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awyeahz: Aug 21, 2005; ~*~BeDtImE~4~B0NZ0~*~

Zikan posted:

herman cain's 9 9 9 tax plan

# ? Aug 29, 2017 22:50

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# ? May 24, 2024 07:35

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Aug 30, 2017 01:35

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

# ? Aug 30, 2017 21:03

Junkiebev: Jan 18, 2002; Feel the progress.

The tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, volvo-driving, New York Times-reading, body-piercing, Hollywood-loving left-wing freak show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4-vEwD_7Hk

# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:27

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

Obama wanting non poo poo mustard on his burger.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 00:30

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Junkiebev posted:

The tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, volvo-driving, New York Times-reading, body-piercing, Hollywood-loving left-wing freak show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4-vEwD_7Hk

I'm convinced he had John Ringo write this TV spot for him

# ? Aug 31, 2017 10:33

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

GalacticAcid posted:

It got real hosed up when women linked up their brains and became Skynet.

A few men lead the resistance from their "Man Cave"

# ? Aug 31, 2017 11:00

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

GalacticAcid posted:

you wouldnt download a woman

# ? Aug 31, 2017 11:03

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chick looks like the villain from a pseudo-feminist reboot of The Fifth Element

# ? Aug 31, 2017 12:24

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

GalacticAcid posted:

i'm not sure i'm ready for this particular Tilda Swinton vehicle

# ? Aug 31, 2017 13:26

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

David Cameron becoming the first person in history who could truthfully say that being outed as a pig fucker was not the worst thing to ever happened to him

# ? Aug 31, 2017 15:06

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

tony blair cucked rupert murdoch

# ? Aug 31, 2017 15:51

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Gum posted:

David Cameron becoming the first person in history who could truthfully say that being outed as a pig fucker was not the worst thing to ever happened to him

just wait til you find out that all of black mirror is real

# ? Aug 31, 2017 15:54

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the libertarian primary debate when a candidate advocated for the legality of child pornography

the other libertarian primary debate when a candidate came up on stage in a speedo

# ? Aug 31, 2017 17:32

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

Clarence Thomas went seven years without speaking during arguments.

# ? Aug 31, 2017 21:00

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

alexander hamilton lost a duel because he was a pussy

# ? Aug 31, 2017 21:02

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the libertarian primary debate when a candidate advocated for the legality of child pornography

the other libertarian primary debate when a candidate came up on stage in a speedo

one of the debate candidates was a doctor who a few weeks later was found dead in a hotel room

# ? Aug 31, 2017 21:09

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

logikv9 posted:

one of the debate candidates was a doctor who a few weeks later was found dead in a hotel room

drug overdose or just a tragic jackin' accident?

# ? Aug 31, 2017 21:10

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

maskenfreiheit posted:

drug overdose or just a tragic jackin' accident?

I don't fully remember but I think he was with a hooker and drugs were involved

# ? Aug 31, 2017 21:13

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

Willa Rogers posted:

I'm an old so my mind is filled with useless politcal-family trivia:

* kitty dukakis drank rubbing alcohol to get drunk when mike was running for president

* tricia nixon went to college with grace slick, and when tricia had a college reunion at the white house grace asked abbie hoffman to be her date and they planned to spike the punchbowl with lsd

(speaking of abbie, he once testified before congress after plastic surgery and under a pseudonym while he was a federal fugitive)

* jfk jr. once rented a video titled "bodacious tatas"

* his cousins, in spite of various crimes they've committed whilst under the influence of drugs + alcohol, now front anti-weed groups

* betty ford found a cancerous lump through self-examination which in turn led to vice lady happy rockefeller finding a cancerous lump through self-examination

* nancy reagan insisted that ronnie run any major initiatives thru the family astrologer before announcing them

politics is cool

# ? Aug 31, 2017 21:15

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the libertarian primary debate when a candidate advocated for the legality of child pornography

the other libertarian primary debate when a candidate came up on stage in a speedo

John McAfee ran for president after fleeing belize for murdering someone and making a drug factory to get high off

# ? Aug 31, 2017 21:22

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Jose posted:

John McAfee ran for president after fleeing belize for murdering someone and making a drug factory to get high off

there was a long-running yospos thread about it titled John McAfee Does Meth, Stabs Neighbor, Evades Police

# ? Aug 31, 2017 21:29

Tercio: Jan 30, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlNQ5gZVytk

# ? Aug 31, 2017 23:07

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

Tercio posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlNQ5gZVytk

ahahahahha oh my god I forgot about SkoalRebel

# ? Aug 31, 2017 23:10

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

there was a long-running yospos thread about it titled John McAfee Does Meth, Stabs Neighbor, Evades Police

he got really angry i wouldn't go to a strip club with him at defcon (post murder)

# ? Aug 31, 2017 23:12

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

hahahahaha

# ? Aug 31, 2017 23:17

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

They decided to do a Brexit vote and then it went through lmao

# ? Sep 1, 2017 02:49

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Larry Parrish posted:

Chick looks like the villain from a pseudo-feminist reboot of The Fifth Element

I was thinking The Hunger Games.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 03:20

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

maskenfreiheit posted:

he got really angry i wouldn't go to a strip club with him at defcon (post murder)

You missed out on a chance to have a crazy story

# ? Sep 1, 2017 03:23

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

Theresa May went from the most popular prime minister in British history to the least in the span of a couple of months

# ? Sep 1, 2017 03:58

Johnny Five-Jaces: Jan 21, 2009

logikv9 posted:

I don't fully remember but I think he was with a hooker and drugs were involved

this sparked something:

bitch set me up

# ? Sep 1, 2017 04:01

Cobweb Heart: Mar 31, 2010; I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

The antigay Republican member of the Florida House of Representatives was arrested in 2007 after offering to pay an undercover cop $20 for a blowie in a park bathroom. Allen maintained his innocence, insisting that he thought the undercover officer was trying to rob him, and that he only offered to pay to perform the sex act on him because he felt �intimidated� by his large muscles.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 05:42