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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Saga posted:

What exactly is so bad about Clinton, at least compared to her fellow politicians? She's intelligent, well educated, experienced and not completely evil or literally mentally ill. She's not my dream candidate either, but how do you even put her in the same category as a dude who is the opposite of all those things?

As for a moron being a safer candidate, Dubya is pretty good evidence that is not the case.

You actually think that legitimate presidential hopefuls are unintelligent. Nope, you're not a media-brainwashed idiot at all.

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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Fanelien posted:

You should all vote Trump, so other countries can laugh at you.

Why do people think this is an issue that matters? Oh no some third world shitholes that depend on America for protection are going to laugh at America out of jealousy, better base our political views on that

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Hillary isn't going to choose complete lunatics to the Supreme Court like whoever the Republicans nominate or blow up the meager gains we've made with Obamacare

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Hillary isn't going to choose complete lunatics to the Supreme Court like whoever the Republicans nominate or blow up the meager gains we've made with Obamacare

Obamacare is nothing more than a nationwide paycheck for the insurance companies

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

BLARGHLE posted:

Obamacare is nothing more than a nationwide paycheck for the insurance companies

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
Thanks for answering the question "what kind of moron would vote for hillary", ALL-PRO SEXMAN

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
How the gently caress are there still enough white people in America to get trump and Clinton ticket what the gently caress

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

roymorrison posted:

How the gently caress are there still enough white people in America to get trump and Clinton ticket what the gently caress

IDK about other races but black people are voting for clinton against actual proven grassroots civil rights activist sanders

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Hillary gonna help out small children get some good elementary school education and maybe some immigrant children but then incarcerate them when they're teenagers and then gonna ship their jobs off to some random Asian country.

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

When all else fails, it's never too early to just start hoping that hillary has her ted kennedy moment where her campaign bus runs over a little girl's cat or something

No Mans Land
Feb 26, 2016

by Cowcaster

AugmentedVision posted:

IDK about other races but black people are voting for clinton against actual proven grassroots civil rights activist sanders

cause he's an old crotchety c-u-c-k with no soul or spine

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
im going to vote by leaving chewing gum in a random place in the polling location and then sue them for not counting it

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Homestar Runner posted:

as an Australian with no direct stake in your hilariously dumb country I just want to iterate how laughable it is that there are actual Hillary supporters

...


Your education and upbringing has straight up failed you lol just lol

Yea you nailed it. when my seemingly level headed co-workers say they're for Hillary and share Hillary memes and titter to themselves I don't know what to think or even do except be still and wait for it to pass. I feel like a cat with a bologna slice on it's face.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I get Trump supporters. He's charismatic, you're selfish, slightly racist, and wish you had more money. It's a very human mindset.

CADPAT
Jul 23, 2004

For the men
to my left and right!
:hist101:
In an ultimate trick of cruel irony, Trump is really really really good at only one thing really: convincing people he's good at things.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I'm voting for Trump because you can't let a woman sit in the same chair that her husband got a BJ in. You just can't.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

When all else fails, it's never too early to just start hoping that hillary has her ted kennedy moment where her campaign bus runs over a little girl's cat or something

i'm hoping for more of a Robert Kennedy moment

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

CADPAT posted:

In an ultimate trick of cruel irony, Trump is really really really good at only one thing really: convincing people he's good at things.

That seems to be the case, but how the gently caress he does it is a mystery to me. There's been about three bajillion episodes of The Apprentice and seeing just one should dissuade anyone of the opinion he's talented at anything.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Phobic Nest posted:

That seems to be the case, but how the gently caress he does it is a mystery to me. There's been about three bajillion episodes of The Apprentice and seeing just one should dissuade anyone of the opinion he's talented at anything.

Look at his competition. They're pretty much all people who are even less convincing than Trump.

When you don't really believe any of them, you might as well go for the one who is selling the biggest dream. People do believe that America used to be better than it is now. That belief spans generations. Millennials believe things used to be better just as much as Boomers do.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Homestar Runner posted:

as an Australian with no direct stake in your hilariously dumb country I just want to iterate how laughable it is that there are actual Hillary supporters on this forum (or anywhere, for that matter)



like I can vaguely understand the whole welp blow it up Hail Chaos Hail Satan ideology that comes with supporting Trump, even though he'll be really amazingly goddamn bad



but lmao Hillary is just the most pathetic shitbird of a candidate imaginable and I for one am embarrassed on behalf of the gloaty-rear end posters here that somehow think she's legitimately good. Your education and upbringing has straight up failed you lol just lol

This guys gets it.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Homestar Runner posted:

as an Australian with no direct stake in your hilariously dumb country I just want to iterate how laughable it is that there are actual Hillary supporters on this forum (or anywhere, for that matter)



like I can vaguely understand the whole welp blow it up Hail Chaos Hail Satan ideology that comes with supporting Trump, even though he'll be really amazingly goddamn bad



but lmao Hillary is just the most pathetic shitbird of a candidate imaginable and I for one am embarrassed on behalf of the gloaty-rear end posters here that somehow think she's legitimately good. Your education and upbringing has straight up failed you lol just lol

Pretty much this.... how could you want to vote for such a gently caress-stick candidate, it's just baffling.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
Yeah I don't get what kind of crazy mind games people had to play in order to simultaneously call themselves liberals and spit on the very idea of making socialism a mainstream concept again. I guess they're so used to bending over to give up their annual concessions to the right, they forgot there's more to politics than appeasement.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:

I'm voting for Trump because you can't let a woman sit in the same chair that her husband got a BJ in. You just can't.

its the richest country in the world, i think they can afford to buy a new chair

probably have already, it's been two decades and countless stains

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





"I'm just gunna keep on doing what Obama has been doing, cause he has been a really great president! Right?? All my biggest corporate donors tell me he has been the best POTUS ever, and they are really smart people."

*sticks out tongue to taste the air*

"Why would the American people vote for some political outsider like Trump? I mean, we do great work here in Washington! Everyday we work for the betterment of the American people. The CEOs I lunch with tell me they are giving the American people a better tomorrow with their products and services!"

*skin shimmering*

"Hey, let me tell you about trickle down economics!"

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Because a Jew can't win in the south we have a choice of Clinton slime and il duce lite.

Yet another election where I vote for my cat.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Homestar Runner posted:

as an Australian with no direct stake in your hilariously dumb country I just want to iterate how laughable it is that there are actual Hillary supporters on this forum (or anywhere, for that matter)



like I can vaguely understand the whole welp blow it up Hail Chaos Hail Satan ideology that comes with supporting Trump, even though he'll be really amazingly goddamn bad



but lmao Hillary is just the most pathetic shitbird of a candidate imaginable and I for one am embarrassed on behalf of the gloaty-rear end posters here that somehow think she's legitimately good. Your education and upbringing has straight up failed you lol just lol

Stinky_Pete posted:

Yeah I don't get what kind of crazy mind games people had to play in order to simultaneously call themselves liberals and spit on the very idea of making socialism a mainstream concept again. I guess they're so used to bending over to give up their annual concessions to the right, they forgot there's more to politics than appeasement.

It is unquestionably strange to me that you can see posters claiming to be progressive getting visibly giddy at Hil winning a bunch of conservative states full of conservative voters as if that's a positive reflection of her policies or future.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I used the restroom and didn't wash my hands before I voted.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Nostratic posted:

I used the restroom and didn't wash my hands before I voted.

Always touch your personals before voting.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Nostratic posted:

I used the restroom and didn't wash my hands before I voted.

I'm gonna smear ink all over my dick and slap it on the piece of paper to spell out T-R-U-M-P for my vote

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Maoist Pussy posted:

"Have we discovered NOT BEING AN UNARMED PUSSY yet, Science Officer Trumbull?"

"We are trying, Grand Matriarch, but the equations! We need more computing power."

this technology sounds like it would come before nukes. i'm thinking more like Civ 5 ~future weapons~

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
The New England civ has a unique tech tree that makes it vulnerable to barbarian spawns.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
both are 100% behind Israel settler expansions and military sales so i'll just flip a coin

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

after trump wins i hope he reinstates the USFL by executive order and punches roger goodell in the balls

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Mnoba posted:

both are 100% behind Israel settler expansions and military sales so i'll just flip a coin

Its a win-win situation!

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

roymorrison posted:

How the gently caress are there still enough white people in America to get trump and Clinton ticket what the gently caress

yeah why dont they just die already!!!

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Like these two aren't the worst people running in this election but their inevitable match-up will certainly be the worst choice for voters in decades. Happy voting, America! :patriot:

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Phobic Nest posted:

Like these two aren't the worst people running in this election but their inevitable match-up will certainly be the worst choice for voters in decades. Happy voting, America! :patriot:

not voting

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Fanelien posted:

You should all vote Trump, so other countries can laugh at you.

You laugh now, but wait till Trump has his way with your countries.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Phobic Nest posted:

Like these two aren't the worst people running in this election but their inevitable match-up will certainly be the worst choice for voters in decades. Happy voting, America! :patriot:

Actually, it is the best choice in decades because we have three potential candidates who are quite good in different ways?

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Honestly, we've already seen this whole "election" thing play out via the Sissy/Bimbo wars of last year's FYAD.

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