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Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
i know right?!

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Manticorny posted:

bring back lf

this but the opposite

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

Feminasty Slut posted:

I'm just mad that she's rich and famous for having a huge rear end. I hope she dies.

good news!

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Day 1 of socialism: Woohoo, we've murdered all the capitalists! This is great!

Day 4 of socialism: Ok, time to get this socialist economy rolling.... who knows how to make stuff and run a factory? *silence*

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



hth posted:

some of you are extremely unpleasant human beings.

Check. Your. privilege.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Well, you see, it is bad to hold people at gun point and take their stuff... even if I don't like that person... there. I said it. My terrible secret revealed.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



GORDON posted:

Day 1 of socialism: Woohoo, we've murdered all the capitalists! This is great!

Day 4 of socialism: Ok, time to get this socialist economy rolling.... who knows how to make stuff and run a factory? *silence*

I think your argument is specious

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

The Bananana posted:

I think your argument is specious

"What do you MEAN there's no food at the store because we killed all the managers at the trucking company and the drivers won't work without getting paid? This is a socialism. Tell the drivers to get to work or they get killed alongside the capitalists."

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



GORDON posted:

"What do you MEAN there's no food at the store because we killed all the managers at the trucking company and the drivers won't work without getting paid? This is a socialism. Tell the drivers to get to work or they get killed alongside the capitalists."

Oh, ok, it's a gimmick. Gotcha.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

The Bananana posted:

Oh, ok, it's a gimmick. Gotcha.

"What? People are leaving because they don't like how we're running our socialism? Well, we need 100% participation if this is going to work. Build a big wall to keep people in."

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



GORDON posted:

"What? People are leaving because they don't like how we're running our socialism? Well, we need 100% participation if this is going to work. Build a big wall to keep people in."

Gordon, I swear by the machine gunnin' demon banana in my avatar, I will hunt you down.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

The Bananana posted:

Gordon, I swear by the machine gunnin' demon banana in my avatar, I will hunt you down.

"Fellow Citizen, people with knowledge of history continue to publish historical records of atrocities that took place in socialist economies, and it is making people angry."

"Hmmmm, we can't have this. Have anyone with an education executed."



The last few facetious posts were smartass examples of things that have actually happened in the past. It shouldn't be hard to believe when the first several people who brought it up are saying, "Kill the capitalists!"

edit - btw i am done now/gym in 7 minutes/later

edit2 - Thieves are scum

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
kill the capitalists.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

GORDON posted:

Day 1 of socialism: "Woohoo, everything is great now!"

Day 3 of socialism: "Hey why aren't they making any new stuff?"

Day 187 of socialism: "Hey, that guy is trying to hide a can of half-eaten dog food!" "He's rich!" "Get him!"

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I think government and order are good.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


lol that shade thrown his way when he didn't like the beat at first

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

Is her butt okay?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
kill the capitalists and gordon imho

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

XMNN posted:

kill the capitalists and gordon imho

And THAT'S why peeps hoard guns. :-D

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Pretty sure Socialists won WW2 for us though. :shrug:

batteries!
Aug 26, 2010

GORDON posted:

Day 1 of socialism: Woohoo, we've murdered all the capitalists! This is great!

Day 4 of socialism: Ok, time to get this socialist economy rolling.... who knows how to make stuff and run a factory? *silence*

does kim kardashian know how to build a model t

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Roylicious posted:

Pretty sure Socialists won WW2 for us though. :shrug:

they had a lot of guns

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Roylicious posted:

Pretty sure Socialists won WW2 for us though. :shrug:

"In total, the U.S. deliveries through Lend-Lease amounted to $11 billion in materials: over 400,000 jeeps and trucks; 12,000 armored vehicles (including 7,000 tanks, about 1,386[37] of which were M3 Lees and 4,102 M4 Shermans);[38] 11,400 aircraft (4,719 of which were Bell P-39 Airacobras)[39] and 1.75 million tons of food.[40]"
:smugdon:

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
*Government assistance numbers*

Checkmate socialists!

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

Wizchine posted:

"In total, the U.S. deliveries through Lend-Lease amounted to $11 billion in materials: over 400,000 jeeps and trucks; 12,000 armored vehicles (including 7,000 tanks, about 1,386[37] of which were M3 Lees and 4,102 M4 Shermans);[38] 11,400 aircraft (4,719 of which were Bell P-39 Airacobras)[39] and 1.75 million tons of food.[40]"
:smugdon:

And the USSR built like 100,000 tanks and 150,000 aircraft.

Also Axis casualties on the Western front were ~830,000 and ~5,480,000 on the Eastern front.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
What the gently caress are you people talking about stealing ten million dollars in jewels is an act that justifies itself in fact if you have the chance to steal 10 million dollars and get away with it then you have to or I will kick your butthole to death is the other option.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Like, what does politics have to do with how good it is to steal a whole bunch of money???

e: it's insanely good!

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Roylicious posted:


Also Axis casualties on the Western front were ~830,000 and ~5,480,000 on the Eastern front.

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
the red army took berlin and thats all that counts rly

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Quote-Unquote posted:

haha joke's on you

as a responsible gun owner my guns are inside the safe, where they are absolutely useless for fighting off intruders unless they force me to open the safe at gun point in which case BLAM so long thieves

You do realize once you open the safe, you become useless to me?

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Conservatives owning liberals on facebook

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

canpakes posted:

Conservatives owning liberals on facebook

never happens

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

its bad to be selfish but being selfless makes you feel good so you're being selfish anyway so you might as well be conservative :shepface:

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
Liberals are the good guys and conservatives are the bad guys and frankly I don't understand why everyone doesn't just automatically wanna be on the good guy team ya know

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Secular Humanist posted:

Liberals are the good guys and conservatives are the bad guys and frankly I don't understand why everyone doesn't just automatically wanna be on the good guy team ya know

real edit: I mean it's possible to be fiscally conservative and not comically evil but that's not what you're going to get if you vote for US "conservatives"

Sweaty IT Nerd fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Oct 5, 2016

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

Secular Humanist posted:

Liberals are the good guys and conservatives are the bad guys and frankly I don't understand why everyone doesn't just automatically wanna be on the good guy team ya know

why would anyone want to go toward the dark side of the force? you get to wear a cool suit and blow poo poo up. sounds like fun

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


...and the pitch! posted:

fiscally conservative and not comically evil

:abuela:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


That's just regular evil

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


quote:

Kardashian is frequently vilified in popular culture as vapid and materialistic for all her instagram posts; for CNN to subtly encourage Kardashian to stop posting, which is what makes her famous, is to encourage Kardashian’s demise. Furthermore, suggesting that Kardashian’s lifestyle made her into a victim of a crime is all too common when media discusses women. This is not a terribly far cry from slut-shaming: blaming a woman’s socially ridiculed lifestyle for a woman’s own pain.

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Hal_2005
Feb 23, 2007

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

It's Kim's fault for keeping her assests in the form of jewels. Try stealing a robust stock portfolio, or investments in Eastern Poland!

Police think it was an insurance scam based on testimony from former bodyguards. The jewels were rentals and/or endorsement collections from local gem collections. Nearly everything you see on a model/celeb. is some form of product endorsement. Think Nascar, but Valentino instead of wonderbread. Kim herself is cash poor, like Kanye and many other Celeb's. Most of them pledge their art or estate catalogs (songs, movies etc) for credit lines with major banks and live credit card payment to payment.

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