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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Why do the ghosts still have guns?

"Rest in peace? Ha ha, no. You're in the Endless Ghost War now, soldier!"

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

syscall girl posted:


Stephen King's Wang

Since it's that old, I'm assuming there's like ten thousand dollars worth of blow in his drawer.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Stoatbringer posted:

Why do the ghosts still have guns?

"Rest in peace? Ha ha, no. You're in the Endless Ghost War now, soldier!"

It’s established that when you die your ghost wears what you had on last.

Remember that next time you think about wearing that fursuit when you step outside.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Android Apocalypse posted:

It’s established that when you die your ghost wears what you had on last.

Remember that next time you think about wearing that fursuit when you step outside.

So you mean there are a lot of naked old dude ghosts because they died during sex?

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Zil posted:

So you mean there are a lot of naked old dude ghosts because they died during sex?

that's how i wanna be a ghost, waving my spooky dong all over the place

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Zil posted:

So you mean there are a lot of naked old dude ghosts because they died during sex?

Elvis died on the toilet.

Makes you think.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Android Apocalypse posted:

It’s established that when you die your ghost wears what you had on last.

Remember that next time you think about wearing that fursuit when you step outside.

There was a goofy bit in the US version of the TV series Being Human where a character was a ghost but comes back to life. She's about to die again and spends time picking out her ghost outfit that she will wear from now on.

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

muscles like this! posted:

There was a goofy bit in the US version of the TV series Being Human where a character was a ghost but comes back to life. She's about to die again and spends time picking out her ghost outfit that she will wear from now on.

there was an american version? was it as decent as the uk version? i watched the uk version forever ago on netflix. back before they had original programing and i remember thinking it was ok worth watching once.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

snergle posted:

there was an american version? was it as decent as the uk version? i watched the uk version forever ago on netflix. back before they had original programing and i remember thinking it was ok worth watching once.

it was poo poo

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Randaconda posted:

it was poo poo

day time tv poo poo or syfy original poo poo?

Nm its a syfy original. LOL

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Stoatbringer posted:

Why do the ghosts still have guns?

"Rest in peace? Ha ha, no. You're in the Endless Ghost War now, soldier!"

https://twitter.com/dril/status/361282749086175234

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Dixville posted:

Actually that cat does seem to have either really abnormal fat distribution or increased muscle mass. Note how the waist is defined and not a big round ball.
However more people need to see that chart and learn how obese their cat's are so overall I approve of this post.

Edit: For reference here is the range from underweight to obese. A lot of people are so used to seeing fat cats that they think cats in the ideal range are too skinny.



If only cats could read those charts

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Away all Goats posted:

If only cats could read those charts



loving vets fat-shaming, cats are healthy at any size.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/TheAmitie/status/1001548129647247360

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Does a cat that fat still always land on its feet?

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

If you're going to post this much you are going to need to go back to explaining them

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

This is not the creepy picture thread sir.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Marta Velasquez posted:

Does a cat that fat still always land on its feet?
yeah it just breaks them ::(:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Proteus Jones posted:

I don’t think so? I know I got my copy of it through the Scholastic Book Club when I was in 5th grade. Seems like I might have remembered that.

I do know that it was implied Luke and Leia were on a trajectory to have a romantic relationship, since either Lucas hadn’t made the “they’re totally twins” plot point yet or just decided not to tell Alan Dean Foster.

Or was that a joke? And if so, what are you doing out of school? I thought summer break for the local school districts didn’t start for at least another week.

No, I just remember hearing about it. Never read the old EU books that got discarded from the canon by the G man

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Stoatbringer posted:

Why do the ghosts still have guns?

"Rest in peace? Ha ha, no. You're in the Endless Ghost War now, soldier!"

Well someone has to fight the Skeletons.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Skeletons fight better than bags of meat

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Sponge Baathist posted:

Skeletons fight better than bags of meat

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Skeletons suck at fighting. They just don't have the heart.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Away all Goats posted:

If only cats could read those charts



This is adorable.

Seriously though, people may or may not be able to control their own intake due to emotions or whatnot but you can control what your pets eat!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Marta Velasquez posted:

Does a cat that fat still always land on its feet?

Honestly, I am not sure. I think they would be somewhat less nimble than a thinner cat so it might take them more time to turn in the air.
I know there's theoretically some optimal zone where cats that fall will suffer minimal injuries, and above that zone they are injured or killed from the height of the fall, and below it they don't have time to optimally prepare themselves so they get hurt because of that. There was a study on this back in the 80s based on cats brought into a medical clinic for falls but it had the bias of not including cats thay were obviously dead, as they wouldn't be brought in to a vet (:()


I thought this gif from Wikipedia was kind of hilariously weird looking so enjoy

Edit ok I guess I just saved one frame of it so click here. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Cat_fall_150x300_6fps.gif

Dixville has a new favorite as of 04:05 on May 30, 2018

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_or591tz6v21qmlfmg.mp4

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Solice Kirsk posted:

Skeletons suck at fighting. They just don't have the heart.

Nor do they have the guts

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/Mickey_McCauley/status/702211175476375552?s=19

Sound on

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


idgi

Is it playing the bad to the bone because they're planning to ignore the sign?

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

I didn't know cats came double-muscled as well.




https://i.imgur.com/jLPN4gB.mp4

My cat was really sick last year and not eating or drinking. We took him to the vet for 3 days, each day before he was sent home they gave him subcutaneous fluids, he looked just like that, he seemed jigglier than the cat in the photo, but it's hard to tell.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

Skeletons suck at fighting. They just don't have the heart.

Picnic Princess posted:

Nor do they have the guts

But it's in their bones.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
it's funny cuz it's poo

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012















Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

bike tory posted:

idgi

Is it playing the bad to the bone because they're planning to ignore the sign?

Head nurse spoke up
Said leave this one alone
She could tell right away
I have had active diarrhea in the last four days

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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

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