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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
It's a good thing the timer for nationalistic grudges is only about 500 years otherwise Mongolia would be getting hate from everybody.

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Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I think one day China will have a president for life.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

god drat, that was amazing, good choreography

bring back old gbs fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Mar 5, 2018

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Chomp8645 posted:

It's a good thing the timer for nationalistic grudges is only about 500 years otherwise Mongolia would be getting hate from everybody.

I don't know man, they didn't leave alot of people around who'd hold a grudge.

Lupin
Feb 21, 2007

Power Khan posted:

I don't know man, they didn't leave alot of people around who'd hold a grudge.

Username/post combo a+++ 10/10 would read again

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

bring back old gbs posted:

god drat, that was amazing, good choreography

would’ve been far more impressive without all the cuts :colbert:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The situation between China and Japan right now is a country that committed atrocities against the other 70 years ago being mealy-mouthed at best regarding it and has significant sectors of its society and government that straight up deny their occurrence. This is bad.

The other country is run by a totalitarian regime that committed similar atrocities against its own people and is generally lovely all around. They lean on these past atrocities for the sake of legitimacy, and have zero interest in actually reconciling with Japan and moving forward no matter what Japan does. This is also bad.

In conclusion, East Asia is a land of contrasts

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Cry Havoc posted:

would’ve been far more impressive without all the cuts :colbert:

Ohhhh daym i didn't even notice at first. But yeah, the 33-34 second mark is super obvious, they're hiding it in the whip pans

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Cry Havoc posted:

would’ve been far more impressive without all the cuts :colbert:

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Fojar38 posted:

The situation between China and Japan right now is a country that committed atrocities against the other 70 years ago being mealy-mouthed at best regarding it and has significant sectors of its society and government that straight up deny their occurrence. This is bad.

The other country is run by a totalitarian regime that committed similar atrocities against its own people and is generally lovely all around. They lean on these past atrocities for the sake of legitimacy, and have zero interest in actually reconciling with Japan and moving forward no matter what Japan does. This is also bad.

In conclusion, East Asia is a land of contrasts

This is how I see it. It's not like China is really hoping to bring up the entirety of East Asia and is just waiting for Japan to truly apologize so they can start teaming up and bringing prosperity to that region. China is happy to use it as a scapegoat and a distraction from internal problems for as long as they can.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Can people in China swim well?



When are you going to update your ask/tell thread?

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
I’m surprised I’m probated for other posts but not that thread

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Can people in China swim well?

My experience has been that it's not nearly as common to learn to swim in China and Korea as it is in the US. That said if you've ever seen a picture of a Chinese public swimming pool I don't know how you'd ever learn how to swim even if you wanted to.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
Most people my age (30ish) who aren't from big/rich cities cannot swim

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Fojar38 posted:

The situation between China and Japan right now is a country that committed atrocities against the other 70 years ago being mealy-mouthed at best regarding it and has significant sectors of its society and government that straight up deny their occurrence. This is bad.

The other country is run by a totalitarian regime that committed similar atrocities against its own people and is generally lovely all around. They lean on these past atrocities for the sake of legitimacy, and have zero interest in actually reconciling with Japan and moving forward no matter what Japan does. This is also bad.

In conclusion, East Asia is a land of contrasts

China also doesn't seem to see a problem with their ongoing genocides in the West. I'm sure if the UN ever tried to actually take them to task, they would dust off the "you still lynch negros" defense.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Farang Death Blog is a website that tracks foreigners dying in Thailand. Most of the incidents are old guys dying while loving prostitutes or drunk young adults on scooters. There are a handful of migrant workers that die every month in industrial accidents as well.

Other than that, it's all Chinese tourists who happened upon foot deep water. A recent one for instance was an elderly person who went for a walk around the resort pool. Found drowned later that morning. Other nationalities drown as well, but it's seemingly random. With the Chinese, my number one advice to tourists would be to stay the hell away from anything wet.

Atlas Hugged fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Mar 6, 2018

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Atlas Hugged posted:

Farang Death Blog is a website that tracks foreigners dying in Thailand. Most of the incidents are old guys dying while loving prostitutes or drunk young adults on scooters. There are a handful of migrant workers that die every month in industrial accents as well.

Other than that, it's all Chinese tourists who happened upon foot deep water. A recent one for instance was an elderly person who went for a walk around the resort pool. Found drowned later that morning. Other nationalities drown as well, but it's seemingly random. With the Chinese, my number one advice to tourists would be to stay the hell away from anything wet.

Oh man this site rules


quote:

A Chinese tour guide was killed by an elephant following a case of “a tourist behaving badly” enraged an elephant at a Pattaya camp.

The 17-year-old male elephant named Uthen was carrying two tourists on its back near a group of other tourists. One of the tourists on the ground pulled the elephant’s tail causing it to charged, reported Siam Chon News.


ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Atlas Hugged posted:

industrial accents

like german?

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
The only thing I don't like about that site is the graphic photos of the dead bodies that are only sometimes or partially censored. However, that's just a regular part of Thai culture and the photos are sourced to the news articles accompany the blog posts. Thais love taking photos of bloated and mutilated corpses for some reason. I think it's just because of the ubiquity of smartphones and because of how frequently people come upon dead bodies. You just sort of get desensitized to it and hey may as well take a photo.

Like just last week two rival jet ski operators shot each other to death in an aquatic duel in front of a hundred tourists sitting on the beach and the photos of the guys bleeding out in the sand are all over the net.

It's also worth mentioning that Koreans seem to have the second highest rate of drowning, but that's because they always seem to drown in pairs. Usually because one person threw themselves into the water and the other went in after and they both died.

ladron posted:

like german?

Oops

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

caberham posted:

I’m surprised I’m probated for other posts but not that thread

How did you get your redtext, anyway? Some kind of Paris syndrome-esque rant from a bad batch of vendor takoyaki?

Blistex posted:

China also doesn't seem to see a problem with their ongoing genocides in the West. I'm sure if the UN ever tried to actually take them to task, they would dust off the "you still lynch negros" defense.

If the UN is anything like D&D, they wouldn't need to. The UN would pull the negro-lynching argument on itself.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Oh man, that blog rules.

So in Hong Kong, if someone dies in your flat people believe in GHOSTS and the land value drops. You can actually sue someone for not declaring their home being a haunted flat when you go through legal discovery. Rent drops a 1/3. Nevermind that our houses are super tiny and not comfortable. So what happens to you when you ride the elevator? Does your ghost follow you or gets stuck?

https://www.squarefoot.com.hk/haunted/

A brilliant list

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
I even tried talking to real estate agents

I WANT TO BUY A GHOST FLAT

and they get all superstitious and run away.

As for the red text? I just keep on posting in the japan thread telling everyone Osaka sucks. It's only nice being so close to Kyoto.

Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Atlas Hugged posted:

The only thing I don't like about that site is the graphic photos of the dead bodies that are only sometimes or partially censored. However, that's just a regular part of Thai culture and the photos are sourced to the news articles accompany the blog posts. Thais love taking photos of bloated and mutilated corpses for some reason. I think it's just because of the ubiquity of smartphones and because of how frequently people come upon dead bodies. You just sort of get desensitized to it and hey may as well take a photo.

Like just last week two rival jet ski operators shot each other to death in an aquatic duel in front of a hundred tourists sitting on the beach and the photos of the guys bleeding out in the sand are all over the net.

It's also worth mentioning that Koreans seem to have the second highest rate of drowning, but that's because they always seem to drown in pairs. Usually because one person threw themselves into the water and the other went in after and they both died.

i always wondered why brazil and thailand are so far up in how much gore they provide for the internet

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Can people in China swim well?
Because I come from an island paradise and used to enjoy swimming (and I honestly can't remember the last time I did go swimming), swimming has come up with every single Mainlander I have known once I tell them my hometown. Most could not swim and had never tried. Some had tried and nearly drowned, meaning they will never try it again. Strangely, I have also known around 10 people who have taken swimming lessons (usually as adults), sometimes for long periods, and still can't swim. Once the lesson period is over they just gave up. Chaoshan Girl falls into this, as she took swimming lessons for 9 months and still can't swim. I don't understand how this is possible, but it's funny and sad. When she comes back to Thailand she wants to go to a beach and have me hold onto her while she tries to paddle in water she can still stand up in.

Atlas Hugged posted:

Farang Death Blog is a website that tracks foreigners dying in Thailand. Most of the incidents are old guys dying while loving prostitutes or drunk young adults on scooters. There are a handful of migrant workers that die every month in industrial accidents as well.

Other than that, it's all Chinese tourists who happened upon foot deep water. A recent one for instance was an elderly person who went for a walk around the resort pool. Found drowned later that morning. Other nationalities drown as well, but it's seemingly random. With the Chinese, my number one advice to tourists would be to stay the hell away from anything wet.
There was video posted in here with a Mainlander, maybe two people, falling into some water and being right near the shore and then it shows them slowly drowning until they are dead.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
One of my 1-1 students when I was in Bangkok was a guy going through a career change because he had originally gone to school for TV production and gotten a job doing video editing for a news channel, but got stuck cutting together all the blood-and-guts footage of car crashes that Thai news likes to show, burned out, and wanted to learn English so he could get a better gig somehow.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Bajaj posted:

Because I come from an island paradise and used to enjoy swimming (and I honestly can't remember the last time I did go swimming), swimming has come up with every single Mainlander I have known once I tell them my hometown. Most could not swim and had never tried. Some had tried and nearly drowned, meaning they will never try it again. Strangely, I have also known around 10 people who have taken swimming lessons (usually as adults), sometimes for long periods, and still can't swim. Once the lesson period is over they just gave up. Chaoshan Girl falls into this, as she took swimming lessons for 9 months and still can't swim. I don't understand how this is possible, but it's funny and sad. When she comes back to Thailand she wants to go to a beach and have me hold onto her while she tries to paddle in water she can still stand up in.

Add my friend's girlfriend to the list of Chinese people who tried learning how to swim but just couldn't figure it out and gave up.

coolusername
Aug 23, 2011

cooltitletext
There's an entire reality TV show back home that should be titled "Chinese tourists fail to swim at the beach."

CIGNX
May 7, 2006

You can trust me
Bondi Beach Rescue?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

coolusername
Aug 23, 2011

cooltitletext

CIGNX posted:

Bondi Beach Rescue?

You got it in one.

Also, guys, how do foreign movies work in cinemas? (say, upcoming marvel movies..)

Are they dubbed in Chinese or subbed while still in English? 'Cause I speak about 5 words but I want to understand the lovely one liners to go with the explosions.

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
I like the idea of books that are supposed to teach the proper way to curse in English but it usually just leads to the person who read it shoehorning cursing into normal talk. It’s all about nuance, people

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

caberham posted:

So in Hong Kong, if someone dies in your flat people believe in GHOSTS and the land value drops. You can actually sue someone for not declaring their home being a haunted flat when you go through legal discovery. Rent drops a 1/3. Nevermind that our houses are super tiny and not comfortable. So what happens to you when you ride the elevator? Does your ghost follow you or gets stuck?

ghosts are like mosquitos: most of them cant float around on the upper floors, but the ones that manage to do it are terrifying


Bajaj posted:

Strangely, I have also known around 10 people who have taken swimming lessons (usually as adults), sometimes for long periods, and still can't swim. Once the lesson period is over they just gave up. Chaoshan Girl falls into this, as she took swimming lessons for 9 months and still can't swim. I don't understand how this is possible, but it's funny and sad. When she comes back to Thailand she wants to go to a beach and have me hold onto her while she tries to paddle in water she can still stand up in.

I feel like swimming is one of those things much like steering a car in reverse where you really need some time and a pool/parking lot to gently caress around and think (tee hee) about motor skills and how your movements affect the overall direction, which most people here never seem to bother with. When I try to explain how swimming works to people I say "imagine you're crawling through something thick, point your head in the direction you want to go and use your hands to pull yourself through it....and kick your feet a little" and that helps a little

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


coolusername posted:

Also, guys, how do foreign movies work in cinemas? (say, upcoming marvel movies..)

Are they dubbed in Chinese or subbed while still in English? 'Cause I speak about 5 words but I want to understand the lovely one liners to go with the explosions.

Movies are subtitled. I think cartoons are sometimes dubbed. People will be screaming on phones and kids running around shouting and poo poo throughout the movie and good luck finding anything not 3D. If you dig around a bunch you can sometimes find 2D only theaters without much of a crowd, those are best. Also if you buy the ticket in in the Alipay app instead of at the ticket counter it's like 1/3 the price.

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Grand Fromage posted:

People will be screaming on phones and kids running around shouting and poo poo throughout the movie and good luck finding anything not 3D.
People could never understand why I refused to go see movies in the theater, even at really late showings. I would mention the above and they would all say "No, no, that doesn't happen at all." I don't want to see a 3D movie because it gives me a headache. I don't want to pay like $9 USD to have that subpar experience, and would rather use that money for some other subpar experience.

I did go to a couple movies in India and everyone was talking to each other the whole time, answering phone calls and talking for too long, taking selfies during the movie, texting with the screen brightness at full, etc. One guy was playing Bollywood music on his phone for a bit in the middle of the movie. All movies have mandatory intermissions where you can go pee, but also when you can get special discounts on snacks that are brought into the theater. All references to God are bleeped out in the language and subtitles, or else the Muslims and Christians get upset. It cost me like $1.50, so whatever.
EDIT: Several times I laughed at jokes or cultural references that the local audience didn't get, and every time a few people would turn around to look, probably wondering why there was on lone person laughing, and they would see me and then do a head wobble in acceptance of it all making sense.

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
Going to movies in Japan is good. It’s quiet and you can buy beer at the concession stand. It’s too expensive, though, so I just bring a half pint of whiskey.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Also no matter how empty the theater is, there will be a buzzcut directly behind you kicking your chair the whole way through. I think the theater hires them to keep you on your toes.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

In Taiwan every movie theater has assigned seating, and the theaters legally cannot stop you from bringing in outside food. I think this is the 3rd time I've posted about I'm always sitting next to some fuckers eating McDonalds.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


whats so bad about that

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Oh man this site rules



They're counting his money?

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GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Well it's not like he needs it any more

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