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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



They're like huffing their own farts constantly or something, jesus Eonwe you really pissed someone off.

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

Who in the gently caress did you piss off, and why are they so mentally ill

its some people who used to play on the same mumble as the GOKU Planetside 2 guys, with a little crossover from them

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

crew posted:

Some of Groens history of eve maps definitely had us near detorid or insmother

after BoB camped us out of Syndicate and we pulled the VCBee thing for a few days, we moved in with Red Alliance in the south as Remedial (i think it was still him?) promised us sweet rats and phat lewtss brah. the rats sorta sucked, but we also got our first real taste of true nullsec and conquerable stations and such. also the first wars that we actually fuckin' won, but LV and -V- were really terrible.

i dont think the drone regions actually existed yet though? at least not at the start? i dunno.

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

They're like huffing their own farts constantly or something, jesus Eonwe you really pissed someone off.


Plot twist: it's probably delta echo or screamingidiot seeking attention again.

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

Cygni posted:

after BoB camped us out of Syndicate and we pulled the VCBee thing for a few days, we moved in with Red Alliance in the south as Remedial (i think it was still him?) promised us sweet rats and phat lewtss brah. the rats sorta sucked, but we also got our first real taste of true nullsec and conquerable stations and such. also the first wars that we actually fuckin' won, but LV and -V- were really terrible.

i dont think the drone regions actually existed yet though? at least not at the start? i dunno.

Give me a pilot name. I will literally plex you just to hear these stories for an extra month.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

GaussianCopula posted:

I'd almost be tempted to resub my accounts, but then I remembered that EvE is a game best read about, not played.

For once, the opposite is true -- Eve is pretty fun at the moment, and most Eve coverage ATM is based on Reddit's r/eve which is a cancerous cesspool.

(Unless you like dank memes and racial slurs, in which case, dive in.)

Zephyrine posted:

That's not a slope. This is a slope.



:vince: :iceburn:

Or is it "fook year shed our dead weight" -- can never tell. Usually there's an intervening "oh god why will nobody fly a dictor" period.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
freed of our sov space we could embrace querns jihad and become a wormhole alliance that just evicts and blows up other wormhole alliances

kuive
Feb 28, 2014

Zephyrine posted:

Give me a pilot name. I will literally plex you just to hear these stories for an extra month.

Please let us record them.. We're very interested in recording and preserving the military and cultural history of Goons in EVE. The wiki kindof went to poo poo for 4 years and we're still patching the holes.

Edit: For the bittervets that are coming back, the Goonwiki team is recruiting. Come find us in the goonwiki channel on jabber!

kuive fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Mar 31, 2016

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Eonwe posted:

its some people who used to play on the same mumble as the GOKU Planetside 2 guys, with a little crossover from them

Wat.

Can we get some duck trivia up in this thread plz

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
plot twist: hole squad and it's head quarters goku becomes the last bastion of imperial power we have 10,000 nerds crashing on one very small couch

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Cygni posted:

i dont think the drone regions actually existed yet though? at least not at the start? i dunno.

They opened up around about that time, though the regions didn't have proper names at first. It was all poo poo like 87-1CW and H3J8-U.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Venom Snake posted:

freed of our sov space we could embrace querns jihad and become a wormhole alliance that just evicts and blows up other wormhole alliances

In all honesty, being freed of our sov space would suck, and I'll do my best to prevent it. But I have to admit I like the idea of Goons taking over Thera and making it our personal "who shall we harass today? :rolls hole until a juicy target exists:" system.

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please
Everyone fights, no one quits. Except C02.

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

Eonwe posted:

and apparently I'm back to my pink elephant guy

Hahahahahahaha who did you anger that new one is great too?

kuive
Feb 28, 2014

ullerrm posted:

In all honesty, being freed of our sov space would suck, and I'll do my best to prevent it. But I have to admit I like the idea of Goons taking over Thera and making it our personal "who shall we harass today? :rolls hole until a juicy target exists:" system.

Should that come to pass, I would hope that we first unleash the masses of the CFCImperium upon Jita for at least a month, and give the Rest of Eve a real reason to hate us.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

ullerrm posted:

In all honesty, being freed of our sov space would suck, and I'll do my best to prevent it. But I have to admit I like the idea of Goons taking over Thera and making it our personal "who shall we harass today? :rolls hole until a juicy target exists:" system.

I just like the idea of HV leadership suddenly being in charge of thousands of nerds and every WH corp praying they don't get a connection to goku.

patentmagus
May 19, 2013

ullerrm posted:

In all honesty, being freed of our sov space would suck, and I'll do my best to prevent it. But I have to admit I like the idea of Goons taking over Thera and making it our personal "who shall we harass today? :rolls hole until a juicy target exists:" system.

I kinda viewed the move to Saranen as the first step to loving off to low sec. To hell with fozzie sov.

Now that Thera notion, we should do that regardless.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

ullerrm posted:

In all honesty, being freed of our sov space would suck, and I'll do my best to prevent it. But I have to admit I like the idea of Goons taking over Thera and making it our personal "who shall we harass today? :rolls hole until a juicy target exists:" system.

The problem with this is not being able to effectively keep the rest of the shitlers out of there because the stations aren't conquerable. With enough bodies, money and hate, we could probably occupy a few holes once it becomes feasible to run a hole using citadels. Only problem is that you still need people who are prepared to scan, roll holes and deal with logistics in a mass limited environment, and Joe Goon just isn't that dude.

What I'm hearing though is that you might surrender to Hole squad ' s siren song when this is all done. :getin:

Siets
Sep 19, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Goons owning Thera would be amazing.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Zephyrine posted:

Give me a pilot name. I will literally plex you just to hear these stories for an extra month.

there are a lot of people around from then hello dont pay me

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
If gooncamp taught us anything it's that when it comes to shoving thousands of goons into one hole were there is a will there's a way.

brodoyouevengif
Jun 15, 2013

The pubbie blood must flow for le mighty Brodo.
Will a ritual in the pentagoon be enough to conjure Mister Vee to come back?

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.
The thread has moved on a bit, but Endie is a Cool Guy and Good Poster, and I like him, but I have a hard time reading what he writes because he is part of The Enemy. It is a silly kneejerk emotional response that makes no sense, but I can't help it.

I would still buy him a drink and thank him for being part of what made the Imperium fun though.

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Glory of Arioch posted:

no, we've definitely lived in the drone regions at least once

i cannot speak to it personally though

paging weaselior to the thread

We never offiically lived there - back in the Scalding Pass days/just after the LV war, several squads had poses in Etherium Reach (K-7 then) for Amarr folks to use to rat.

smertrioslol
Apr 4, 2010
I don't care about anything. I'm just here for the violence :getin:

ullerrm posted:

In all honesty, being freed of our sov space would suck, and I'll do my best to prevent it. But I have to admit I like the idea of Goons taking over Thera and making it our personal "who shall we harass today? :rolls hole until a juicy target exists:" system.

Do you lead fleets these days? I wanna relive Syndicate from 2011-12.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Magic Rabbit Hat posted:

The thread has moved on a bit, but Endie is a Cool Guy and Good Poster, and I like him, but I have a hard time reading what he writes because he is part of The Enemy. It is a silly kneejerk emotional response that makes no sense, but I can't help it.

I would still buy him a drink and thank him for being part of what made the Imperium fun though.

endie is good and cool

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

SperginMcBadposter posted:

Plot twist: it's probably delta echo or screamingidiot seeking attention again.

I might get in on it if something witty comes to mind but otherwise I'm tapped out playing my own reg games

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
They arent seriously trying to b-r 2.0 with the vfk timer are they?

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Eonwe posted:

endie is good and cool
ive seen another 2 changes

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Eonwe posted:

endie is good and cool

How do you have another one?

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
:toxx:

check check does this still work or

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Glumslinger posted:

How do you have another one?

People really don't like him.

General_Disturbed
Apr 7, 2005

Ride the 8=====D

Cygni posted:

after BoB camped us out of Syndicate and we pulled the VCBee thing for a few days, we moved in with Red Alliance in the south as Remedial (i think it was still him?) promised us sweet rats and phat lewtss brah. the rats sorta sucked, but we also got our first real taste of true nullsec and conquerable stations and such. also the first wars that we actually fuckin' won, but LV and -V- were really terrible.

i dont think the drone regions actually existed yet though? at least not at the start? i dunno.

I don't remember where we ended up, because I've never been good with SOV Maps. But I remember an all-night convoy when we finally left Syndicate For Good* that ended up with all of goonfleet in a station, getting out of our ships we'd come down in, and piling into rookie ships. That night ended with all of us jumping through a gate into an enemy fleet (Back when you jumped through a gate, never loaded grid, and died) as cannon fodder while russian Sniper BS landed at range on the enemy fleet on the gate and took advantage of the confusion to shoot them to poo poo. That was back in the day when the Bee role gave you access to everything, and so somebody took an entire stack of ships instead of 1, and Mittani was screaming at them to put the loving ships back or else. I had a map at one time with "Secret Red Base" or something like that on it when we lived with the russians after that. But it's been so long ago I don't remember exactly where we were either.

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.

The Glumslinger posted:

How do you have another one?

This is like watching a meltdown in avatar form.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

frozenpussy posted:

:toxx:

check check does this still work or

The mods have abandoned us. :smith:

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Venom Snake posted:

freed of our sov space we could embrace querns jihad and become a wormhole alliance that just evicts and blows up other wormhole alliances

We could live in K3J and hotdrop the VFK beacon :sun:

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
A wormhole alliance dedicated to doing nothing but evicting other entities would be absolutely amazing but the mechanics of faction large towers and hole mass means it's basically impossible.

Siets
Sep 19, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

abigserve posted:

A wormhole alliance dedicated to doing nothing but evicting other entities would be absolutely amazing but the mechanics of faction large towers and hole mass means it's basically impossible.

But the mechanics of citadels will make it very easy.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
Man I've completely burnt myself out on solo pvp in EVE since January. I need a good war to rejuvenate myself.

brodoyouevengif posted:

Will a ritual in the pentagoon be enough to conjure Mister Vee to come back?

It has to be done IRL, with the summoner hanging an anime bodypillow outside his bedroom window for an entire, cloudless day. Afterwards the bodypillow must be taken to a candlelight dinner and hosed. Only then will Vee return to us.

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Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

crew posted:

We could live in K3J and hotdrop the VFK beacon :sun:

no range :rip:

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