. It was this brand and they looked exactly the same cooked or straight out of the bag frozen. I sent them a picture of the raw one and they sent a letter back full of typos saying they had checked the batch and it was all fine and it wasn't possible for there to have been any raw chicken :rolleyes:

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
When I was 7 or 8 I got a raw mcnugget that looked just like that inside from mcdonalds that looked fully cooked from the outside. I don't really understand how it happened since I'm like 99.99% sure they don't cook their nuggets from raw at mcdonalds of all places, but it was gross as hell and I got a free happy meal. For years after that I always did a test bite before starting to chew it.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yeah I eat rear end posted:

When I was 7 or 8 I got a raw mcnugget that looked just like that inside from mcdonalds that looked fully cooked from the outside. I don't really understand how it happened since I'm like 99.99% sure they don't cook their nuggets from raw at mcdonalds of all places, but it was gross as hell and I got a free happy meal. For years after that I always did a test bite before starting to chew it.

Nah, mcnuggets are raw as poo poo, at least they was when I worked there. They were already breaded, but still needed cooking.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



And all this time I had been assured that Chicken McNuggets were reconstituted from a precooked pink slurry, what is going on here am I having a stroke

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

why does it look like it's performing intricate break-dancing moves

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Randaconda posted:

why does it look like it's performing intricate break-dancing moves

its excited to eat that cannoli

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Randaconda posted:

why does it look like it's performing intricate break-dancing moves

I can't unsee it now :3:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Enfys posted:

I can't unsee it now :3:

It's all i could see when I first saw it. :3:

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Enfys posted:

I'd guess maybe some/most fast food chicken comes pre-breaded and is supposed to be mostly pre-cooked and is just frozen, like the chicken goujons you buy in the frozen food section. If you cut one of those open while frozen, they should be cooked through, but years ago I bit into one that hadn't been fully cooked inside. The outside still had all the tasty looking breading, but it was pink and nasty inside. It was this brand and they looked exactly the same cooked or straight out of the bag frozen. I sent them a picture of the raw one and they sent a letter back full of typos saying they had checked the batch and it was all fine and it wasn't possible for there to have been any raw chicken :rolleyes:



Ahhh, that would make sense. I actually hand-bread raw, not-frozen breasts right before dropping em. A poorly par-cooked frozen batch from Sysco would explain things.

You get a pass, anonymous Canadian KFC fry cook. this time

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I wish I could breakdance anywhere near as good as that wood

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Ahhh, that would make sense. I actually hand-bread raw, not-frozen breasts right before dropping em. A poorly par-cooked frozen batch from Sysco would explain things.

You get a pass, anonymous Canadian KFC fry cook. this time

you sound like a :krad: fry-meister pal.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Throw it back, it's pregnant, you can't trap that one

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Mega Ultra Canoli, no he is legend

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JacquelineDempsey posted:

:stare: :psyduck:
As someone who deep fries roughly 20 lbs of boneless chicken per hour on any given Saturday, I can't fathom how they got the breading that brown with the chicken absolutely raw on the inside, especially at that thickness (or thinness, rather)

The bottom chicken isn't as dark, JD. Could be a different batch is my guess. Or not using the time like you guessed, if not both.

e -

Data Graham posted:

And all this time I had been assured that Chicken McNuggets were reconstituted from a precooked pink slurry, what is going on here am I having a stroke

would and hate myself after devouring. Especially if those cannoli have chocolate chips.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

same tbh

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Cannoli? More like Can-holy-moly, am I right?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Cannoli? More like Can-holy-moly, am I right?

Take the cannoli

TAKE IT BITCH

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Leave the gun. Leave the cannoli. Take the TURBONNOLI

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
That's my porn name oh my word





Jk my porn name is THE SLOT MACHINE

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Mods change name to TURBONNOLI SLOT MACHINE tia

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Mods change name to TURBOCUMMIES SLOT MACHINE tia

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:frog:

no.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:smithfrog:

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009


Deep fried grasshoppers, the taste and texture strongly resembles Chinese-style dried shrimp with some lime juice added.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I think you mean :randno:

Or do we need a more forceful variant?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Scarodactyl posted:

I think you mean :randno:

Or do we need a more forceful variant?

i do frog smileys. its kinda my thing. :shrug:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Forceful Cummies

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Forceful Cummies

mods, please

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