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Well since this really seems remotely possible now I'm putting my first TOXX up here. Hell I remember when the term came about. Anyway.. If Drew Brees is cut or traded from the Saints or retires THIS offseason, permaban me. If Sean Payton is fired/traded(lol)/resigns THIS offseason, normal ban. 
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Got sick on Papa John's, will make more entertaining post later.
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Catfish Stevens posted:Well since this really seems remotely possible now I'm putting my first TOXX up here. Hell I remember when the term came about. Anyway.. Welp, cya!
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Catfish Stevens has my respect. Sir, I salute you for your unending faith in your team!
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No half measures, man.
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As much as I hate to admit it, I don't hate Peyton Manning. He's a great player, and I've never liked Pats games as much as when they were facing him. And I gotta say, without him under center at Denver, a lot of what makes the Broncos-and by extension, Denver-special is just... gone. So it's a little strange that when Brock Lobster pulls a win out of his rear end, my most notable reaction is annoyance that I have to do this stupid, boringass toxx. Fine. I struggled to find a local staple online. Denver really is just this city near the mountains with nothing special or notable about it except ol' fivehead, and legal grass. I found that the "Denver" style... anything is no more special than the lovely shakes Chip forces the Eagles to choke down like a bucket of lumpy protein chowder. Wow, you put peppers and ham together? Amazing-let's tell Paris those lazy chefs they're on notice. So I ordered a pizza from Papa John's. I figured it wouldn't be much of a big deal because I live about a mile from the nearest one, so I click "confirm" and wait. I've never had it before, so it's something new for me. Accompanied by a wet-paper, fat, and garlic ketchup sauce, the goon feed I paid real american dollars for arrives about 45 minutes late. It smells awful. It's like body odor was roasted in a pan with oil of some sort. The mystery meats are swimming in a sea of cheese so thick you could sail on it. So I dig in, and get through about a slice and a half before my body staunchly refuses to take in more. After about a half hour, I'm stuck in the bathroom with food poisoning. Barfing my brains out, I can't leave for about an hour and a half as my wife hollers down the hall: "don't have any anti-emetic, use the vaporizer hun" After throwing up a few more times, she handed me the vape, and that did the trick. Unfortunately, that also meant as far as my night went: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzJGckMYO4 Next week: Philly food. GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Dec 7, 2015 |
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Dec 7, 2015 02:17
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What the gently caress is wrong with you, man, it's just a loving pizza. 
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Dec 7, 2015 02:31
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I got food poisoning. It's probably a function of just being a lovely franchisee or something I dunno. What the food is doesn't matter if there's something wrong with it. We let the location know but they seemed to only want to give us coupons, which we refused. GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Dec 7, 2015 |
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Dec 7, 2015 02:44
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I've gotten sick off Papa John's two of the last three times I had it so I think they just have lovely quality control. Whatever it is I certainly will not eat it anymore.
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Dec 7, 2015 06:43
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Pretty sure Denver's gonna win next week but if not I am unsure I can do the Toxx as according to rules set last year (thank you Lions fan) I am not allowed to eat what Oakland is most well known for: poo poo.
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WugLyfe posted:I got food poisoning. It's probably a function of just being a lovely franchisee or something I dunno. Green Chile is pretty big out here [Denver], should have just made some.
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MC2552John posted:Green Chile is pretty big out here [Denver], should have just made some. Absolutely. Will definitely make some in the near future.
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Smith has four games and 557 yards before I start seeing probations! Interesting to see how he messes up!
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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:sup Portillos?
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4 RING SHRIMP posted:Portillos?
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Tried looking up what food Oakland is most known for. All I found was violence, but someone mentioned soul food so I will run with that this weekend.
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:Tried looking up what food Oakland is most known for. All I found was violence, but someone mentioned soul food so I will run with that this weekend. Check out Lois The Pie Queen. It is a really cool little soul place that makes good pies and has the kind of folksy small town vibe that you don't find often in the Bay. http://m.yelp.com/biz/lois-the-pie-queen-oakland
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Dec 19, 2015 01:41
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295 yards left for Smith! He won't hit it lol!
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WugLyfe posted:I got food poisoning. It's probably a function of just being a lovely franchisee or something I dunno. restaurants sucks rear end at handling food poisoning. i got poisoned off a dunkin donuts egg sandwich once and the franchise owner basically tried to sue me because i used the online "comments and concerns" form to let them know. he didn't really sue me per se but tried to call his insurance agency after me to sign a bunch of forms saying i wouldn't tell anyone i got food poisoning from them, to which i promptly never replied and never heard another thing about
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Parmesan Basil posted:295 yards left for Smith! He won't hit it lol! He plays the Browns next week. He'll have a career game.
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Dec 21, 2015 19:20
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Looks like I am at least $50 in the hole. Go Bengals. 
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Hello TFF friends! As you well know, earlier this year I bet that noted terrible quarterback Alex Smith would throw for very few passes over thirty yards. And, so far, I've been very close to right! He's only had three (2 in one game lol)! The bet was that I would pay money to a charity for every successful pass. I paid the first one to Doctors Without Borders and was ready to drop the dough for the next two but, unfortunately, a minor tragedy hit the Basil household. My wonderful 1988 Buick Park Avenue had a catastrophic engine disaster, forcing me to postpone my end of the bargain. I figured I would have to bow out all together but a stroke of genius hit me. Instead of scrapping my beloved ride, I could donate it! So that's what I did! I found a nice little local charity that helps young people overcoming substance abuse issues. (yeah, it's a religious thing but it was either that or NPR and they don't need my money) As proof:   So, I do this both to help people and to cover my outstanding debts and handle any others I might incur (I probably won't). Instead of just talking about Good and Just things, I decided to put my money where my mouth is! Have a happy holidays everyone!
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So you had a worthless hunk of junk and instead of paying the fee to scrap it you unloaded it on a charity. Let me contact the vatican, this might qualify as a miracle. Just one more and you can be a saint.
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Chichevache posted:So you had a worthless hunk of junk and instead of paying the fee to scrap it you unloaded it on a charity. Let me contact the vatican, this might qualify as a miracle. Just one more and you can be a saint. In fact, usually they will pay you to scrap your car, since they can use the various parts and metals for different things. But hey, keep being a dick for no reason and happy holidays!
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Let's see him donate his tax refund to charity, then I will care.
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I mean you don't have to be an rear end in a top hat though. Last car I scrapped got me $600, that's a good chunk of cash.
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I'm quitting drinking for health/personal reasons so I'm probably going to get banned. Oh well, it was a fun ride, TFF goons. Not going to try to get out of this one.
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Chichevache posted:Let's see him donate his tax refund to charity, then I will care. Seriously Chiche, stop being a dick. Let a man mourn his lost car.
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Dec 26, 2015 08:29
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Quit making it awkward to read a very mean man's thoughts okay
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Cavauro posted:Quit making it awkward to read a very mean man's thoughts okay If another three goons chastise me my heart will grow three sizes this day! 
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Nobody wants you to get hypertrophic cardiomyopathy 
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I'd be okay with it.
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YMB posted:I'm quitting drinking for health/personal reasons so I'm probably going to get banned. Oh well, it was a fun ride, TFF goons. Not going to try to get out of this one. congrats on your health, sorry about your future ban
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YMB posted:I'm quitting drinking for health/personal reasons so I'm probably going to get banned. Oh well, it was a fun ride, TFF goons. Not going to try to get out of this one. Congrats! I think the mods will overlook your toxx for that 
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Parmesan Basil posted:Congrats! I think the mods will overlook your toxx for that Probably only if I can reliably prove my sobriety. Looks like I gotta join AA now even though I'm not an alcoholic. Man, this Toxx has taken a turn. Thanks for nothing, Chip. As it stands I'd have to take between 8 and 10 shots in 1 hour... should have seen that coming.
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You get a DUI or something? Most people who attend those meetings who aren't alcoholics are ones who got busted for booze related shenanigans and it's court ordered. Godspeed.
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I've gone to a few AA meetings in my life. They can be hilariously over the top depressing to the point where you want to drink.
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This is what it comes down to: 170 yards against the Raiders. I'm ready for a narrow 24-21 win with 162 yards thrown!
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Brb, I'm gonna go kneecap Khalil Mack
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Parmesan Basil posted:This is what it comes down to: 170 yards against the Raiders. I'm ready for a narrow 24-21 win with 162 yards thrown! what is the funniest way you can lose this? he's got 100 yards and wins the game on a 70 yard hail mary?
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