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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


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new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

lmao scottsdale

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

apertura
Jan 12, 2021

by Athanatos

Admiral Ray posted:

i never did find the font that's on the shirt he's wearing, though

Lobster Two (Might be Bold/Italic)

https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/lobster-two



Identified here off of the first 'S': https://www.fontsquirrel.com/matcherator?token=yuei8n8ddep80md3

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Admiral Ray posted:

ah, i remember see that and then making this



lmbo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




look at her face, it's the face of someone stupid enough to believe all that QAnon bullshit

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
theres a vanity fair article by one of ivanka's friends and ivanka absolutely hates the poor and fixates on poo poo in movies like "how does a teacher drive a bmw?" she is obsessed with class

she absolutely doesnt want some government salaried agent sitting on her toilets and doesnt think they deserve to poo poo where she does

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017




Going through the AP archive of Ivanka looking for the perfect photo

Come on, where's one that screams "oh no you aren't shutting in my house!"

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Schmoe Cwead posted:

so the dude they were renting it from is a toiletlord?

Shitlord

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lol

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Filthy Hans posted:

have you never met a rich person

they think there are germs that make you poor so no one who isn't rich is allowed to sit on their toilet

I grew up in Georgetown and I've never seen that sort of jackassery.

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
https://twitter.com/lilgrapefruits/status/1349477293828182016?s=20

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

the best part of this is that tiffany gets a role but there's no Eric

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



"The rookie has spent most of his signing bonus on skeeball"

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

oxsnard posted:

the best part of this is that tiffany gets a role but there's no Eric

lol

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

Oh so I guess he's not an fbi informant and law enforcement just loving sucks at their jobs

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Lol

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqMsT_2teus

Marshawn Lynch is a hero

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

he seems happy and I hope he's able to keep this happiness forever

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.
I totally forgot about the dumbass payroll tax holiday. We just got an agency-wide email for "Payroll Tax Deferral Repayment." Feds were required to participate, so now the bill comes due. They did extend the repayment deadline from April to December though.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

oxsnard posted:

the best part of this is that tiffany gets a role but there's no Eric

It's a tragedy, funniest one to look at

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hatebag posted:

"The rookie has spent most of his signing bonus on skeeball"

3 million on skeeball

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Kevinliptakcnn/status/1349836055835512833

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Plinkey posted:

3 million on skeeball

That's a lotta tickets! I wonder what he cashed em in for. A bmx?

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I want that partridge.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


He could of bought an entire arcade full of skeeball machines and turned on free play but it's just not the same. You need that ambience and decor.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

i was on tinder over the summer and uhhh

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
these people have a sickness
https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1349745936168341505

apertura
Jan 12, 2021

by Athanatos

... And a partridge in an SUV.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

the David Duke shoutout was p good lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Stevie Lee posted:

i was on tinder over the summer and uhhh

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

CommanderApaul posted:

I totally forgot about the dumbass payroll tax holiday. We just got an agency-wide email for "Payroll Tax Deferral Repayment." Feds were required to participate, so now the bill comes due. They did extend the repayment deadline from April to December though.

I work in my company’s accounting/ payroll department and I can’t tell you the amount of people who called up furious because “TRNUP canceled all the taxes why are you still withholding them????”

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019


Image of bernie sanders after obliterating an entire platoon with his mind like akria

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

VideoKid posted:

I work in my company’s accounting/ payroll department and I can’t tell you the amount of people who called up furious because “TRNUP canceled all the taxes why are you still withholding them????”

lol my company was like 'we're not doing that poo poo, dont ask about it'

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Hello world, there's a country we're killin'
Come on get Happy!

Whole lot of Nazis are in this house chillin'
They're make you Happy!

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

I feel like real conspiracy nutters are always content to "yes and" each other and the grifters have no patience for it. See Bannon, Jones and Beck.

apertura
Jan 12, 2021

by Athanatos

VideoKid posted:

I work in my company’s accounting/ payroll department and I can’t tell you the amount of people who called up furious because “TRNUP canceled all the taxes why are you still withholding them????”

What'd you tell them?

cardiacarrest123
Apr 10, 2016
WAit,


So is there a manhunt underway for baked Alaska

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


lol Dems are going to get killed with this lmao

https://twitter.com/grinchposting/status/1349837116151271425?s=21

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/GovernorsOffice/status/1349835996800671747

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