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Incelgent, licensed to kill.
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Crime, because everybody loves those Yakuza games so much despite the fact they are Not Good.
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Dec 15, 2018 02:20
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This guy is gonna suck at crime. Everyone has these yakuza visions but look at this guy. He's gonna try to rob a convince store with a knife, probably get his rear end kicked, end up on probation and have to (gasp!) stay at home under house arrest, making him a mandatory shut-in. I'm callin' it now.
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Dec 15, 2018 02:24
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I don't think our hero is going to become a yakuza. He's probably going to do something really stupid and pathetic.
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Dec 15, 2018 02:24
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Devils Affricate posted:I don't think our hero is going to become a yakuza. He's probably going to do something really stupid and pathetic. So he's just going to play a Yakuza game instead?
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Dec 15, 2018 02:26
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So, before we kick off the second phase of Tohru's adventure, let's take a peek at one alternate reality, where he decides to stay a NEET. THE END Stay tuned for the real "canon" timeline to progress... into EVIL!
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Dec 15, 2018 02:36
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still gaming on a CRT. the poor bastard.
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Dec 15, 2018 03:40
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:still gaming on a CRT. the poor bastard. CRTs don't have bases like that, it's just a poorly drawn flat panel. Also CRTs make really excellent displays for a lot of reasons, they're just big and heavy so they fell out of use when flat panels came out. The picture quality of a good CRT destroys most other things that aren't OLED 
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Dec 15, 2018 04:31
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON just got TOLD. loving SCHOOLED about CRTs, son
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Dec 15, 2018 16:44
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well in that case what’s he so worried about?
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Dec 15, 2018 18:06
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Time to begin the DAILY LIFE OF A CERTAIN CRIMINAL
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Dec 15, 2018 23:24
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Can't wait to see him gently caress it up  Out of curiosity, once life of crime plays out, will you go back and show us the road not taken? Or at least a summary of the part time job timeline? This thread is great.
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Dec 15, 2018 23:32
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hello yakuza? can i get a job waxing and buffing your ludicrous cars?
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Dec 15, 2018 23:39
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LadyPictureShow posted:Out of curiosity, once life of crime plays out, will you go back and show us the road not taken? Yep, whenever we eventually reach an ending (or catch up to a currently updating story branch) I plan to let you guys choose where to reverse time to. But that's stuff for a looong ways away. We've got a lot of ground to cover here first.
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Dec 15, 2018 23:55
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He could of been a porn star.
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Dec 16, 2018 00:17
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Anyway since the guy doesn't know anyone he should just walk up to random people and ask how to do crimes.
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Dec 16, 2018 00:18
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drilldo squirt posted:He could of been a porn star. He'd of been too lazy to gently caress.
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Dec 16, 2018 01:02
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google "how to burgle house beginner"
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Dec 16, 2018 02:33
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Bookmarked. Someone should gif this for an avatar:
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Dec 16, 2018 03:50
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this is pretty great so far. thanks for doing this op
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Dec 16, 2018 03:50
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onsetOutsider posted:So, before we kick off the second phase of Tohru's adventure, let's take a peek at one alternate reality, where he decides to stay a NEET. This ending is cool and good. This is Japan's canon ending IRL as well.
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Dec 16, 2018 03:52
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CloFan posted:Bookmarked. Someone should gif this for an avatar: lol at the guy so desperate for recognition that he will pretend that the sun isn't blinding when you go out under it's awful rays
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Dec 16, 2018 04:04
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I'm not caught up with the thread yet but I"m enjoying this so thanks for translating OP. I think everyone has an infuriating NEET in their lives, even if it's actually themselves.
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Dec 16, 2018 04:57
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It's gonna end like this, isn't it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kgbtRy2LV8
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Dec 16, 2018 06:09
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 I'm so excited for this path you guys.
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Dec 16, 2018 07:42
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Dec 16, 2018 07:59
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does this rube think cash is gonna pop out of his victims like a video game
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Dec 16, 2018 07:59
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this guy is such a piece of poo poo.... I can't stop reading....
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Dec 16, 2018 08:00
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:does this rube think cash is gonna pop out of his victims like a video game Apparently that's not what he's after anymore
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Dec 16, 2018 08:05
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We already saw the ending where he lives as a NEET forever, he doesn't really need money.
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Dec 16, 2018 08:05
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NEET's mom investing in her son's future career...in MURDER!
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Dec 16, 2018 08:36
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OK I've gotten as far as the drama of the soy sauce, truly dark times for our hero. But I have to go to work now because alas I'm a slave to the system and not nearly as cool as this guy.
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Dec 16, 2018 14:44
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Actually this is all pretty relatable for me because growing up I hung out a lot with this girl whose stepfather was kind of a family friend, and she just never grew up. She had a touch of the rear end burger to be fair but it was incredible this life of total luxury and leisure she lived with her chihuahuas in the sweet garage apartment they built her that she 100% took for granted and felt entitled to. I finally had to sever because of how ungrateful and disrespectful she always was when talking about her mom, like the most trivial inconveniences or oversights would be something she'd dwell on for weeks as if anyone was required to be doing poo poo for her at 32 anyhow.
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Dec 16, 2018 15:01
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drat I was expecting bottom-tier drug dealing or something. Shoplifting maybe. Instead this dude's gonna do the Japanese equivalent of trying to take down Jodie Foster.
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Dec 16, 2018 16:21
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Also I'm voting 5 and I think this thread should be stickied, it's fun.
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Dec 16, 2018 16:22
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I thought I was voting for petty crime or a fat payday, not some grand shot at infamy. Not regretting my vote, just surprised
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Dec 16, 2018 16:26
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Dec 16, 2018 16:30
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I think this guy might be an rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 16, 2018 16:48
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If this is his idea of C R I M E T I M E, I wanna see his idea of a job.
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Well that was a dramatic shift. But I'm sure he'll want to do lots of internet research first and practice in a video game and get distracted for the next ten years.
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