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I think he said his brother bought him an account?
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The most Enjoyable aspect of the Chickens (besides their Eggs; I prefer the Eggs to be poached; I like to excavate the Yolk; I pretend that I am unearthing a Treasure) is holding them; they are warm; they make soft chirping Sounds; they have small Reptilian feet.
this is a very calming post
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May 14, 2015 15:41
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Hey Enhydra Lutris, I really like your posts. They are fun, calming and informative! Could you maybe tell us more about animals you love?
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May 14, 2015 16:06
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do you play any video games, op?
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May 14, 2015 18:12
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silky bontams are great! look at this guy:
that is a beautiful chicken
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May 14, 2015 20:11
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a chicken to match his posts
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May 14, 2015 20:36
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mister lutris, byob will be accepting of your cooking recipes in the future
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3656838
Pomp fucked around with this message at 22:20 on May 14, 2015
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May 14, 2015 22:17
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silky bontams are great! look at this guy:
i had one of those when i was a kid. she preferred the company if my horse vs that of the other chickens.
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Enhydra Lutris, you are the best poster. It makes me sad when you get punished.
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it's ok, Enhydra, I used to work retail and when I see huge messes at stores I feel like I have to clean them up too. my husband reminds me that I'm not getting paid for it. no threats of police intervention, tho.
Sloppy Milkshake's idea for working as a stocker in a 24-hour store is excellent, I strongly suggest you consider it. But don't talk about butt stuff at work or you'll get fired.
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May 16, 2015 07:11
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People worry about authenticity, but there's more effort into this than most posts. People should appreciate it regardless. Posts are immeasurably improved by CAD style graphics detailing concepts within them.
you are so patient and super smart
if I weren't attached and married I'd be in love with you
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May 16, 2015 07:19
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ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE
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it's ok, Enhydra, I used to work retail and when I see huge messes at stores I feel like I have to clean them up too. my husband reminds me that I'm not getting paid for it. no threats of police intervention, tho.
Sloppy Milkshake's idea for working as a stocker in a 24-hour store is excellent, I strongly suggest you consider it. But don't talk about butt stuff at work or you'll get fired.
Not at my store he wouldn't. He'd fit right in
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May 16, 2015 09:07
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ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE
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Not all of us are lucky enough to work at assmart
Arse sex isn't a standard lunchroom topic in your store?
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May 16, 2015 13:46
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Shop shart, shop assmart
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goldmine
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Aug 5, 2015 13:29
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come back, otter
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Aug 5, 2015 19:50
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My god, this guy has focus that would make any meditative type jealous. Its like he's never learned how to ignore things.
Otter dude, serious question, do you daydream? do you think about the future or past ever? like outside of being in a situation where you have to think about the immediate future, such as your decision process to buy coffee or not.
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My god, this guy has focus that would make any meditative type jealous. Its like he's never learned how to ignore things.
Otter dude, serious question, do you daydream? do you think about the future or past ever? like outside of being in a situation where you have to think about the immediate future, such as your decision process to buy coffee or not.
he left this forum because we are a pit of snakes
talk to him here http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3724770&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Aug 5, 2015 22:37
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wait what seriously?
Dude is loving brilliant.
I can't even feign Irony at the moment
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Aug 5, 2015 22:39
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he left this forum because we are a pit of snakes
weh
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Aug 5, 2015 22:39
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Your Friends are making erroneous assumptions about you based on Doubtful Criteria; hence they believe that you are a Homosexual; you must correct them; you should say I Am Not A Homosexual; I Feel Sexual Desire Toward Females; I Do Not Experience The Desire To Have Sexual Intercourse With A Male; they will realise that they have made a Mistake and they will no longer call you a human being [Homosexual] because you do not fit into this Category; instead they will address you as a Heterosexual. You must also advise these Individuals that Homosexuality is a Natural and Healthy Sexual Style; it is not a Cultural Harm; when a Condom [Latex Sheath] is used Sexual Intercourse Via The Anus does not contribute significantly to the Transmission of Disease when compared to other Hazards such as sharing of Narcotic Equipment and Irresponsible Tattoo Behaviour; it is a Normal Social Activity between Male Friends. In my Child Hood I was not bullied because I received my Education from my Mother in our House; however in my Adult Hood I am frequently harrassed by Youths; the Youths make comments regarding my Weight; my Clothing Style; my Religion; my Behaviours; they mimic my Gestures; and my Voice; I have attempted a Peaceful Reconciliation with the Youths; I said Do Not Harrass Me; I said I Am A Benign Man; I said I Deserve To Be Respected; I said I Am Trying To Browse The Merchandise And You Are Interfering With My Movement; however this did not solve the Issue; in fact they repeated my Words in a lugubrious [deep and morose] tone; and continued to do so until I departed from the Premises (the Big W Super Market). Recently (July 27th, 2015) I followed advice given by my Brother; I said to them I Own A Shot Gun; I said It Is A Licensed Weapon And I Am Permitted By Law To Have It On My Property; they have not harrassed me since then; it is possible that you can use the same Technique to Great Effect. My Final Advice is Do Not Fight The Bullies; this is Physical Assault Occasioning Actual Physical Harm; you will be charged; you will go to Jail; the Bullying in Jail is more severe and is frequently of a Physical Nature. I hope that this Advice is of use to you. Thank You; and G-d Bless.
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H-huh
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