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Alhazred posted:And yet there's no Michelle Rodriguez. When it comes to dying in movies, Michelle Rodriguez is the female Sean Bean.
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echoplex posted:
Everyone knows AIs speak leet
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 02:45 |
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echoplex posted:
I started cackling when I saw that part. I've seen interviews with Pfister before and he gave the impression of being an intelligent guy, cites seeing 2001: A Space Odyssey at release as a formative experience, so this wasn't what I was expecting.
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DNS posted:I started cackling when I saw that part. I've seen interviews with Pfister before and he gave the impression of being an intelligent guy, cites seeing 2001: A Space Odyssey at release as a formative experience, so this wasn't what I was expecting. By now it's probably cinema shorthand for computer-talk like gun noises etc.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 03:30 |
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echoplex posted:
I'd like to think this is just a tip off that Depp's character is kind of a poo poo. It's not like uploaded intelligences have keyboards to make typos on, that's deliberate.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 04:46 |
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When I saw that I thought it was a hint that the upload was botched or something.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 04:48 |
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Maarak posted:I'd like to think this is just a tip off that Depp's character is kind of a poo poo. It's not like uploaded intelligences have keyboards to make typos on, that's deliberate. I hope they have to break the code embedded in his typos.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 05:39 |
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Is it just me or does Transcendence give off a Lawnmower Man vibe? I swear Job does the exact same thing...
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 05:50 |
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Darkside543 posted:Is it just me or does Transcendence give off a Lawnmower Man vibe? I swear Job does the exact same thing... Isn't a big part of it that he's a magical retard (per King) though?
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 05:57 |
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Late Unpleasantness posted:Michael Crichton isn't dead, just uploaded. AndyP posted:That trailer changed tone so fast I got whiplash.
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achillesforever6 posted:I wouldn't be surprised if there are a bunch of Michael Crichton screenplays/ideas lying around that a studio picked up to make a movie, though to be fair its a relatively good premise of science gone wrong and hopefully it will be like good Crichton and not like bad old dying Crichton. I'm pretty sure there aren't a lot of unproduced ideas from Crichton considering they were only able to put out one posthumous book and that one was apparently a stretch to get done and still have his name on it.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 06:21 |
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Stephen Chow's new movie, Journey to the West, which has already made over $200 million in China, is getting a North American release. Why have I not heard of this film until now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmKrgPr7PA8
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Dillbag posted:Stephen Chow's new movie, Journey to the West, which has already made over $200 million in China, is getting a North American release. Why have I not heard of this film until now? Some people in the poster thread have talked about it, and apparently it's poo poo.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 06:55 |
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Vagabundo posted:Some people in the poster thread have talked about it, and apparently it's poo poo. Well that answers my question. I'm 400 posts behind in reading that thread.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 06:58 |
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Peanut President posted:When I saw that I thought it was a hint that the upload was botched or something.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 10:36 |
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Yall are putting way much thought into it, I'm sure. It just means he's a computer now, as opposed to a human. Because computers are leet.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 10:55 |
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Carthag posted:Isn't a big part of it that he's a magical retard (per King) though? No. There is literally zero connection between the movie and the story, and King successfully sued to have his name removed from it.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 11:25 |
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Lawnmower Man the story doesn't have a magical retard in it anyway, it's about a dude who hires a lawnmower and when the lawnmower man shows up he starts chowin down on the grass, his stomach bulging and poo poo, and the dude flips out and fires the lawnmower man so he gets chowed down on as well. The end.
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scary ghost dog posted:Lawnmower Man the story doesn't have a magical retard in it anyway, it's about a dude who hires a lawnmower and when the lawnmower man shows up he starts chowin down on the grass, his stomach bulging and poo poo, and the dude flips out and fires the lawnmower man so he gets chowed down on as well. The end. Wasn't it revealed that it was Pan?
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 20:44 |
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bobkatt013 posted:Wasn't it revealed that it was Pan? A servant of Pan.
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scary ghost dog posted:Lawnmower Man the story doesn't have a magical retard in it anyway, it's about a dude who hires a lawnmower and when the lawnmower man shows up he starts chowin down on the grass, his stomach bulging and poo poo, and the dude flips out and fires the lawnmower man so he gets chowed down on as well. The end. Seriously? Holy poo poo. I know King fans through the years were saying, "Boo, why did you even adapt this story into a movie if the movie version is so wildly different?" I had no idea how different they meant.
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 00:43 |
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Rahonavis posted:
It's a great little surreal nightmare of a story. Classic King.
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 02:29 |
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Lawnmower Man is unfortunately a registered trademark now but I seriously don't understand why some studio hasn't just taken four or five of the "Dollar Babies" and made a King short story anthology movie.
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 03:26 |
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DNS posted:I started cackling when I saw that part. I've seen interviews with Pfister before and he gave the impression of being an intelligent guy, cites seeing 2001: A Space Odyssey at release as a formative experience, so this wasn't what I was expecting. Actually its foreshadowing. As soon as you see 1337 sp34k, you know Johnny Depp is about to pwn some n00bs. And sure enough, he does.
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 05:31 |
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Johnny Depp is Jeff K
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 23:26 |
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Johnny Depp looks like he's doing make-up tests for a role as a Cenobite in a Hellraiser remake.
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 01:05 |
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redcheval posted:I think that's actually pretty rare from what I've heard? I'm not actually 100% sure, but I think a lot of the time it's outside marketing companies or departments mostly separate from the people who actually made the movie. And they don't provide them with a script or even just a bare bone description of what they want covered? Surely they can veto them spoiling twists they want kept secret, after all, they hired them. Given the importance of marketing I find this mindboggling.
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Charlz Guybon posted:And they don't provide them with a script or even just a bare bone description of what they want covered? Surely they can veto them spoiling twists they want kept secret, after all, they hired them. Guess what this movie is about! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2TDSEG57hI
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Charlz Guybon posted:And they don't provide them with a script or even just a bare bone description of what they want covered? Surely they can veto them spoiling twists they want kept secret, after all, they hired them. Shamalayn wanted the kid's seeing of dead people in The Sixth Sense to be a twist, but advertisers went and used that as the main marketing hook to get people into the seats. Similarly, Cameron wanted Schwarzenegger's status as the good guy in Terminator 2 to be a surprise. Meanwhile the trailers gave away that and the T-1000 reveal.
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Charlz Guybon posted:And they don't provide them with a script or even just a bare bone description of what they want covered? Surely they can veto them spoiling twists they want kept secret, after all, they hired them. The thing is, marketing cares about selling tickets and getting asses in seats. This is why you've seen tons of trailers that dump all the best jokes in, or spoil the big twist in the movie, or make Movie X seem like a comedy when it's really a drama etc. I remember going to see Observe and Report under the impression it was your typical Seth Rogen comedy. WHOOPS. Long story short, trailers aren't really ever 'oh we need to summarize the film to show audiences what they're getting into', it's 'how can we get the most people paying dollars to see this?'
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 17:39 |
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bobkatt013 posted:Guess what this movie is about! Hahaha I always forget about that. That's so loving terrible and misleading.
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TTBF posted:Shamalayn wanted the kid's seeing of dead people in The Sixth Sense to be a twist, but advertisers went and used that as the main marketing hook to get people into the seats. Similarly, Cameron wanted Schwarzenegger's status as the good guy in Terminator 2 to be a surprise. Meanwhile the trailers gave away that and the T-1000 reveal. T2 kind of ruins the twist itself once it starts playing "Bad to the Bone".
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:49 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Hahaha I always forget about that. That's so loving terrible and misleading. The people who made the film were super unhappy about the ad campaign and how misleading it was.
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:51 |
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I remember some lady suing because of the Drive trailer.
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 18:52 |
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I found this on Youtube and don't know if it's been posted here but I haven't seen it put here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF6l4LAmN8A The Machine The effects look kick rear end. Apparently directed by Toby Stephens. Here is a weird Wikipedia page for it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Machine_%28film%29 Which is about Adam Shankman, I dunno why that is. Hollismason fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Dec 24, 2013 |
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Cacator posted:T2 kind of ruins the twist itself once it starts playing "Bad to the Bone". I've posted about this in the past but I recall on opening night that there were quite a few gasps in the theatre when Arnie jumps to protect John in the mall. A friend of mine who saw it with me had no idea that Arnie was going to be the good guy so some people were suprised, just not many. We saw the 7pm show and lined up for hours to see it, to say we were blown away is an understatement, that movie was just so ahead of it's time.
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# ? Dec 24, 2013 22:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEtNIoPxcq8 Disney film based on a true story; comes out May of next year. Looks like it might be decent?
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# ? Dec 26, 2013 12:00 |
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What makes this interesting is that ESPN/Grantland's Bill "Sports Guy" Simmons is one of the Executive Producers.
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# ? Dec 26, 2013 17:53 |
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wrong thread i think
Selklubber fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Dec 30, 2013 |
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bobkatt013 posted:Guess what this movie is about! This is actually the greatest trailer ever made.
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