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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Lowtax posted:

sorry I'll get the thread back on track

got a question for you guys: "who da gently caress would become trans and then gay."

discuss

still would

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

LtSmash posted:

In 5 years preteens are gonna be stabbing each other to summon gay trans.

they grow up so fast

I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

I'm a liar

Mumpy Puffinz fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Jun 8, 2014

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

LtSmash posted:

In 5 years preteens are gonna be stabbing each other to summon gay trans.

transona

LtSmash
Dec 18, 2005

Will we next create false gods to rule over us? How proud we have become, and how blind.

-Sister Miriam Godwinson,
"We Must Dissent"


I'm already out of touch

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

actually that would be stabbing themselves so nvm

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

01011001 posted:

actually that would be stabbing themselves so nvm

*holds scalpel to crotch*

tran

so

na...

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Trixie Hardcore posted:

Hey you, I'm not a fan of you, don't like you much at all. I hope you die someday, not soon but actually I'm sorry. Can we start over & be friends?

do you have any opinions of me?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i wonder what it owuld be like to get trans surgery from one of those laser plastic surgery things operated by farrah fawcett in "logan's run"

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

im glad of lowtax being still alive and not being in slave trade in chinaman

Lowtax posted:

listen all I care about is trying to live my life as ghetto fabulous as possible

that's all

i thought ghetto fab got perma'd

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



trip report: just walked over to the store for some iced tea and even though it's 3:30 in the morning, the clubs are open until 4 so the streets are still hoppin' with homosexuals

including this one guy who was out in the middle of the street desperately shouting "TAXI!!! TAXI!!!" even though there wasn't a cab around actually

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
man and like dick? impossible. i must be a woman on the inside

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Flesh Forge posted:

dude/sista is so loving lucky that this transition came out so well :unsmith:

how many have you seen? a lot turn out really really well

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
oh right and

tacodaemon posted:

check it out it's maoist pussy's aspirational self


:swoon:

GlennFinito
Oct 15, 2013

ladyboy pancake posted:

how many have you seen? a lot turn out really really well



this is not a good example, imo. The beefcake one was though.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

ya still lookin pretty dudeish imo

Fajita Fiesta
Dec 15, 2013
should i pay an argentinian 'doctor' a lot of money to mash my face into something he thinks is female

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Fajita Fiesta posted:

should i pay an argentinian 'doctor' a lot of money to mash my face into something he thinks is female
Hello SS. :wave:

GlennFinito
Oct 15, 2013
Has there ever been an example of a M->F transition and then regretted it so much they tried to get their penis back?

GlennFinito fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Jun 8, 2014

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

ladyboy pancake posted:

how many have you seen? a lot turn out really really well



Not good.

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

LtSmash posted:

Dudes without gender dysphoria would probably be pretty upset to wake up as a girl even if they were hot.

You would wake up in the morning, go to the toilet for your morning piss and notice you cant do that while standing anymore. Frustrated you jump out of the window only noticing too late that you have boobs now and begin playing with your nipples just before you smash into the ground.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

I'm a gay man trapped in a straight man's body.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
this poo poo cray!

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
didn't read the thread but trans people are mentally ill welp c ya

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Dr. Stab posted:

I'm a gay man trapped in a straight man's body.

I'm a gay man trapped in a straight man's basement

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
sometimes a guy wants to be a guy and screw a girl
sometimes he want to be a she and screw a girl
sometime the girl wants to be a girl and screw a grl
sometimes a girl wants to be a guy and screw a girl
sometimes she wants to be a guy and screw a guy
sometimes a guy wants ot be a guy and screw a guy
sometimes a guy wants to be a girl and screw a guy

but none of these people

want to screw you

:smith:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Sitting Here posted:

sometimes a guy wants to be a guy and screw a girl
sometimes he want to be a she and screw a girl
sometime the girl wants to be a girl and screw a grl
sometimes a girl wants to be a guy and screw a girl
sometimes she wants to be a guy and screw a guy
sometimes a guy wants ot be a guy and screw a guy
sometimes a guy wants to be a girl and screw a guy

but none of these people

want to screw you

:smith:

im all of those people; do you want to..... screw? :wink:

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Sitting Here posted:

sometimes a guy wants to be a guy and screw a girl
sometimes he want to be a she and screw a girl
sometime the girl wants to be a girl and screw a grl
sometimes a girl wants to be a guy and screw a girl
sometimes she wants to be a guy and screw a guy
sometimes a guy wants ot be a guy and screw a guy
sometimes a guy wants to be a girl and screw a guy

but none of these people

want to screw you

:smith:
somebody told me
you had a boyfriend
who looked like a girlfriend
that i had in february of last year

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!
Sad brains obv

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

im all of those people; do you want to..... screw? :wink:

i am a transgoon asexual

so

*shrug*

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Robosexuality is sin!

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Flesh Forge posted:

dude/sista is so loving lucky that this transition came out so well :unsmith:

lol he still looks nothing like woman

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



what do you think of women wearing ankle-height zip-up booties without socks on a hot humid day and leaving them mostly unzipped in an apparent attempt to keep their feet from getting too funky

i just saw a ridiculously good looking woman pulling that stunt over on connecticut avenue and i was skeptical

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

what do you think of women wearing ankle-height zip-up booties without socks on a hot humid day and leaving them mostly unzipped in an apparent attempt to keep their feet from getting too funky

i just saw a ridiculously good looking woman pulling that stunt over on connecticut avenue and i was skeptical

whoever, whatever you are, please always at least where those little fancy socks that barely cover your foot but keep the nastiest parts from sweating into the soles of your shoes tia

Elephantgun
Feb 13, 2010

im lesbian and trans, and its because, get this, titties are nice and cool

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Elephantgun posted:

im lesbian and trans, and its because, get this, titties are nice and cool

yeah yeah but what are your thoughts on the zip-up booties thing I mentioned

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Oh hey, look, another trans thread. :rolleyes:

Elephantgun
Feb 13, 2010

i left the transgender something awful community because i hate all of you

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
lotta closeted dudes pulling on troon pigtails here, also dick

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Elephantgun posted:

i left the transgender something awful community because i hate all of you

Shut up troon.

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