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Cubone posted:[trying to recite edward norton's rant from 25th Hour from memory] It worked for Limp Bizkit and SO CAN YOU |
# ? Feb 5, 2019 18:29 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:I think it's rude to ghost on people, which is why I hired this blimp to tell you to gently caress off. me, pointing: hey look at that blimp! it's telling me to gently caress off! friend [looking where I am pointing]: what blimp? I don't see anything me: it was right there! right there I tell you!
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 18:33 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:I think it's rude to ghost on people, which is why I hired this blimp to tell you to gently caress off. Yes, uh, google adwords? These are some key things that my ex searches for and I'd like them to load a separate pop up window with some custom text, maybe a couple images. I'm looking for maybe a six month commitment?
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 18:34 |
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[Limp Bizkit trying to remember Dirty Harry's speech] I know what your thinkin after that hosed up crime, am I gonna shoot you in this dope rear end rhyme? How many shots? goin through your thoughts Did I shoot seven? Did I shoot eleven? Do I have a bullet left to send your rear end to heaven? Gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky, well motherfucker, do you motherfucky?!
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 20:10 |
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A series of pro-life billboards that turn into a hackneyed journal-style horror short story ie First billboard: at 18 days your baby has a heartbeat Second billboard: at 30 days your baby has fingernails So on: at 6 weeks the chrysalis forms At 9 weeks the baby can hear sounds At 10 weeks the baby can feel hatred At 12 weeks the baby begins to plot against you At 15 weeks your baby has two heartbeats ---------------- |
# ? Feb 6, 2019 05:30 |
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Jolo posted:motherfucky?! chuckled while thinking about this on the bus |
# ? Feb 6, 2019 05:57 |
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Cubone posted:chuckled while thinking about this on the bus In my head I can hear it in his voice so vividly. I wouldn't be surprised if he's said it.
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# ? Feb 6, 2019 16:19 |
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This is a thread title i thought of: Porno? I am... a fan |
# ? Feb 6, 2019 21:17 |
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De-grittying reboots. Glittery reboots if you will. |
# ? Feb 7, 2019 21:28 |
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Improbable accidents Slip and fall into the sun. Take off a leg peeling potatoes. Double-booking a funeral route for your marbles tournament. |
# ? Feb 7, 2019 21:30 |
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Calling a funeral home to schedule services for my old couch |
# ? Feb 7, 2019 21:47 |
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Choosing a country to move to based on its national anthem |
# ? Feb 8, 2019 05:23 |
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Proudly wearing my "Sassy and Gassy" t-shirt to my brother Gregg's wedding |
# ? Feb 8, 2019 15:37 |
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I adjust my grip on a giant bag of chickens and say, "Sell, officer, it is illegal to sell sex. No one said anything about bartering." |
# ? Feb 8, 2019 18:49 |
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A Real Conversation Girlfriend: Sometimes I think about how much I love you and feel sick to my stomach. Me: Wow. GF: No, but in a good way. Me: 'I love you so much I'm going to throw up on your shoes.' GF: Basically, yeah. |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 00:57 |
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for the last time, your dog is not your girlfriend!! |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 01:03 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:A Real Conversation |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 01:09 |
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Farecoal posted:for the last time, your |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 06:29 |
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Commissioned to write tutorials for things you do not understand |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 13:02 |
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Knock Knock |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 13:10 |
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Goons Are Great posted:Knock Knock Who is there? |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 14:26 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Who is there? Weed
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 14:34 |
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Weed who? |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 16:47 |
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Barking Gecko posted:Weed who? Weed you like to smoke with me?
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 19:02 |
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im ihgh already
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 23:12 |
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I keep having this dream where I explode and I can't decide if it's a nightmare or a fantasy. "Again, this is PHYSICAL therapy." |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 23:34 |
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Buying lettuce offsets for my carbonara footprint. |
# ? Feb 10, 2019 00:34 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:I keep having this dream where I explode and I can't decide if it's a nightmare or a fantasy. i did this once irl. I went to Walgreens to find some medicine (for what I later found out was colitis cause by an E. Coli infection that ended up hospitalizing me) The Walgreens employee asked if I needed help and without even looking up I just started blabbing about my diarrhea, cramps, and describing my stool. She said "you should probably talk to a pharmacist" and walked away to get one for me, then went back to restocking the shampoo. |
# ? Feb 11, 2019 07:19 |
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bare bottom pancakes posted:Choosing a country to move to based on its national anthem ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Proudly wearing my "Sassy and Gassy" t-shirt to my brother Gregg's wedding ShinyBirdTeeth posted:I adjust my grip on a giant bag of chickens and say, "Sell, officer, it is illegal to sell sex. No one said anything about bartering." lol
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# ? Feb 11, 2019 07:20 |
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Q: what console does The Queen play? A: the royal wii |
# ? Feb 12, 2019 21:05 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Q: what console does The Queen play? https://www.polygon.com/wii/2019/1/19/18189516/golden-wii-queen-elizabeth-thq-video |
# ? Feb 12, 2019 22:29 |
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Jesus Is My Co-Conspirator |
# ? Feb 13, 2019 03:20 |
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Stirring poo poo Up (Nerd Edition) Running through campus shouting "Nano is the best word processor" |
# ? Feb 13, 2019 03:21 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Stirring poo poo Up (Nerd Edition) Wearing a shirt that ranks star trek series in order of best to worse, put in any possible order, for the purposes of Stirring poo poo Up (Nerd Edition) and meeting people
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 04:01 |
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I legit get annoyed when I see pi and I can tell where they started making it up a good way to troll me is to post something like 3.14158... |
# ? Feb 13, 2019 04:11 |
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Twenty Four posted:Wearing a shirt that ranks star trek series in order of best to worse, put in any possible order, for the purposes of Stirring poo poo Up (Nerd Edition) and meeting people |
# ? Feb 13, 2019 04:23 |
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Cubone posted:I legit get annoyed when I see pi and I can tell where they started making it up 3.1415822222222222222222222 |
# ? Feb 13, 2019 05:18 |
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Cubone posted:I legit get annoyed when I see pi and I can tell where they started making it up Cherry, Apple, Pumpkin, Motor Oil
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 05:38 |
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Twenty Four posted:Wearing a shirt that ranks star trek series in order of best to worse, put in any possible order, for the purposes of Stirring poo poo Up (Nerd Edition) and meeting people with "fight me" at the bottom
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 06:35 |
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vanisher posted:with "fight me" at the bottom "Wait, who are captain kirk and picard? I just bought it at goodwill because it was $3 and said "fight me" on it."
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 07:37 |