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Decrepus posted:Is this a sword spider It's got three more sword spiders and mouth full of needle sharp teeth full of horrible bacteria. Also a forked dick.
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Bogan King posted:I don't mind being near one but those claws don't seem like the sort of things I want used to climb up my legs / face / whatever. Goannas are massive loving pussies, that's the only dangerous thing about them. They get scared and they try to climb up the nearest thing so it'll mistake you for a tree.
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Zero One posted:
Is the dog inside the lizard then?
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Outrail posted:It's got three more sword spiders and mouth full of needle sharp teeth full of horrible bacteria. Plz don't doxx me.
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Zero One posted:
Wanna pette that lizzarde.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:As shown in this Jehovah's Witness anti-masturbation video for deaf people. Which someone set to 50 Cent, as one does. This is hilarious.
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Testekill posted:Goannas are massive loving pussies, that's the only dangerous thing about them. They get scared and they try to climb up the nearest thing so it'll mistake you for a tree. I knew some guys who worked in a pet store specializing in reptiles and for guys who worked with snakes and crocodiles all day the only animal in the store they were genuinely afraid of was a medium sized monitor lizard they kept in an enclosure out the back. He was an angry fucker and if he got hold of you he'd hospitalize you. But a 'domesticated' monitor lizard with attitude problems is a different kettle of fish to a random wild monitor lizard.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, okay, but if you call them wankers use the signs instead of words. I bet the sign for wankers is hilarious. Malachite_Dragon posted:It's exactly the sign you think it is. I'm completely serious.   from http://www.tvgohome.com/2302-2001.html
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Gorilla Salad posted:Nooo, I haven't finished my coffee yet!
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:As shown in this Jehovah's Witness anti-masturbation video for deaf people. Which someone set to 50 Cent, as one does. Are you required to look like you're moaning when you do the sex signs or are these guys just adding their own flair?
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PostNouveau posted:Are you required to look like you're moaning when you do the sex signs or are these guys just adding their own flair? It's in the cumstitution
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Bad Llama posted:babby not real Quoting for exposure, even though someone is still gonna think it's real.
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Saw this on reddit the other day. It's an ingenious flask not a kid
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Platystemon posted:I’ll bet you never heard the end of it. it was, by the gallaudet university for the Deaf.
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Zipperelli. posted:Quoting for exposure, even though someone is still gonna think it's real. 
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Instant justice strikes again TL;DR version: A Toronto man shop-lifted a bunch of lottery scratch tickets from a corner store, and ran off, with the owner in pursuit. The man jumped over a railing while trying to escape, but he didn't realize the other side wasn't level ground, but instead, a 30 foot drop onto concrete. The thief ended up breaking both arms and both legs. The shop owner decided not to press charges.
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The Zombie Guy posted:Instant justice strikes again Something similar happened years ago in Phoenix. Carjacker was being pursued by the cops, wrecked on a bridge over the Salt River, and decided to try to escape by jumping into the river. The Salt River usually doesn't have any water in it. I guess he wasn't a local. There was also a time during WWII that locally-held German POWs broke out of the prison camp with a homemade raft they intended to use to float down the river to Mexico. They turned themselves in when they found out that their plan overlooked that aspect of the southwest.
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Phanatic posted:There was also a time during WWII that locally-held German POWs broke out of the prison camp with a homemade raft they intended to use to float down the river to Mexico. They turned themselves in when they found out that their plan overlooked that aspect of the southwest. Nazis neglecting to account for foreign climate? Why, I never. 
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Just weren't trying hard enough: The Henley-on-Todd Regatta is an annual event held in Alice Springs in the Todd River which is bone dry 99% of the time.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Just weren't trying hard enough: Oh my god I thought that was just a Pratchett joke.
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Platystemon posted:Nazis neglecting to account for foreign climate? The real reason the US didn't win WWII 
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Data Graham posted:Are you loving making GBS threads me Back when I was a shipping manager, I'd run into what we'd call black spots on LCDs. They are not OK. Even in the early 2000's. They were never considered acceptable.
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Serephina posted:It's funny, things like this make me appreciate living in NZ. We have something called the Consumer Guarantees Act, which is basically says if anything you ever buy for home use fails to live up to reasonable expectations, you can walk back into actual store you bought it from (not the manufacturer, the STORE) and ask the to replace, repair, or refund it. "Reasonable expectations" lands heavily in the consumer's favor, including things like dead/stuck pixels, and the hilarious iPhone (4?) defective antenna. In the later case, Apple was forced to give out the fix for free that they where gleefully charging the rest of the world for. It's warranty of merchantability in the US. I've dealt with it before when a manufacturer of ours went out of business. It's defined only if the merchant knew that it wasn't merchantable. You must prove that the merchant had prior knowledge of it being a lovely product.
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mostlygray posted:Back when I was a shipping manager, I'd run into what we'd call black spots on LCDs. They are not OK. Even in the early 2000's. They were never considered acceptable. I sold LCD monitors in the early to mid 2000s. Every manufacturer had an acceptable number of dead pixels spelled out in their warranties. I would have customers ask me what each manufacturer's warranty covered. Dell was one of the first with the "zero dead pixel policy" and most manufacturers have followed suit as LCD production techniques have improved and a 17" monitor doesn't cost $600 anymore. Anyone that still has an acceptable dead pixel policy today is dumb.
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Lawyer! Lawyer! Hose auf Feuer! Hot story: Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court
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Fart of Presto posted:Lawyer! Lawyer! Hose auf Feuer!
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Strudel Man posted:Motorcycling in shorts. Kids got grit
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