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Screaming Skull. *The name "John Kneubel" comes up on screen* Crow: "Oh I "kneu" a Kneubel one time. Thank you!" *The name "Betty Jane Lane" comes up on screen* Crow: "Betty Jane Lane? I knew a Peggy Sue Turnpike one time. Thank you, thank you!" *The name "Alex Nicol" comes up on screen* Crow: "I knew an Alex Kristy McNichol one time. Thank you very much, good night!"
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# ? May 15, 2024 14:05 |
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Get a box!
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# ? May 15, 2024 16:01 |
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If you die of boredom you do NOT get a free coffin
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# ? May 15, 2024 16:38 |
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Screaming; Skull
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# ? May 15, 2024 16:39 |
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"I heard her!" "OBSERVED her even!"
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# ? May 15, 2024 16:54 |
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Was compelled to learn if the uncut version of Laserblast made any more sense, but dozed off before Roddy Mcdowall showed up. Why Maltin thought it deserved 2 1/2 stars remains a mystery.
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# ? May 15, 2024 18:01 |
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Failson posted:Was compelled to learn if the uncut version of Laserblast made any more sense, but dozed off before Roddy Mcdowall showed up. Look, just because a land mine went off inside your helmet...
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# ? May 15, 2024 18:31 |
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I've only watched a few MST movies unriffed. Jack Frost is great. Soultaker isn't bad. Werewolf is still trash.
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# ? May 15, 2024 18:34 |
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Haven’t seen the unriffed version but I remember Teenagers From Outer Space being fairly passable as well
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Larryb posted:Haven’t seen the unriffed version but I remember Teenagers From Outer Space being fairly passable as well legit movie imo the only weakness is the ending
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# ? May 15, 2024 18:36 |
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I imagine Moon Zero Two is watchable on its own.
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# ? May 15, 2024 18:37 |
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verbal enema posted:legit movie imo the only weakness is the ending It’s honestly one of the few if not the only times I found myself more focused on the movie than the riffs
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# ? May 15, 2024 18:38 |
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Uh that's the one with the giant lobsters?
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# ? May 15, 2024 18:51 |
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zoux posted:Uh that's the one with the giant lobsters? uh they're Gargons jeez
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# ? May 15, 2024 18:52 |
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zoux posted:Uh that's the one with the giant lobsters? Yup, it was surprisingly watchable to me. Not sure why
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# ? May 15, 2024 18:56 |
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the uncut version of Giant Spider Invasion has more creepiness from notable rock shop owner Cousin Billy and the interesting plot detail, in a throwaway line, that Dan and Ev apparently had a baby that died leading to their misery and alcoholism at no point is the device that goops the spider at the end made comprehensible though
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# ? May 15, 2024 18:58 |
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i also like The Dead Talk Back as a movie
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# ? May 15, 2024 18:59 |
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verbal enema posted:i also like The Dead Talk Back as a movie It's certainly different from the usual crap from the 50s that makes it onto the show. Love the smarmy narrator. Saw Monster A-Go-Go for the first time last night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dKiaRUKgmA Unbelievable...
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# ? May 15, 2024 19:19 |
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Oh I quite enjoy Girls Town too. It's stupid, but it's not unwatchable stupid.
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# ? May 15, 2024 19:30 |
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HopperUK posted:Oh I quite enjoy Girls Town too. It's stupid, but it's not unwatchable stupid. I love the ridiculous slang and Mel Torme as a teenage delinquent. That man was born aged 45. Also by far the absolute worst way to deal with a dangerously obsessed stalker.
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# ? May 15, 2024 19:38 |
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I’m happy now. Really happy.
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# ? May 15, 2024 19:52 |
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zoux posted:I love the ridiculous slang and Mel Torme as a teenage delinquent. That man was born aged 45. Also by far the absolute worst way to deal with a dangerously obsessed stalker. Periodic thread reminder that Paul Anka is still touring
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# ? May 15, 2024 19:56 |
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Another Bill posted:Periodic thread reminder that Paul Anka is still touring I legit thought he was dead and then he was performing at the NYC New Year's Eve celebration last year.
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# ? May 15, 2024 20:46 |
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Is he still a lonely boy Lonely and blue
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# ? May 15, 2024 21:13 |
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He has a podcast. He is Jason Bateman's father-in-law! They seem to get on very well and it's kind of adorable.
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# ? May 15, 2024 21:20 |
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Untamed Youth is pretty watchable as well. I kinda like Crawling Eye, but it isn't good. Shaman Tank Spec posted:Look, just because a land mine went off inside your helmet... There is an extended scene with the dumb cops questioning the kids after Billy blows up the car. Apparently Deezen is messed up "because he saw Star Wars five times." Charles Band really hated Star Wars.
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# ? May 15, 2024 21:44 |
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Another successful sexual intervention, courtesy of the Roman Catholic Church.
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# ? May 15, 2024 21:52 |
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verbal enema posted:i also like The Dead Talk Back as a movie It's one of my favorites. There's a fancy word for parts of movies (or whole movies) that unintentionally depict the era in which they were made. The Dead Talk Back, Girl in Gold Boots, the Coleman Francis films, they all have unscripted bits of 1950s and 60s life in them and I just think it's so neat. EDIT: exquisite tea posted:Saw Monster A-Go-Go for the first time last night. I will never not giggle at "yes, I made that phone noise." I brought my Drake fucked around with this message at 23:21 on May 15, 2024 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:Is he still a lonely boy A Greek not a Jew
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# ? May 16, 2024 04:04 |
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We're the special unit, HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!
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# ? May 16, 2024 05:00 |
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Oh cool! It's the movie The undead with a villain played by the actor who created Janus and brought Akira Kurosawa movies to America
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# ? May 16, 2024 06:27 |
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verbal enema posted:i also like The Dead Talk Back as a movie It's got cool ideas, but I just can't get past the scientist guy's ridiculous acting. E: I've usually got a randomized episode from my Plex library playing as I work, and today it gave me Teen-age Strangler. Ever since someone in this thread pointed out that they use a sad minor key version of Yipe Stripes as night time music, it cracks me up every time. Also I just realized for the first time that two of the main characters look almost identical (the Yipe Stripe girl and another) instead of just being the same character who just keeps switching outfits midway through scenes. Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 08:10 on May 16, 2024 |
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"Ah'm not a crook."
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# ? May 16, 2024 08:49 |
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A thin plot, endlessly restated.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:A thin plot, endlessly restated. But enough about my life...
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# ? May 16, 2024 13:46 |
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The religious kook in The Dead Talk Back occasionally lapses into a voice that sounds eerily like Kevin McDonald from Kids in the Hall - that agitated, nasal register.
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# ? May 16, 2024 14:23 |
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Is there anyplace to see The Dead Talk Back outside of MST3K?
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# ? May 16, 2024 20:15 |
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Splint Chesthair posted:Is there anyplace to see The Dead Talk Back outside of MST3K? Not streaming, that I'm aware of. It's apparently only 65 minutes long, so it may not even be cut much!
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Reading this with Bill's Crow voice in my mind is very amusing.
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