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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I came across probably one of the worst hit pieces on Millennials. Like worst than that Time article:

Tips for managing those pampered, egalitarian millennials

Choice quotes:

quote:

Many millennials were raised by “helicopter” parents — parents who hovered over them and made sure their offspring had every opportunity and recognition, warranted or not! As a result, Gen Y as a whole has an entitlement outlook. They want what they want, and they want it now.

It is not uncommon for Gen Y’s helicopter parents to play a role in their careers and how they are managed. More than one manager has found himself or herself confronted by irate parents protesting managerial criticism of their Gen Y children. In some ways, managing Gen Y employees means managing their parents, too!

Millennials are egalitarian. They are unimpressed by rank or position and view everyone — from the CEO to the mail clerk — as an equal. They are likely to treat everyone the same, using a casual, informal conversational style. Often they don't understand politics or protocol and may make social gaffes.

Millennials generally are socially inept in business situations and need to develop interpersonal skills, so you have to teach them how to interact with coworkers and customers.

Millennials are highly visual and have short attention spans. Use strong visuals, such as infographics, that are understood on sight. Tie messages to current events and trends to pique their interest.

While it is dangerous to stereotype any group, members of each generation share similar influences and preferences. Understanding Gen Y employees from a broad perspective can help you be more positively productive with them.

Entitled, egalitarian, short attention spans, all the buzzwords to put an entire generation down. But don't stereotype guys :ironicat:

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Why don't these insolent twentysomethings have any respect for our outdated decorum? :argh:

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



seiferguy posted:

"...had every opportunity and recognition, warranted or not!"

Welp, that's it folks. Some of us just simply do not deserve opportunities in life or recognition as human beings. We'd best lie down in the street and die.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

'Likely to treat everyone the same' is a slight against millenials.

:allears:

nyquil hangover
Jun 27, 2013

sick but sociable

quote:

They are unimpressed by rank or position and view everyone — from the CEO to the mail clerk — as an equal. They are likely to treat everyone the same, using a casual, informal conversational style

OH gently caress!

Tibeerius
Feb 22, 2007

Tibeerius posted:

I'm bracing myself for my company's "Benefits Overview Meeting" next week. HR has already announced that "due to rising claims costs", our premiums will be going up 25%. I'll be very curious to hear their rationale for this... healthcare premiums have only risen 4% each year for the past three years, so 25% is quite the deviation from the norm!
Trip Report:

Surprisingly, not terrible. In fact, it went pretty darn well! Apparently the jump in premiums is due to a legitimate surge in claims, as well as us having unusually low increases the past few years which is finally catching up with us. Well... some good old-fashioned mismanagement may also be to blame, but that was strictly from reading between the lines.

However, not only was the ACA not blamed, but the presenter went out of her way - completely unsolicited - to counter the "Obamacare = more expensive" meme, and stressed that its impact on the increase was minimal.

So yeah, hooray for my company not being completely crappy! :toot:

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
I like how the supposed negative side effects of helicopter parenting are held against millennials and not the generation of their parents.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Nevvy Z posted:

I like how the supposed negative side effects of helicopter parenting are held against millennials and not the generation of their parents.

I also don't get where this stereotype comes from. Neither I nor none of my peers have helicopter parents. I don't know of anyone who had. I wouldn't even know about the term if media didn't keep asserting it as an infantilization tactic against my generation. Did you know that millenials also do the social media and work entry level jobs?

EDIT: One time my dad offered to kick my manager's rear end for giving me a hard time but I think he just wanted to beat someone up.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Nevvy Z posted:

I like how the supposed negative side effects of helicopter parenting are held against millennials and not the generation of their parents.

It is their fault for being so helpless!

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Nevvy Z posted:

I like how the supposed negative side effects of helicopter parenting are held against millennials and not the generation of their parents.

Uh, exactly what societal ills have the late-stage baby boomers, aka THE ACTUAL GREATEST GENERATION, caused exactly???

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Some nutjob on my Facebook page posted an article about how the Gubmint is requiring that children have a doctor's note in order to bring lunch to school with them.


The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.
I think this has really happened in some places. From my understanding, it was a combination of responses to 1) parents saying, "What? You're giving my kid water and healthy food for lunch? gently caress that. I'm sending him with a six-pack of Coke, Lunchables, and 50 candy bars." 2) kids with legitimate allergies having problems with other kids doing #1.

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Interesting thing from the link is how food nutty the parents are. 10 to 1 it's a trolling attempt over how dumb these people are (seriously, GMO has serious problems, but health issues to people aren't one of them) Plus there's some chemtrails garbage in there too for some extra insanity.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I'm glad that they're forcing everyone to eat the same lunches. Instead of only worrying about your own child's health you now have to make sure that everyone is taken care of.

I think that the teachers and administrators should have to eat those same lunches too.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005


What the gently caress is "Federal Programs Preschool"? Is that like the actual name of a preschool? Because I can't find any reference to it other than this letter when googling.

fake edit: oh just found it it's a school called Federal Programs Preschool and their decisions are not the same as a US Federal Government mandate, what the hell people

De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine
You gotta admit, that square pizza was the poo poo.

Foyes36
Oct 23, 2005

Food fight!

De Nomolos posted:

You gotta admit, that square pizza was the poo poo.

Especially the Mexican one.

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I'm glad that they're forcing everyone to eat the same lunches. Instead of only worrying about your own child's health you now have to make sure that everyone is taken care of.

I think that the teachers and administrators should have to eat those same lunches too.

Agree with the sentiment, but I think that most adults couldn't stand the kid sized portions, and might want to eat something sour or bitter, which apparently are kryptonite for kids.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Grem posted:

Coming soon to a Facebook near you... false flag fainting!

http://www.lady-patriots.com/proof-obamas-fainting-lady-was-faked-in-3-minutes/

I'm currently going back and forth on FB with 4 of my coworkers on this (whom all believe it). I've asked if they have watched her other videos because they are all agreeing with a legitimately mentally ill person.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

De Nomolos posted:

You gotta admit, that square pizza was the poo poo.

Especially when it was merely lukewarm, which is how I got it every time I ordered it.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Why would it even MATTER if the fainting was fake? :psyduck:

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
I got one! I got one!

My cousin posted this. Our moms' family is of German descent and my cousins are weirdly proud of it for some reason (it's not bad or good, but just really has no effect on their lives or my life, so w/e).

Now, I think she's being a little clueless here and since we're Canadian maybe she doesn't realize the co0nnection with Obama's campaign. I don't think I'll correct her to avoid embarassing her, but I definitely did a double take going through FB.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

ratbert90 posted:

Why would it even MATTER if the fainting was fake? :psyduck:

Because it exposes Obama as a liar who uses theatrics to push his agenda. If it was real it might be a good indication of a more problematic larger picture.

But theyre just chasing windmills.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

RagnarokAngel posted:

But theyre just chasing windmills.
If this is a reference to them seeing putting swastikas in everything, like in the image just above, it's pretty clever.

prahanormal
Mar 8, 2011

heya /

ratbert90 posted:

Why would it even MATTER if the fainting was fake? :psyduck:

Because Obama is literally the personification of everything bad that has or ever will happen, and thus it is impossible for him to do a good thing without having to stage it.

Real answer: They think it was to make Obamacare look better somehow.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

HipGnosis posted:

I got one! I got one!

My cousin posted this. Our moms' family is of German descent and my cousins are weirdly proud of it for some reason (it's not bad or good, but just really has no effect on their lives or my life, so w/e).

Now, I think she's being a little clueless here and since we're Canadian maybe she doesn't realize the co0nnection with Obama's campaign. I don't think I'll correct her to avoid embarassing her, but I definitely did a double take going through FB.



I can't even remember the last time I've seen the Obama campaign logo being used outside of conservative image macros.

Wojtek
Oct 17, 2008
I don't think you get it. Obama's policies are just like gassing millions of people, but instead of noxious gas they get affordable healthcare.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

HipGnosis posted:

I got one! I got one!

My cousin posted this. Our moms' family is of German descent and my cousins are weirdly proud of it for some reason (it's not bad or good, but just really has no effect on their lives or my life, so w/e).

Now, I think she's being a little clueless here and since we're Canadian maybe she doesn't realize the co0nnection with Obama's campaign. I don't think I'll correct her to avoid embarassing her, but I definitely did a double take going through FB.



Consider the actual message of this image macro outside of "Obama is totally a Nazi". It suggests that we must avoid hope and change at all costs, lest we turn into mass-murderers. Any attempt to make the world a better place automatically makes you into a Nazi.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Respond with this.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Wojtek posted:

I don't think you get it. Obama's policies are just like gassing millions of people, but instead of noxious gas they get affordable healthcare.

I've tried this in a real life political conversation. I laid the sarcasm on really thick, including statements like "We're having a reasonable discussion here, that's in good taste, that compares the systematic murder of over ten million people, to a healthcare policy"

It worked really well.

Use at your own risk if everyone in the conversation is nuts.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

FuzzySkinner posted:

I just saw tagged under "TCOT" a photoshopped picture that featured a member of the Marine Corp with a gun pointed at the President's head.

Lovely.

Really, really tempted to write the Secret Service an email stating what I just saw.

Here's the link. I'd upload it on IMGUR, but then again I don't even want to toy around with this sort of crap.

https://twitter.com/sixonesixband/status/390620012957802496/photo/1

Wow, just when I thought I couldn't be shocked by any political meme

The rest of his twitter is basically conservative macros too. It's got the "presidents in uniform" one, lots of "lol healthcare" and the like.

I reported it

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!
Not that I think anyone should be photoshopping an assassination of a world leader, but is "secret service shuts down offending sites" a pretty US-specific thing for industrialized nations, or do other countries do the same thing?

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Countblanc posted:

Not that I think anyone should be photoshopping an assassination of a world leader, but is "secret service shuts down offending sites" a pretty US-specific thing for industrialized nations, or do other countries do the same thing?

They aren't going to shut anything down. Most likely scenario is that they are going to show up to his door and have a nice long conversation about why posting threats against the president is a really bad idea. God knows Something Awful has had enough secret service attention and its still running.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Countblanc posted:

Not that I think anyone should be photoshopping an assassination of a world leader, but is "secret service shuts down offending sites" a pretty US-specific thing for industrialized nations, or do other countries do the same thing?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/03/us/felony-counts-and-jail-in-140-characters.html

It's not so much it getting shut down, but it could be considered a threat.

It's a very, very, very dumb thing to post what he posted. It doesn't exactly help that his page is filled with Confederate flags and other racist images.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
I am curious about his point though, is this an exclusively US thing? Or in the UK would they come knocking on your door if you photoshopped a picture assassinating the Queen?

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Oh my god, thank you for reminding me I've been meaning to read this!

Edit: also, European countries tend to have much STRICTER hate speech and so on laws, so I'd expect legal crushing although maybe not immediate shutdown.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

They aren't going to shut anything down. Most likely scenario is that they are going to show up to his door and have a nice long conversation about why posting threats against the president is a really bad idea. God knows Something Awful has had enough secret service attention and its still running.

The Secret Service would much rather have a lunatic keep on broadcasting his thoughts to the world. A free and easy way to see what they're up to, instead of wasting resources trying to track these guys around.

And the Secret Service is pretty relentless about investigating even the slightest threats, but that's largely because all the would-be and successful assassins don't really fit any profile. You've got total loons like Hinckley, nationalists/ideological militants like the ones that targeted Clinton and Bush, lone wolves like Oswald, etc.

Emanuel Collective fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Oct 24, 2013

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Emanuel Collective posted:

The Secret Service would much rather have a lunatic keep on broadcasting his thoughts to the world. A free and easy way to see what they're up to, instead of wasting resources trying to track these guys around.

I don't know about that. I remember years ago on SA there was a thread where some 13 year old kid that threatened to blow up Bush with a nuclear bomb, obviously an impossible threat. Some goon called the Secret Service and they actually went out and talked to him. No actual charges or anything if I remember correctly, but they take those kinds of things very seriously.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

RagnarokAngel posted:

I am curious about his point though, is this an exclusively US thing? Or in the UK would they come knocking on your door if you photoshopped a picture assassinating the Queen?

In the UK they come knock on your door if you post in the megathread here about protesting the olympics.

This actually happened. Our police kill a few less people than Americas, maybe, but they have about the same general respect for the public and sense of humour.

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LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


gradenko_2000 posted:

You should throw back a map that's scales the areas by population density.A whole lot of "Red America" is just empty rural space.

Yes. Cartograms are great for showing just what the score is with all of the gerrymandering poo poo.

There's so much empty space in America the cartogram going by legislative district gets really confusing to look at, but you can see how it matches up;

This is the previously linked 2010 map of the House election;


This is a cartogram showing the same map, but each district is scaled by population. Everything goes nightmare mirror.


So, with heavy gerrymandering, this is still the result; just a narrow win for the GOP overall. More useful maps;

Here is the House 2008 cartogram;



And here is a map showing the districts that changed hands from 2008 to 2010 to give the GOP a majority in the House;



You can see how many of the districts that changed hands are tiny slivers that the GOP was able to gerrymander into their favor.

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