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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

henkman posted:

That was no miracle, it was an Inevitability

Yeah without TRT or whatever he's pretty useless.

That and he obviously got totally hosed up in the Hunt fight.

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Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Frank Mir is BACK

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
He elbowed him into another dimension.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

The Duck of Death
Nov 19, 2009

That went exactly how I expected it to.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
I can't wait for Bigfoot's excuses.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Mir does what hunt dunt

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

manyak posted:

Mir does what hunt dunt

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I'm excited that I get to see Frank Mir have hilarious fights for another few years.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Bigfoot needs to retire

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
I'm pleased for Mir's success but perhaps even more pleased that, for the second time in as many fights, Bigfoot has been finished in the first round in front of a silent hometown crowd

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Dangersim posted:

did frank mir just spend his entire career fighting in the wrong stance

He switched stances after his car accident because his coaches were really concerned about the strength of the femur that got broken

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009
Frank Mir and Andrei Arlovski are now better than Mark Hunt

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Dangersim posted:

Bigfoot needs to retire

Yeah, and also Frank Mir

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

fatherdog posted:

He switched stances after his car accident because his coaches were really concerned about the strength of the femur that got broken

he fought orthodox before that? i never noticed

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
It's so sad that this means Mir will think he can fight another 5 years.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Tezcatlipoca posted:

I can't wait for Bigfoot's excuses.

He's been growing out of control thanks to mean ol' Dana not letting him inject himself with every drug known to man

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Bigfoot needs his TRT or it's just not any fun.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I have a friend who made $1115 tonight off of $30, one of which was a $1 parlay on all the big dogs that paid out $900. What I'm saying is always bet on MMA

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Dangersim posted:

he fought orthodox before that? i never noticed

iirc he used to fight in both stances before the accident but he went strictly southpaw afterwards

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

argondamn posted:

Bigfoot needs his TRT or it's just not any fun.

I feel like this is demonstrably untrue, though

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
God drat selfie-stick.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Mir's gonna beat Brock Lesnar this summer and it's gonna be great.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
mir is taking a selfie to prove to his wife he is where he says he is

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Solomonic posted:

I feel like this is demonstrably untrue, though

Like, bigfoot wasn't on TRT there, and I thought that was p.fun.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Bluedeanie posted:

What I'm saying is always bet on MMA

But Bisping said not to.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Did they both piss hot yet

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

theacox posted:

It's so sad that this means Mir will think he can fight another 5 years.

Nah, it rules.

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
I don't understand how the Mir who landed 5 punches fighting Overeem vs Overeem's 130+ managed to knock out Bigfoot.

MMA Is so god drat wonderful.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Meowbot posted:

I don't understand how the Mir who landed 5 punches fighting Overeem vs Overeem's 130+ managed to knock out Bigfoot.

MMA Is so god drat wonderful.

He needed to listen to his wife, didn't you listen to him/history?

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Dr. Abysmal posted:

Frank Mir is BACK

It will be interesting to see who he is matched up with next, he sounds like he did a long time ago when he was a confident young champion. If his boxing is really better, he could have a resurgence of sorts and get another title shot.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I don't care how old and bad and broken Frank Mir is, he beat Tim Sylvia so I will always be happy when he wins

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

kensei posted:

It will be interesting to see who he is matched up with next, he sounds like he did a long time ago when he was a confident young champion. If his boxing is really better, he could have a resurgence of sorts and get another title shot.

Frank Mir sounds, and will always sound, like Frank Mir.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
You know what, gently caress Brock. I want Mir vs Struve.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
There is no resurgence. There is just Frank Mir. He was here all along.

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
mir sounds exactly as he did after demolishing kongo and his next fight will go about as well as it did 5 years ago when carwin bashed his head in
it's just part of the recurring drama that is the career of francisco santos mir the third

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


attackmole posted:

Frank Mir sounds, and will always sound, like Frank Mir.

There have been times when he sounded much more down, but he sounds now more like when he was almost competent at calling matches.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Frank Mir is good enough to beat most heavyweights and is hilariously flawed enough to lose in embarrassing and stupid ways to most heavyweights. His losing streak was cruel and unusual, but not particularly out of line with his boom or bust career. I'm glad that he won and feel like that in some small way, balance has been restored.

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vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
According to the pre-fight odds, that card had a 1 in 368 897 chance of happening

We did it

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