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netch-a-sketch posted:I'd like to summon something from the void please. Just so long as it consents to being summoned and is nice to me and my cat. Don't worry, all monsters are voluntarily summoned. Random numbers are dialed but it's their choice to pick up and visit. You have summoned XARMKAR from the VOID OF GLOOM! Xarmkar is a rather large severed head that can launch its eyes and tongue, both of which can blaze with immense destructive energy, enough to decimate city blocks in minutes. Thankfully it has a rather specific mission to destroy the rich and powerful, of which neither you nor your cat are a part of. It's probably going after Amazon though.
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Smik posted:SUMMON FROM: Let's see what this gets me.
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The crysovore is a feared predator from beyond the Door of Horror but here in our world it is a symbiotic entity, even if it is a bit creepy. Crysovores consume nightmare energies and nightmare associated animals, acting as ambush predators similar to spiders. They lie in wait around various crossroad portals from the Door of Horror, and when entities attempt to travel through them, they may get tangled by the crysovore’s web system while ethereal or simply snatched by its single, powerful claw-like limb. In our world the crysovores usually seek out a troubled host and camp over their bed, devouring various negative energies. While crysovores can’t (and won’t) help with the day-to-day struggles of their host they always ensure they will get a peaceful night’s sleep as they prey upon the host’s nightmares, fears, and household insects. Should a hostile intruder break into the host’s bedroom they are capable of eating the parts they can fit into their maw, which counts as a negative-energy associated creature. As a benign entity, crysovore are in extremely high demand and sadly it is difficult to obtain one’s service as most operate within commercial contracts. Should one be fortunate to befriend a wild crysovore they needn’t worry about it being taken from them; attempting to treat a crysovore as property will cause it to demonstrate that its single limb is strong enough to tear one’s face off. Type: Horror Strong vs: Cute Anger Weak vs: Horny Stupid https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/8-crysovore/2021/11/28/
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Swedish Thaumocracy posted:Hmm let's try this again... You have summoned LADY POMM from the Void of Gloom! She wants to become a famous Cute Streaming Princess and eventually get her own web series. Tendrils of some sort of unknown, waving black ichor stretch from both neck holes, waving and searching the air for something; she hopes this won't be an issue. They stain fabric if they touch it for too long, but the stains can be easily removed with any standard detergent with unicorn's hoof. If you don't have any she's brought her own. Also she's only got a half-set of legs and floats around everywhere. Ultimately she'd love to compete with Hello Kitty but is realistically understands that's kind of a stretch. Aside from being a decapitated still-living creature that is aberrant to nature, Lady Pomm's other problem is that any game she plays tends to get corrupted and glitch out in creepy ways. The bigger issue is sometimes this corruption sets off anti-cheat software. The bigger, bigger issue is sometimes it corrupts the anti-cheat software and she corrupts any connected copies of said game. Again, she hopes none of this is a problem and really wants to become at least Internet famous with your help.
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Horny “demons” from the Dimension of Horniness begin life as young, sexless imps. These imps spend their formative years observing others for inspiration that will eventually dictate their form that they shall achieve after their chrysalis into adulthood. The grymhorre is an end result for imps who tend towards the submissive and never quite grow out of their love of data collection. As adults, they have small slender bodies, with wings and tails that seem to be themed towards aquatic life — spongey and absorbant. Grymhorres each have their own personal book of sexuality, and while grymhorres are universally submissive they each have their own particular theme of erotica. This can include traditionally dominant areas such as sadism, but in situations where the focused role is more dominant the grymhorre will tend towards being a “switch”. The “book” is part of the grymhorre and is never far from them, constantly dripping with individual viscous substances. Type: Horny/Gloom Strong Vs: Chaos Horny Weak Vs: Anger Gloom https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/9-grymhorre/2021/12/01/
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trunkh posted:Earth!, Fire!, Wind!, Water!, Heart! Maybe if you were five multinational kids that'd summon Captain Planet but when it comes to monster summoning you're asking for a crap shoot. Speaking of, you have summoned GICHARD GICH from the Realm of Anger! Gichard wants one thing: the most powerful form of money. Gichard's problem -- besides being squarish and wearing hot pants (my God, why is he wearing hot pants?) -- is that he has no idea what qualifies as the most powerful money. Gold? Crypto? Loot boxes? Porn? So he's going to have you more or less act like a pokémon trainer and direct him in his quest to obtain the most powerful money. This has amazing potential to go horribly wrong: Good luck!
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serefin99 posted:Let's see what this gets me. You have summoned YEWN from the Plane of Cuteness! Yewn is there to expand her collection of sexy versions of fast food mascots using her FFSI-2300, which when fired at media transforms ordinary fast-food mascots into sexy versions. Yewn quite frankly has a terrible fetish and can be really cringey to talk to, and her own personal set of McDonald Land could be rated anywhere from 'laughable' to 'highly disturbing'.
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The denizens of the Chaos Zone tend to lack both rhyme and reason, often in a way that mimics the most ridiculous elements of our own world. Cyats are not all morbidly obese cyclops rats stuffed into a hover skirt; there are a minority of cyrats who are regular fat in a hover skirt, and an even smaller minority of cyrats who are of a healthy weight and actually use their limbs. The problem with cyrat culture is that they are remarkably psi-gifted but also prone to being drawn to meaningless trivia and creating elaborate fan-bases around said trivia. This has lead to the development of various technology that allows them to take care of physical needs and with it an atrophy of the body. Rather than simply dying of an obesity-related disease however, cyrat technology allows them to continually replace their strained organs with various implants. They would possibly be one of the most dangerous factions within the Chaos Zone if only they could get their poo poo together and stop endlessly discussing the latest fictional developments and getting into small, non-physical wars over them. Type: Chaos Strong Vs: Gloom Horror Weak Vs: Anger Chaos https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/10-cyat/2021/12/02/
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Smik posted:You have summoned YEWN from the Plane of Cuteness! Yewn is there to expand her collection of sexy versions of fast food mascots using her FFSI-2300, which when fired at media transforms ordinary fast-food mascots into sexy versions. Yewn quite frankly has a terrible fetish and can be really cringey to talk to, and her own personal set of McDonald Land could be rated anywhere from 'laughable' to 'highly disturbing'. Better than I could have imagined. 
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Empamoms are small creatures ranging from 30 cm to 45 cm long (1-1.5 feet) from the Void of Gloom. They reside within shells made of gold and cut precious gems of enormous size. Empamoms have the ability to consume confidence and ego, converting them into gold and precious minerals which they use to increase the size of their shell. The process leaves the source apathetic and depressed due to the loss of their self-worth. The process to create significant material requires a proportionate amount of confidence and ego, meaning that most empamoms seek out individuals of exceptional power and influence to drain. The loss of self-image often leads to serious mistakes or simple indifference to what they have, and often the individuals used as a source of ego wind up losing considerable power. This is no issue to the empamom which simple seeks out whoever fills the vacuum left. Corporations generally avoid empamoms; while their nature can be used to sabotage competitors the threat they pose means they’re not considered a feasible risk. Type: Gloom Strong Vs: Horny Stupid Weak Vs: Cute Anger https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/11-empamom/2021/12/03/
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Smik posted:Maybe if you were five multinational kids that'd summon Captain Planet but when it comes to monster summoning you're asking for a crap shoot. Speaking of, you have summoned GICHARD GICH from the Realm of Anger! Gichard wants one thing: the most powerful form of money. We can be angrily confused by economic systems together on our adventure.
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Pain-eaters are a common creature across all the planes. The chaos zone pain-eater is an adaptable creature the size of a beach ball that floats about a meter off the ground and absorbs any type of pain available (physical, emotional or psychological) from the surrounding creatures, resorting to biting if hungry and there are no creatures suffering in its vicinity. When called from the chaos zone, pain-eaters will bind themselves to the summoner, biting them to inflict pain if they have none. Chaos zone pain-eaters have no chemical digestive system; the mouth is strictly used for biting and locomotion, where air is taken in through the nose and expelled through the mouth to propel their bodies which remain floating even if the pain-eater dies. Prepared pain-eaters are fully edible with a tangy, chewy flesh tasting beef jerky with notes of sweet and tartness. Type: Chaos Strong vs: Gloom Horror Weak vs: Anger Chaos https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/12-chaos-zone-pain-eater/2021/12/05/ Smik fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Dec 5, 2021 |
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I am an alchemist, so I need a monster buddy to do
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The Alchemist posted:I am an alchemist, so I need a monster buddy to do You have summoned SWING from the Plane of Cuteness! Creatures from the Plane of Cuteness are known for their immunity to the powers of gloom and anger but weak against horror and horniness. Their natural weakness to horniness means that being altered (some might say 'corrupted') by planar proximity to the Dimension of Horniness is not uncommon and Swing, a Cute Plane gremlin is one of those examples. She has answered your summons because she knows of earthly sex symbols and she idolizes them. She'll totally do She's very enthusiastic but oddly vague about who she wants to meet and you suspect that whatever Internet connection she's got a hold of is censored in some way.
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Boonsirs are an ungendered species from the Void of Gloom, from the Bonsoir region. Physically they live in small pockets spread across the Gloom, but mentally they are all interconnected through the Third Eye Network and this has resulted in their being monocultural. While most creatures of the Void of Gloom are vulnerable to rage-based attacks, Boonsirs have specialized in aggressive analysis that is used to break down rage into its component parts. The spent rage results in a neutralized despair-aligned energy which can be consumed in a variety of applications to the point where spent rage is actually the Boonsir’s primary form of currency. A by-product of spent rage are analysis papers. On an individual basis boonsirs will specialize in either the collection of spent rage or processing it into more useful forms, but all boonsir have at least some idea of how to breakdown rage and the application of its neutralized components. Neutralized rage is useful to other creatures of the Void of Gloom and boonsirs enjoy a thriving trade with their fellow denziens. Boonsirs require very little physical sustenance, but what they do eat needs to be extremely spicy and hot for nutrients; this seems to be connected to their ability to break down rage. Boonsirs do not reproduce sexually but instead will construct a new adult boonsir using spare parts and the only reason why they are visually recognizable as a single species is because they tend to use each other as a base. Type: Gloom/Horror Strong vs: None Weak vs: None https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/13-boonsir/2021/12/07/
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 Do you mind if I make her my avatar, so I'll always have a hot babe by my side on my shitposting adventures?
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The Alchemist posted:
Sure, go ahead.
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The Dimension of Horniness does have an analog to humanity, the species known as the horman. Hormans are more or less human, just considerably hornier to the point where some would be diagnosed with a sexual addiction. In terms of population, hormans are a distant 3rd in terms of being the most common denizen of the Dimension of Horniness are of the sultrapis genus (hormans are of the horma genus) which consists of horned humanoids. The 2nd most popular are of the yifaltripis genus. The distinctive trait of the horman is its digestive system, a direct analog of the human version. In comparison, both the sultrapis and yifaltripis genus have psyche based digestive systems. Hormans are generally considered the dimension of horniness’ “prey” species, having little to no psychic defences and instead relying on physical tools. Only the most powerful hormans can be summoned to our world; only the most powerful hormans have access to the tech required to answer a summons. Type: Horny Strong Vs: Chaos Cute Weak Vs: Stupid Gloom https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/14-horman/2021/12/08/
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The dreadhodge is an uncommon creature from the Door of Horror, although populous enough that their existence is common knowledge within the Door. Most dreadhodges have the unfortunate combination of being nearsighted and being able to move extremely fast. The result is they tend to crash into things at high speeds with frequency that explains why they are an ‘uncommon’ creature to encounter and possibly why they reproduce so rapidly. Dreadhodges are able to mitigate damage through the use of blood which they absorb through the prickly spines that cover their head and backs. This blood is utilized as a sort of supernatural impact distributor and rather than shatter bone and muscle they simply spray blood everywhere upon collision. If they are quick, they can recover a good portion of this blood loss. Dreadhodges average a little over 1 meter tall (give or take 20 cm, averaging around four foot for our American friends) but are extremely dense and strong, and can do significant damage in a collision. In an attack, most will somersault so their powerful spines impact the target and they do so with enough force to seriously damage heavy steel. Type: Horror/Chaos Strong Vs: Cute Gloom Horror Weak Vs: Horny Stupid Chaos https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/15-dreadhodge/2021/12/09/
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Despite being called the “Door of Horror”, many creatures from the plane aren’t nearly as horrible or as evil as they first appear. The hellmouth is the exception to the rule and it is every bit as nasty as its first impression gives off. An ambush creature, the hellmouth will wait until its prey is weak before opening underneath them. This is because while the creature can manifest along any surface wide enough to accommodate it, its movement is extremely slow. It also tends to open up along the ground and let gravity assist its predatory needs as the creature is restricted to biting and it can’t move out very far. Once the hellmouth has settled on a target it will continue to slowly pursue it for as long as it has to in order to catch it. This can take months or years due to the slow speed at which it moves. Counter-attacking the hellmouth is difficult since it is simply not vulnerable until it manifests, and it doesn’t need to manifest until it wants to strike. Fortunately for human prey, a bed is enough to avoid the hellmouth since while large it’s not capable — nor does it want to — consume the bed along with its occupant. Unfortunately it can make getting out of bed a frightening affair as one must move quickly lest the ground give way. One interesting element about the hellmouth is that it will never attempt to ingest prey who have had coitus within the past 24 hrs, and this is due to the fact that Horror type monsters are vulnerable the Horny type. In the case of the hellmouth, sexual fluids from the partner act as a toxin and the hellmouth must wait for these fluids to be processed by its prey’s body before it can safely ingest it. Type: Horror Strong Vs: Cute Anger Weak Vs: Horny Stupid https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/16-hellmouth/2021/12/10/
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The kamkat is a small creature averaging 75-120 cm tall (around 3 ft) but with incredible strength for their size. Like most creatures from the World of Stupidity, kamkats aren’t so much stupid as they have adapted to an extremely stupid world. Kamkat society has for the most part taken over the duties of controlling the borders of the World of Stupidity. It is their people who handle dealing with summons but also regulating any official visits to their world. As such, they are staunch enemies of most corporations who have taken to poaching creatures such as the gizzies. In the last kampoll held within the World of Stupidity, 63% of kamkats held a negative opinion of the Door of Horror, with 34% being actively hostile. Violent confrontation is likely between a kamkat and any creature from the Door of Horror, and given that Stupid-type monsters have a distinct advantage over Horror, most horror monsters avoid kamkats except when they have a home turf advantage. Kamkat weaponry is usually hammer-shaped, suiting their extraordinary strength. Common types of weapons include comically over-sized mallets, shanks of meat, large fish, and bricks-on-a-stick. Most kamkats have some sort of ocular aberration but it doesn’t appear to impact their vision. Type: Stupid Strong vs: Stupid Horror Weak vs: Chaos Gloom https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/17-kamkat/2021/12/11/
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The baratos is a common denizen one of the Dimension of Horniness and if it were a book you could easily judge it by its cover alone. It is very large, muscular and horny. Like the sulapis, the baratos has a superficial resemblance to having a digestive system. The nasal passages do not share the same canal as the throat and there is no working stomach or intestines. Baratos appear male but are technically hermaphrodites as they are capable of carrying offspring. What appears to be a stomach is actually the entrance to a womb that siphons genetic material. Once enough DNA samples and compatible psychic essence has been collected from its partners, the baratos will grow an egg, which will shift to its stomach for incubation for the first few days before being laid. Further incubation takes 2-3 weeks before hatching into the gender-neutral imp. Imps that lean towards masculinity tend to mature into baratos, especially if spawned from one. Type: Horny Strong vs: Chaos Cute Weak vs: Gloom Stupid https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/18-baratos/2021/12/15/
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The pain anglers from the Realm of Anger are common arachnid companions, although they’re not so much domesticated as they are symbiotic opportunists. Pain anglers consume the pain of their hosts, whether it be physical, psychological or emotional. Given the violent nature of the realm, they rarely ever go hungry and see regular use in health care. The numbness left through pain consumption can cause issues with diagnosis so pain anglers are not introduced until after a thorough examination. Multiple anglers may be required if a patient has severe issues as the capacity of a pain angler is not infinite. The name ‘pain angler’ comes from the fact that the arachnids dangle over their hosts as they sleep, coming close but not quite touching them. While some hosts find this behaviour unnerving initially the fear tends not to last long as the pain angler will consume it (counting as psychological pain). When not eating pain, the anglers tend house although most will refuse to do ironing or windows. Not that they have any issues doing so, it’s just something most hate. Type: Anger/Horror Strong vs: Anger Chaos Weak vs: Horror Stupid https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/19-pain-angler/2021/12/15/
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The squaaanger comes from the Realm of Anger where it is considered a dangerous, cannibalistic creature as it feeds off the anger energy of its prey. Within the realm of anger, this causes serious harm. Within our world however it’s generally beneficial. Squaaangers do not have a gender, nor do they reproduce sexually. Once a squaaanger has collected enough energy they will vomit up an egg, which they will then bury in bile somewhere and wander off. Only about 10% of squaaanger eggs hatch, and of those only about 50% will live more than a few hours but the ones that do survive are as dangerous as a ravenous bugbladder beast. Interestingly, squaaangers do not harm any animal with insufficient intelligence except for fish, which they utilize as weapons to “lightly” beat people with until they are sufficiently angry. The main theory as to why they seem to care for non-sentient animals seems to be that they do not have appropriate levels of ‘true anger’. Type: Anger Strong vs: Chaos Horny Weak vs: Cute Horror https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/20-squaaanger/2021/12/27/
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Like most creatures from the Chaos Zone, the smaggploid’s biology would cause most biologists to quit in rage. Its organs (such as its eye) are made of a material greatly resembling Mozzarella cheese while its spongy flesh is very similar to that of an eggplant. Modern science has proposed the theory that the smaggploid is actually a complex colony of either some kind of fungoid or mold. Smaggploids are uncommon, and are assumed to reproduce asexually by budding. This would explain their fairly consistent personalities and abilities, with variations depending entirely on their environment. The typical smaggploid has limited reality-warping abilities, drawing upon Chaos Zone energy reserves to transmute creatures into eggplant-like creations. Smaggploids seem to specialize in a single transformation type based on a particular psychological profile. Smaggploids also have the innate ability to teleport short distances, no more than 7 meters every 3-4 seconds. Type: Chaos Strong vs: Gloom Horror Weak vs: Anger Chaos https://smik.ca/index.php/uncategorized/21-smaggploid/2022/01/07/
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i love threads like this you're a cool dude op if you don't mind i always wanted my very own p*kemon. i would choose my own options but my alignment and my deity forbid me from doing so
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I just want a pretty picture with a rainbow in the background.
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Fur20 posted:i love threads like this you're a cool dude op You have summoned DERKALIC SMOGELL, from the CHAOS ZONE. Derkalic Smogell can either connect up through your navel or ... through another orifice... and convert spicy food you have digested into crude oil! Not only do you lose weight but you don't have to deal with burning butt afterwards! If you're not down for that though there's not much it can do considering it can't convert raw spicy food on its own, it has to be at least partially digested by someone else. Derkalic Smogell is not a parasite, really it's more a symbiotic relationship.
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Smik posted:You have summoned DERKALIC SMOGELL, from the CHAOS ZONE. Derkalic Smogell can either connect up through your navel or ... through another orifice... and convert spicy food you have digested into crude oil! Not only do you lose weight but you don't have to deal with burning butt afterwards! If you're not down for that though there's not much it can do considering it can't convert raw spicy food on its own, it has to be at least partially digested by someone else. Derkalic Smogell is not a parasite, really it's more a symbiotic relationship. perfect i've always wanted a cute animal mascot that can rob my enemies while enriching myself with crude oil
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I just want a pretty picture with a rainbow in the background. You have summoned RAINBOW BART from the CHAOS ZONE! Rainbow Bart is an unusual creature that feeds of mediocracy and radiates rainbows, preventing those around it from being able to fall under the radar. Having consumed the indifference those around it will find their reputations either dramatically increase or decrease, but they're never forgettable.
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The World of Stupidity isn’t completely stupid despite the name, but rather works on its own, often inconsistent physics and is home of creatures who often act in baffling ways that seem foolish to those outside the world (and just as frequently to those inside the world). So much of the time one shouldn’t assume a creature from the World of Stupidity is stupid or foolish. Then we have the puxxipo which just mucks the whole thing up. Puxxipo are small humanoids about 90 cm tall with insect wings, bulbous eyes that never look the same way, a pair of short protruding tusks and hands in place of feet. Their diet appears to be whatever they can put into their mouths that is vaguely edible at best, and reproduction remains a mystery as puxxipo are either unable or unwilling to speak about either parents or childhood. It is speculated that like some creatures from the Chaos Zone the puxxipo reproduces via budding, effectively cloning itself. Puxxipo seem to focus on a single individual to follow around and annoy for years at a time. The purpose of the irritation seems to vary from subject to subject, and making life more difficult for their target is the fact that puxxipo are extremely difficult to harm meaningfully as well as being rather difficult to irritate themselves. For example, puxxipo may decide that they will simply inhibit a target, but rather than do something practical like theft, direct attack or impact sleep, they might just drop large teeth on them, one at a time. Despite how irritating they are, pxxipo are not malicious; they lack the intelligence required. Type: Stupid Strong vs: Stupid Horror Weak vs: Chaos Gloom https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/22-puxxipo/2022/01/08/
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Fiffatts from the Dimension of Horniness are a common type of succubus creature. More akin to a flying squirrel than a bat due to the wings being a membrane that extends from their arms to their back along the spine. Consequently they tend to glide more than actually fly, although they can convert their eldritch energy reserves to assist in limited vertical movement. Fiffatts feed off their victim’s ambition and drive, leaving them temporarily lethargic and apathetic except for sexual pursuits. They do this while the victim’s attention is elsewhere, and the perfect time is during copulation. This creates a vicious cycle where after a victim’s drive returns the fiffatt can more easily manipulate them for a repeat session to drain it off. Fiffatts do not reproduce sexually themselves, and instead after storing an excess amount of energy they will create a seed which they will graft to one of the large, sturdy trees within the Dimension of Horniness. This parasitic seed will use the tree’s sap as a support fluid, forming a husk within which it can metamorphous into a new fiffatt. Ironically some fiffatts will actually carry on the ambitions of their victims in their place, while others will partner with them to form a more symbiotic relationship. Type: Horny Strong Vs: Cute Chaos Weak Vs: Stupid Gloom https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/23-fiffatt/2022/01/09/
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Many creatures from the Plane of Cuteness are little more than slightly anthropomorphic versions of ordinary cute animals. Such is the case of the kawedge, which is more or less a sentient, bipedal “giant” hedgehog. They can speak, they have opposable thumbs, and the only articles of clothing they have developed are shoes and gloves — which does make sense as their spiny, furry bodies are nearly impossible to fit any other kinds of clothing on to. In terms of size, they range between 80-90 cm tall and weigh around 10 kg. Primarily harmless, they are occasionally taken by corporations to sell as exotic pets but as they are not considered hostile forces and are sentient it’s not something that can be done above board in most markets. As such, most corporations are forced to negotiate for ‘orphaned’ kawedges. Type: Cute Strong Vs: Anger Gloom Weak Vs: Horny Horror https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/24-kawedge/2022/01/10/
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Silipix are a kind of pixie-like creature from the Plane of Cuteness, being humanoid with two pairs of wings, a tail and deer-like ears. They share several traits with creatures from the World of Stupidity in that they are difficult to kill and have extremely flexible, elastic bodies. Silipix take advantages of their small size and durability — heights rarely exceed 30 cm — to share homes with larger creatures, regardless if said larger creature wants them there or not. In the Plane of Cuteness, violence is uncommon so most larger creatures just deal with the unwanted guests although most silipix make efforts to provide some sort of utility to their hosts. Uncommonly within the Plane of Cuteness, silipix only reproduce through sexual intercourse (as opposed to the more common method similar to pollination in flowers). Due to the abnormal sex drives of the silipix (at least in comparison to other creatures from the Plane of Cuteness) it has been theorized that the silipix are the result of cross-planar hybridization between a gizzie and a creature from the Dimension of Horniness. Type: Cute/Horny Strong Vs: Anger Chaos Cute Weak Vs: Horny Stupid Horror https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/26-silipix/2022/01/12/
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The borders of the Realm of Anger run parallel to those of the World of Stupidity in several areas, and so crossover and contamination between the two planes is not uncommon. One of the results of said contamination is the waadwogg. Standing at only 120 cm tall (approximately 4 ft) the waadwoggs never-the-less maintain an air of superiority to other creatures despite the fact that they are both less intelligent and weaker than most of the denizens of the Realm of Anger. Waadwoggs seem to be comprised of a single masculine gender with no means of reproduction on their own, and yet they are a common sight within the Realm, leading the theory that like many other creatures from the World of Stupidity, waadwoggs spawn via budding. As even creatures that reproduce by budding tend to have variance in personality and ability, the most popular version of this theory suggests that waadwoggs spawn from a single source. The main problem with this theory is that the primary source has not been located as of this writing, nor has anyone yet been able to document waadwoggs spawning. Complicating this slightly is the fact that every waadwogg insists it is the original and the strongest, but given the general lack of intelligence waadwoggs demonstrate regularly their claims can be largely discarded. Waadwoggs are a prey creature within the Realm of Anger, mostly due to the fact that they are easy to kill, common and aggressive. They aren’t especially good eating but enough of their body is edible to the point where they’re a convenient if irritating source of protein, with the eye being a decent source of nutrients and fat. Type: Angry Strong Vs: Chaos Horny Weak Vs: Cute Horror https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/28-waadwogg/2022/01/12/
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Deep in a forgotten area within the World of Stupidity within the now rancid Sea of Grease was the Kingdom of Meckappyland. It was populated by the meckappies, a magical people who sprouted from the trees and bushes within Meckappyland. Then at some point a disaster caused the sea to go rancid and the plants to wilt and only a few wise survivors managed to flee. Most are long dead, but the Magicians of Meckappyland continue to live today, although their numbers are but a handful. The Magicians of Meckappyland are sworn enemies of the corporations that venture into the World of Stupidity. They don’t go into the details as to why, but apparently long in the past there was a betrayal that doomed their land. Type: Stupid Strong Vs: Horror Stupid Weak Vs: Chaos Gloom https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/29-meckappy/2022/01/15/
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The ikibuki from the Void of Gloom appears to be a human sized caterpillar-like creature with a human head, lizard-like tail and usually has 3-4 spirit orbs that hover around it. These creatures are specialists in illusionary arts, and while they take the form of glamours and vivid hallucinations within their territories, within the human world they can also manipulate electronic media. These talents, combined with their compliant and docile natures have pushed their natural numbers into a harsh decline, with only 20% of the total population not pushed into corporate bondage. Other creatures from the Void of Gloom have taken measures to protect the remaining free ikibuki and will resort to lethal violence when pushed. Ikibuki prefer soft vegetation and can consume a wide variety of fungi and mushrooms, many of which are deadly poisonous to humans but are merely ‘tangy’ to them. They also eat a hemp-like plant. Their gut systems seem to ferment these materials for about a week before digestion. Both male and female ikibuki can secret a thick, vicious liquid from their nipples, residing just past the last set of limbs. This liquid is fed to their young to promote the gut bacteria they use in digestion, and in its raw form is fatal for a human to ingest but when diluted to about 0.5% in water tastes mildly sweet and induces mild euphoria with psychedelic visions. Ikibuki flesh is deadly poisonous to ingest for most creatures, although their skin oils are relatively safe with a potency of about 0.1% of their ‘milk’. Ikibuki waste products are rich in the B vitamins: riboflavin, niacin, and pantothenic acid and contribute to heart health, but they also tend to create a numbing sensation in the mouth and a temporary lost of taste. For medicinal use they are usually dehydrated and taken in capsule form, although it can be used in other forms as an alternative for freezing in dental work. Type: Gloom Strong Vs: Horny Stupid Weak Vs: Anger Cute https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/30-ikibuki/2022/01/16/
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The visskiss paineater is a symbiotic creature used commonly within the Door of Horror for medicinal and recreational purposes. Often taking the form of “Bottled Paineater” as the one liter bottles make for a convenient home for the creature. Visskiss paineaters are soft bodied horror worm, which live in discarded shells, bones, or other hollow places which they fill with a black mucus-like substance to keep their bodies moist. This substance is painful to the touch, causing a stabbing and burning sensation, but the pain is brief. When they detect a target creature with sufficient pain and suffering (both physical and mental will suffice) they will spring from their homes and attach themselves to the victim — the face seems to be preferred. Once attached they are extremely difficult to remove as all five mouths will bite into the target and the teeth will hook into the flesh. A few moments later the flesh around the bites will numb as the creature begins to feed off the pain and horror of its target, causing a numbing feeling which some individuals have described as ‘euphoric’ while others just feel relief from their pain. Once drained, the visskiss paineater will retreat back into its home to digest, expelling waste products in the form of gold nuggets. Side effects of being fed upon by a visskiss paineater can include memory loss, lasting numbness of the bitten area (up to a week), and nightmares. Chronic pain takes 3-9 days to return, and the target will be unable to feel pain or sorrow of any sort for 2-4 days, although some individuals may find themselves numbed for up to a week. Given the obvious benefits of the visskiss paineater they are a hotly contested creature. Human hunters of the visskiss paineater are usually killed, and is the primary reason why the Door of Horror is a plane extremely hostile to humanity in general. Type: Horror Strong Vs: Anger Cute Weak Vs: Horny Stupid https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/65-visskiss-paineater/2022/01/16/
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Jan 16, 2022 07:15
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The Chaos Zone is a strange place full of strange creatures and one of the biggest threats to capital exploration within it are the parasites known as the aero-trivim. Not because aero-trivim are physically dangerous, but because they feed off of financial and capitalist knowledge and excrete useless trivia. These creatures have been known to reduce accountants, executives and CEOs into historical experts about their former professions with no ability to carry out their former duties. The effects are permanent as it does involve chemical reconfiguration within the brain. Also it doesn’t help to know that a creature just took a dump in your brain. The aero-trivims accomplish this through eldritch, ethereal tentacles that branch off their bodies and metaphysically burrow into the skulls of their victims. The main body will often clamp down on to their prey to prevent them from escaping, and like most creatures from the Chaos Zone they can be frustratingly difficult to kill due to their unconventional and often baffling physical structures — especially while still attached to someone whose physical structure you’re not supposed to compromise. Most corporations are forced to hire mercenaries to explore the Chaos Zone, whom they also have to rotate on a regular basis as the aero-trivims can still feed off their mercenary nature as well if they work for a company long enough. Other corporations have attempted to use unconventional workers — those who don’t really care for the company or are more interested in recreational narcotics and exploring the Chaos Zone for their own interests. The problem of course is that these workers are notoriously unreliable… but at least they don’t bring back aero-trivim with them to the company. Type: Chaos Strong Vs: Gloom Horror Weak Vs: Anger Chaos https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/31-aero-trivim/2022/01/17/
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Vevetens are animated rabbit plushies with buttons for eyes, and originate from the Plane of Cuteness. Standing at 90 to 120 cm tall but only weighing 2kg at most, vevetens are indeed mostly composed of air, fluff and a velvet-like fur. They do not reproduce in conventional ways but construct new vevetens which they then imbue with life. This renders them immune to many kinds of threats such as crushing force, suffocation, blood loss, stabbing, drowning, or disease although they are vulnerable to burning. Vevetens are all of a non-binary gender given they lack genitalia; they prefer the ‘they/them’ pronoun unless specified otherwise. According to interviews with them vevetens accumulate this life force over time through ‘hugs and cuddles’ but given how many creatures outside the human world seem to survive off energy transfer it’s entirely possible siphon off some sort of unknown kind of power from hosts via physical contact. Despite the benign appearance and dispositions of veveten culture in general they do seem to have a disturbing sort of religion based around an all-consuming pink sphere they call Kirby and that the height of enlightenment is to be transformed into a star after being consumed by their god. Type: Cute Strong Vs: Anger Gloom Weak Vs: Horny Horror https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/32-veveten/2022/01/19/
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