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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




The Muppets On PCP posted:

otoh you can get this for 3 hunnit



I like this a lot, but I have terrible taste.

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

well why not posted:

I like this a lot, but I have terrible taste.

Stupid stuff is :cool:

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

well why not posted:

I like this a lot, but I have terrible taste.

it totally rules

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


The Muppets On PCP posted:

otoh you can get this for 3 hunnit



Ah, the mythical Starburst coloring

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

The Muppets On PCP posted:

otoh you can get this for 3 hunnit




http://www.ihop.com/menus/main-menu/beverages/ihop-splashers

(I like it too, though.)

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


plerocercoid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY

Some coworkers today were arguing over what the worst song in the world is, and it reminded me of this.

what the gently caress

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

The Muppets On PCP posted:

otoh you can get this for 3 hunnit



I unironically love this, drop in some SD humbuckers to complete the experience and done

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

The Muppets On PCP posted:

otoh you can get this for 3 hunnit



The only offensive thing here is the abalone inlays. I see no other problems.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

dex_sda posted:

what the gently caress

You've obviously never been to the rural South.
I'm surprised they didn't pan over to the amateur "pro-wrestling" ring probably on the other side of the room where two dudes were undoubtedly doing suplexes on each other in a big chicken wire cage.

Here, have one of their fantastic interviews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3hVEy8Y8dg

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May 27, 2004



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kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

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Ok, this cracked me up.

I went searching Ali Express just to see if there was a pink LP with Floyd Rose there, and stumbled across this.

Notice the pixel blur.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fac...2790017907.html

Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
I've never browsed the guitars on Ali before, but this, which I can only describe as a morbidly obese guitar, is the first one that caught my eye.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




the sooner guitarists admit that they're playing bass or perhaps harp, the sooner we can all move on

Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.

Bill Posters posted:

The only offensive thing here is the abalone inlays. I see no other problems.

Well, we can fix that. How about covering them with fake inlay stickers of, I don't know, maybe a dog taking a poo poo.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Dog-Squat-...Z0AAOSwmo5Z1EDQ

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

kjetting posted:

Ok, this cracked me up.

I went searching Ali Express just to see if there was a pink LP with Floyd Rose there, and stumbled across this.

Notice the pixel blur.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fac...2790017907.html

Usually they artfully angle the shots so you can't see the bootleg logo they've added; I guess that one wasn't possible. I was almost disappointed when my Chibson arrived and didn't have a comically fake logo on it.

Also spotted this guitar:

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May 27, 2004



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David Gilmour was such a Chad. :allears:

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Shugojin posted:

Ah, the mythical Starburst coloring

I'm not even kidding but I seriously want some pink Starburst after seeing that guitar.

Also I have an Agile Fretless and it owns (I also got it signed by Immortal before Abbath split ways) but it's heavy as gently caress and I don't believe they weight relief their instruments because it's heavy as all loving poo poo. It might as well be made of cast iron. Speaking of which, Schecter just released their Abbath signature and I guess it kinda fits in here because the barbs on the tails are the worst but I kinda want it because Abbath rightfully owns:

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
Output jack *and* strap button inside the V. That is a cursed object.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008




god loving drat it shields how many times are you going to put this record out

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



I was okay with it until I saw the price.

http://www.guitarriot.com/store/fender-custom-shop-limited-edition-heavy-relic-60s-h-s-tele-aged-shell-pink-over-blue-flower/dp/472

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

I like how they've gone so hard on the relic job for the finish but the hardware is 100% pristine.

I love shell pink though.

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May 27, 2004



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Bud light guitar "autographed" by the members of Puddle of Mudd:

https://wichitafalls.craigslist.org/msg/d/signed-guitar/6357344239.html

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
i wonder which tgi fridays that was taken from

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

The Muppets On PCP posted:

otoh you can get this for 3 hunnit



yeah this makes me super happy and I dont know why

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

massive spider posted:

yeah this makes me super happy and I dont know why

the best part is they didn't half-rear end it either

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




I'm wild about that guitar, I bet everything that comes out of it sounds like MGMT covering Jimmy Buffet.

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May 27, 2004



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It makes me think of covering the music from Outrun.

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May 27, 2004



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http://www.musicradar.com/news/joe-bonamassa-using-pedals-that-make-you-sound-like-everything-but-your-guitar-is-fking-lazy

I don't think Joe Bonamassa knows how pedals actually work.

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T-T-Triple Post!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROkAdC8ARKo

This sounds like one of those "shreds" videos to me without any editing at all.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

This is the most "back in my day," narrow-minded thing I've read in a while.
The guitar is a device meant for creative expression. You can make it sound like literally anything you want, and that's valid, as long as it helps you express what you intend to express. If the best way to get across your intention is to put the goddamn thing in an oven and record the sound of wood burning and strings popping, that's valid. Expensive, but still valid.

Guys like Joe think of the guitar as a puzzle that can only be solved through the playing of Hendrix riffs.


vvv edit: gently caress Henry Kaiser though.

GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Nov 3, 2017

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

This sounds like one of those "shreds" videos to me without any editing at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdREByTrcGs

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May 27, 2004



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DO NOT BESMIRCH MY SENPAI HENRY!!!

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

DO NOT BESMIRCH MY SENPAI HENRY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NnNpx0R7hQ

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

GreatGreen posted:

This is the most "back in my day," narrow-minded thing I've read in a while.
The guitar is a device meant for creative expression. You can make it sound like literally anything you want, and that's valid, as long as it helps you express what you intend to express. If the best way to get across your intention is to put the goddamn thing in an oven and record the sound of wood burning and strings popping, that's valid. Expensive, but still valid.

Guys like Joe think of the guitar as a puzzle that can only be solved through the playing of Hendrix riffs.

I'm sorry, but if you play the guitar and sounds I don't care for come out of it, you are Doing It Wrong. :colbert:

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hahahahahahaha dude I unironically enjoy this.

edit: Also, the bass player Andy West is lookin' GOOOOOOD.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_West

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

hahahahahahaha dude I unironically enjoy this.

me too that's why i posted it

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

T-T-Triple Post!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROkAdC8ARKo

This sounds like one of those "shreds" videos to me without any editing at all.



What the loving gently caress? Are these guys just trolling? That's just terrible in every conceivable way. Terrible technique, tone, rhythm, everything! Are these guitarists that get paid to show off their playing?

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

T-T-Triple Post!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROkAdC8ARKo

This sounds like one of those "shreds" videos to me without any editing at all.

uhhhhh this owns tho

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

kjetting posted:

What the loving gently caress? Are these guys just trolling? That's just terrible in every conceivable way. Terrible technique, tone, rhythm, everything! Are these guitarists that get paid to show off their playing?

I am convinced their fans are either complete idiots who have never touched an instrument in their lives or actually heard any other music, or arty pretentious types who like to read too deep into shallow, meaningless things and "interpret" lofty concepts that aren't there as some weird masturbatory mental exercise.

Also, you know, ironic hipsters. But they weren't around when these guys got popular so...

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^^^^ I don't think I'm any of those things but Henry Kaiser's "touched" nature and complete earnestness and willingness to look foolish in order to try ridiculous things appeals to me on some levels. I'm not going to say I purposely listen to him but when he comes up in a youtube video I always giggle and am glad people are willing to be benevolently r-worded.

Kilometers Davis posted:

uhhhhh this owns tho

Yea, I know. I'm from low circumstances.

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Nov 3, 2017

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