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City of Glompton

I feel pity, for the poor gbs man, and I am glad that he is probated for his own good. thanks dct, and bopeps.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:45

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 09:07

bwatts

this guys gotten really drunk before

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:46

i am he

friendly craig posted:

this guys gotten really drunk before

ask him about being blackout drunk

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:46

pig slut lisa: irl is good

i would like to take this opportunity to remind everybody to come post in BFC if at any point you are thinking about taking out a loan against your retirement accounts, especially for something like an anime convention. ok thank you.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:47

i am he

sexy girl: hol y poo poo really? you get black out drunk? thats so interesting wow. you sound cool.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:47

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i was thinking of taking a loan against my 401k to purchase weaponry to adorn my wall, thoughts?

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:48

bwatts

*makes it rain $1 bills at animecon*

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:49

dogcrash truther

College professor: what's it like getting blackout drunk?
G0lbez: I don't remember! auyyyy lmao
Professor: you're the professor now

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:49

pig slut lisa: irl is good

CAT BRUSH posted:

i was thinking of taking a loan against my 401k to purchase weaponry to adorn my wall, thoughts?

you need to come post in BFC so we can tell you what type of weaponry

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:50

cuntman.net

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:50

cuntman.net

well now i dont feel so bad about hoot94. good to know that no matter what stupid thing you do here someone else will end up doing something even stupider

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:50

WINNINGHARD

also he has welfare, because actual kids in desperate dont need it or whatever

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:50

dogcrash truther

There's two things i love: alcohol and not having any electricity. Well imagine my surprise when I found out there's a way to do both at once

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:52

i am he

im a f*ckin high roller bitch. i handed like two, maybe even 3? (cant remember because i was blacked out on alcohol) $20 bills (thats US beyotch) at an anime convention, didnt even say poo poo to them, just walked away. i had to get home to pretend my cat was a non Moe member of the three stooges and i was Moe.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:52

tao of lmao

I'm a huge fan of mysteries. So piecing together my previous night is a bit of a fun challenge to me.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:54

WINNINGHARD

i abuse the hell of my cat, because who gets a cat except to beat the living poo poo out of it and make its life an utter hell i am so loving cool

OH BY THE WAY GBS loving OWNS

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:54

tao of lmao

WINNINGHARD posted:

i abuse the hell of my cat, because who gets a cat except to beat the living poo poo out of it and make its life an utter hell i am so loving cool

OH BY THE WAY GBS loving OWNS

hey listen, the cat always throws the first punch. I may say some real hurtful poo poo, but I never swing unless swung at.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:56

nvm no cake

Hugh Malone posted:

self own PS4SUPREMACY (im gonna get1 someday)

i already have a PS4

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:56

bwatts

goldmine

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:56

tao of lmao

friendly craig posted:

goldmine

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:57

Ace of Baes

i like to call my wifes cat a retard but its ki d of hosed up because he actually does have cat brain damage

# ? Oct 22, 2014 03:57

pig slut lisa: irl is good

friendly craig posted:

goldmine

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:00

dogcrash truther

g0lbez posted:

prolly not but it was actually a joking post because cats don't even know when you're plotting their death like sometiems i wrap my hands around her neck and pretend to choke her but she's just like "I'M A loving CAT THANKS FOR FEEDING ME" and i'm just like "lmao i actually look at the chicken percentage in your food you stupid fucker"

I probably should have clarified, but my distaste for strangling 7 prostitutes in Gary, Indiana, also extends to strangling any number of cats, regardless of where, or what the reason is. Again, that's just me. My grandma always said I was "different."

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:02

i am he

haha, ya, put this guy in a (literal) gold mine, so he cant escape

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:04

i am he

Golbez [In Rod Serling Voice] ♫Twilight Zone Music♫: You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, where people don't intentionally harm household pets. You're moving into a land of both kindness and morality, of secure retirement funds and financial stability. You've just crossed over, into, the Twilight Zone.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:10

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

The Green Calx posted:

i already have a PS4

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:10

FluffieDuckie

dogcrash truther posted:

I probably should have clarified, but my distaste for strangling 7 prostitutes in Gary, Indiana, also extends to strangling any number of cats, regardless of where, or what the reason is. Again, that's just me. My grandma always said I was "different."

dct i like you, but man you sure do have some hosed up opinions

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:13

City of Glompton

I propose we keep this thread open and see what he has to say for himself tomorrow. I hate taking advantage of drunks even if it's their own dumb fault...but I'd love to hear about his goon bride, when he's sobered up.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:13

Ace of Baes

i'm putting my money on the puppet-master defense and him claiming it wasnt really his bank info

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:14

FluffieDuckie

Nacho Destroyer posted:

i'm putting my money on the puppet-master defense and him claiming it wasnt really his bank info

yeah he's way ahead of you

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:14

Lil Cunty

Siluvayne posted:

I propose we keep this thread open and see what he has to say for himself tomorrow. I hate taking advantage of drunks even if it's their own dumb fault...but I'd love to hear about his goon bride, when he's sobered up.

yeah i want to know more about this lucky lady myself

i mean $500 for a suite at an anime convention i want to hear more about living the mrs. g0lbez dream

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:25

Damp Star Baby: Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH

I am the anime convention. No anime convention has existed before me, nor will any exist after me

# ? Oct 22, 2014 05:31

bird.

WINNINGHARD

# ? Oct 22, 2014 05:38

weird: by zen death robot

WINNINGHARD posted:

OP, please leave and re-enter GBS. this is getting pretty gross.

WINNINGHARD posted:

I don't like it when weird GBS guys abuse my cat.

WINNINGHARD posted:

It would be good if you went back to GBS, OP.

WINNINGHARD posted:

If I were a weird GBS dude, I'd be golbez, the guy who likes to kill pets

WINNINGHARD posted:

GBS victim mode owns

WINNINGHARD posted:

Thank you, now please go back to GBS.

WINNINGHARD posted:

hello, I abuse pets, purchase plastic toys from japan on credit, also I am GBS as hell, my name is g0lbez

WINNINGHARD posted:

i abuse the hell of my cat, because who gets a cat except to beat the living poo poo out of it and make its life an utter hell i am so loving cool

OH BY THE WAY GBS loving OWNS

THIS

# ? Oct 22, 2014 05:53

FAT32 SHAMER

i am he posted:

golbez: hi, ya, is this my bank? i need to cancel $1000 dollars in amazon transactions. somebody ordered like 15,000 ladybugs with my bank account information.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 06:50