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>chill out and have a beer in your backyard
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Rarity posted:Who the gently caress doesn't know how to spell duvet? Most people I know.
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Strategic Sage posted:Most people I know. how do they spell it then?
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Rarity posted:
Not finding sand is a very good thing, honestly. Not so much hilarious, but if you have a spare hour or so, you can play an adventure game and find out the reference.
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Oh man we failed rule 1 We went out the house via the window without washing our hands
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BioEnchanted posted:> Try an old game from your childhood on an emulator of your choice. You crack open an emulator for the first console you owned, the SNES, and download one of the classics from the collection of your youth  Hadouken! Hadouken! Shoryuken! JosephWongKS posted:Sob uncontrollably. Your run through the game goes well right up until you get blasted by Sagat's Tiger Uppercut. The quarantine, the defeat, it's all too much for you. You drop your head in your hands and weep.  That cheap rear end in a top hat. Z the IVth posted:> Evert Pikachu. You google the word evert to figure out what it means and having done so turn Pikachu inside out.  He's going to sleep in his Pokeball! Say good night, Pikachu! "Pika pika" he says. You have no idea if that means good night. Qwezz posted:Check desk for notes  There are no notes on the desk. Qwezz posted:Check most recent messages on phone Check your voicemail? In 2020? Are you loving joking? Qwezz posted:Read note stuck on door You have already read the note and it has not changed Qwezz posted:Considering the thread title. Are we in a relationship? do we expect our significant other to come over and enter our safespace possibly bringing in the virus as well?  ...Uh oh. Qwezz posted:If more than 1  There we go, secure as houses!
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Wear a tie to better represent the Exalted One whilst you are in isolation.
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Natural 20 posted:Wear a tie to better represent the Exalted One whilst you are in isolation. In that vein Join the Dark Order
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Rarity posted:Your run through the game goes well right up until you get blasted by Sagat's Tiger Uppercut. The quarantine, the defeat, it's all too much for you. You drop your head in your hands and weep. 
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>Consider replacing the white toothbrush, it looks well past its best
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Well that's a BAD END if I ever saw one. I wonder how many there are.
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:Go out the bedroom door and see if there's a kitchen or something out there with some real food. A solid plan! To the left...  And to the right...  Hmmmmmmm Ignatius M. Meen posted:For that matter, remember where the mailbox is and go check your by now overflowing mail box. The mail certainly goes somewhere but you have been hit by a sudden bout of temporary amnesia and can't remember where it is Rockopolis posted:Excellent start! Do more tomorrow.  You drop to the ground and pop off another set of crunches. You probably should have chosen a more comfy outfit. Elfface posted:I can't quite read that shirt. "Meet me... ights... Go out"? Might be a clue to a hidden easter egg in the game, possibly unlocking Luigi.  Ooh, a hidden clue, perhaps! Bellmaker posted:>turn off lights Great idea! Just one problem, it's broad daylight. This next update will have to wait for this evening...
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Well that's a BAD END if I ever saw one. I wonder how many there are. Hmmm... Die of Corona
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Weep for our noble leader Dominic Cummings, who is now down with the sickness. Or cackle and feast on chocolate. Whichever seems more appropriate. Dom Cummies has the virus! What news! But wait, if he has COVID19 then there's a chance he might... he might...  ...survive it! You break down in tears at the mere thought of it! 90s Cringe Rock posted:Clean mirror. It was worse than the windows!  You take the window spray and sponge to your mirror and rub away the stains. Boy, this thread is sure helping with your spring cleaning! Neddy Seagoon posted:Also;  You give your reflection the once over in your freshly cleaned mirror before flashing it the stinkeye. It knows what it did! simplefish posted:> unequip hammer You painstakingly go through all these steps, mixing together a rather bright scarlet with a more tempered ochre that coincdentally results in a colour exactly the same shade you already had on  Well, that's it for this update. Thanks for sticking with the thread everyone. Remember, stay safe and wash your hands! ... ... Oh wait, yes. It's night time now so we can check for hidden messages. You flip the light switch off and turn around.  !!!
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Well, what are you waiting for >close portal. So the virus is basically like the Pain is from pacific rim, except really small and way more common. They even attack in waves.how could we have been so blind. Anyway, >do a handstand.
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> start work on that novel you've always wanted to write
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Go in all the doors in that hallway, and go into any doors beyond them. Also, hmm... portal must be closed? Well doors are a kind of portal aren't they? Close the bathroom door, then go looking through your house for the door that's still open and shut it along with all the doors you had to open to find it, then see if the message changes any later.
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Well this seems like an easy puzzle to solve; >Put down lid on the toiletseat. Place Pikachu atop it as the perpetual guardian of the Portal-Potty.
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Just a small update here cause this ended up taking ages!90s Cringe Rock posted:ooh.  On your seemingly neverending quest to clean up your room the hammer is the next item to hit your radar. You give it a strong scrub down but it doesn't seem to shift the dirt. Hmm, you think you have a solution. 90s Cringe Rock posted:use nail varnish to decorate hammer in honour of hamster  Grabbing some appropriate nail polish you get to work.  It's like you'd never know the difference!
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Niric posted:Priorities people! Of course! What else is there to do during lockdown but some DIY! You pull the clothes out of the drawer and get to work. This shouldn't be too difficult. After all it was you who put it together in the first place!  Well, you gotta break things down to build them up.  The screw on the backbar is in place. Now you just gotta squeeze the cardboard in and... uh oh.  Oops  Maybe nobody will notice?
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cant cook creole bream posted:Doing these things is hard while being under a bed.  You slide as much of your body as you can under the bed. As expected this makes sorting out your drawers incredibly difficult. Good thing you already did it then! thehoodie posted:>remember that hobby you started but never mastered because the grind of capitalism wore you down What better time than lockdown to get back into yoga? Everyone's doing it!  You manage to pull off a solid tree pose for all of 3 seconds before your legs collapse. 90s Cringe Rock posted:flip bed onto side and construct fortifications With a flinch of terror you remember that they're coming. Them. The infected. Yoga won't do you any good when they come for the One True Toilet Roll. You look around you and hastily get to work.  With a considerable amount of effort you build your own pillow fort. They'll never take you alive! Slaan posted:>Knight Pikachu as your top general  You charge your trusted sidekick Pikachu with command of the barricades. "Pikachu!" Pikachu says. You know he will not let you down.  With your boundaries secure, you hole up in the fort and settle in for the long-term.
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Dance to Bust A Move.
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Junpei posted:Dance to Bust A Move. The video game, that is
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