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Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
I liked how he was blowing legs off with the Benelli because (I presume) all the goons were wearing vests. Either that or he's just a sadist and wanted to make them suffer.

Film owned. I liked the first better as a film, but like Terminator 2 and Crank 2 it's a sequel that just throws up its arms and goes, "gently caress IT! LET'S JUST HAVE FUN!"

a crisp refreshing Moxie posted:

I'll probably never buy DBox tickets again.

Same. But because I was drunk and the shaking just made me need to pee real bad.

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I just realized I own pretty much all the guns the j man used in the movie. I just need a 1911 and a Glock 34 or 17 or whatever the main one was.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
I don't like Common, does he die a lot and/or hard?

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Deadbeat Poetry posted:

I don't like Common, does he die a lot and/or hard?

no and no, but he's super cool in this.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
More films need sumo fights.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Drunken Baker posted:

More films need sumo fights.

this franchise is like if they merged the Jason Bourne / James Bond franchises, then cut all the extraneous garbage out and just had sick action and rad setpieces instead of uncomfortable romance and spy melodrama.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
There are sumos? Does "John wick" shoot the sumo?

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

Zzulu posted:

There are sumos? Does "John wick" shoot the sumo?

so many times, friend!

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Film is great, if you don't like it then I guess you never grew up with decent action films as a kid.

The shotgun reload was dope.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Laughing Man posted:

so many times, friend!

*strokes beard wisely*

Interesting

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I had often wondered how many head shots were required to bring down a sumo wrestler

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

FizFashizzle posted:

I had often wondered how many head shots were required to bring down a sumo wrestler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6rHeD5x2tI&t=45s

Filthy Hans posted:

I'm going to air the highly controversial opinion that the original John Wick was the superior movie. The second is boring for long stretches, Wick himself is somehow as nigh-invulnerable as The Tick, the main antagonist sucks and Wick's motivation is far less compelling. The action's still great, the cast still has a murderer's row of great actors slumming it for fun, Wick is the perfect role to highlight Keanu's talents and minimize the damage of his weaknesses, there are several excellent set pieces for the glorious violence, and it's really neat to see how much work actually goes into shooting an 80's style gunfight without an infinite ammo cheat.

I think it was a good movie for Common to be in, too, as he has many of the same weaknesses as the Keanu.


As for Wick's motivation: I don't think the Italian guy actually betrayed Wick, because they basically discussed the fact, before Wick declined to honor the marker, that Wick would never forgive the Italian for pulling him back into the assassin's life. They both knew that poo poo was going to get real after the assassination contract was fulfilled, and we see how carefully Wick plans for countering the inevitable ambush. Wick was out for blood simply out of outrage at the marker being called in and self-preservation, in that order. Wick tearing NYC apart because Theon Greyjoy jacked his ride and snuffed his dog was a far more compelling motivation.

overall it's uneven but the high points make it worth seeing

No, John Wick didn't want to do it because he was "out", but the Main Bad blew up his house and then Winston was like "You're lucky he just did that, ya gotta do it. You're the idiot here for giving him the marker - you have to go do what he asks". So then Wick goes and does it, and then immediately after word gets out Wick succeeded, Main Bad guy was like "Well you know I'd be a pussy if I didn't avenge my sister" and puts a huge hit out on Wick so it doesn't look like he was the one that ordered the hit on his sister in the first place.

I think Wick probably would have come after him for blowing up the house, but the betrayal after the Rome hit was what sent Wick on his next revenge course.


Oh and also, I think it's funny that some people found the bullet-proof suit to be a unrealistic because you can totally get suits made that will stop most handgun bullets quite easily.

http://garrisonbespoke.com/custom-suits/bulletproof-suit/

http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/liquid-body-armor/

http://www.popsci.com/suit-these-3-pieces-bulletproof-businesswear

Tumble fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Feb 20, 2017

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Deadbeat Poetry posted:

I don't like Common, does he die a lot and/or hard?

No, but this movie is perfect for him because all it requires of him is to be glowery, terse, intimidating and professionally detached even when it gets personal. That's in his wheelhouse.

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender
Does he jump through the air shooting guns and shout YAAAAR?


/spoilers I have tickets for this afternoon, so don't ruin it for me.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


BattleSausage posted:

Does he jump through the air shooting guns and shout YAAAAR?

If that's what you need in a movie I feel you're going to be disappointed.

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender

Olympic Mathlete posted:

If that's what you need in a movie I feel you're going to be disappointed.

Well goddamn I'm leaving now. Trip report when I come back. There better be some in-air shooting a screaming, this costs like 14 bucks.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Speaking of Yaaaar, I would like the next step to combine this movie with Dodgeball. Assassins trained to dodge bullets lead by Steve the Pirate. I have no idea why my mind connected the two.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Zzulu posted:

There are sumos? Does "John wick" shoot the sumo?

LOL how is this even a question?

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Why does an ex Russian mobster have an American name?

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
When Wick shot that dude in the head on stage and the whole crowd cheered, I felt like that was the director commenting on us, the audience, glorifying violence. And the director was right, because that poo poo was way awesome

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Yea that was super cool.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
I gotta say, I'm a sucker for the knee-capping early on in the garage.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

FizFashizzle posted:

I had often wondered how many head shots were required to bring down a sumo wrestler

there was this super fat guy in high school that got shot by a 9mm handgun by accident and basically walked it off and drove himself to the ER

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


I feel bad for the dudes who trained for decades to get into the super-swanky black-suits-and-guns gunkata club, but couldn't pass all the tests and got shoved into Larry Fishburne's Cabal of Homeless Assassins

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Oh and Peter Stormare owned as Vlad's brother too. "A FAHKEENG PENCEEL!"

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Tumble posted:

I gotta say, I'm a sucker for the knee-capping early on in the garage.

Full on situational awareness, Wick will happily beat down dudes his own size but then man mountain walks in. Audience expects a fight but no, Wick blows his knees out instead. :allears:

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I had a dream that I was watching John Wick kick rear end and then he revealed himself to be Neo.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Lasher posted:

Oh and Peter Stormare owned as Vlad's brother too. "A FAHKEENG PENCEEL!"

That was a great scene. He's talking about the pencil thing and his #2 goes "yeah, I heard, a pencil" and Stormare's delivery of "yeah, who can even loving do that?!" was hilarious

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

qkkl posted:

I had a dream that I was watching John Wick kick rear end and then he revealed himself to be Neo.

Whoa.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

10 grand for a blue velvet bow tie?

sign me up

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Filthy Hans posted:

No, but this movie is perfect for him because all it requires of him is to be glowery, terse, intimidating and professionally detached even when it gets personal. That's in his wheelhouse.

Yeah, he had a similar role in Run All Night.

That's a movie from 2 years ago with Liam Neeson. I figure I should mention that because nobody saw that one.

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.

Tumble posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6rHeD5x2tI&t=45s


No, John Wick didn't want to do it because he was "out", but the Main Bad blew up his house and then Winston was like "You're lucky he just did that, ya gotta do it. You're the idiot here for giving him the marker - you have to go do what he asks". So then Wick goes and does it, and then immediately after word gets out Wick succeeded, Main Bad guy was like "Well you know I'd be a pussy if I didn't avenge my sister" and puts a huge hit out on Wick so it doesn't look like he was the one that ordered the hit on his sister in the first place.

I think Wick probably would have come after him for blowing up the house, but the betrayal after the Rome hit was what sent Wick on his next revenge course.


Going after Italian prick after the house explosion thing was out of the question, as the rules of the marker/blood oath are clear:

Resist payment, dude can kill you.
Run, dude can kill you.
Kill the guy who holds the marker, you are fair game.
Only option: Fulfill the blood debt.

Ian McShane even states these rules to Wick, and to us, so we know why he cannot kill him right now.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
In this movie Mr. Reeves' character, Mr. Wick, does a lot of violence.

I brought my mom to see it it was pretty good.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

PassTheRemote posted:

John Wick 2 is a really good movie. Not only does he shoot people in the head, but the people behind the camera know how to shoot a movie. It's not quick cuts and shaky cam being used to hide the fact that we have a terrible director or bad fight choreography. The camera is placed back, and we can see the action clearly. I don't know why this seems like a really fresh take on action movies, when it should be the default way to shoot them.

Franco Nero plays Italian Ian McShane, always love seeing him in movies.

Wick also killed dudes with a pencil, so there's that.


the thing is that keanu reeves went into super hardcore mode and spent a lot of time learning the martial arts of the film, so they didn't need to do so many quick cuts to hide flaws.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

the thing is that keanu reeves went into super hardcore mode and spent a lot of time learning the martial arts of the film, so they didn't need to do so many quick cuts to hide flaws.

Keanu Reeves is wooden as hell, but that man goes to loving work.

Ichi
May 25, 2004

llama llama ding dong
Keanu was really wooden here, but one scene that sorta left an impression was the one where he went to get the backup case from the bank after they blew his house up. I got some chills when he looked at the briefcase and just let out this primal scream. It worked really well with how composed he was in every other situation in both films. Nice editing too, as they cut away like half a second after he started screaming.

Ichi
May 25, 2004

llama llama ding dong
Ps. If sequel speculation is allowed, I think that (also don't read if planning to play the earlier Hitman games)Wick is gonna fake his death to get rid of the contract and then do an Agent 47 and come shooting out of the casket, where he has been buried with 68 assorted handguns

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I think John Wick is going to Kill Everybody

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Ichi posted:

Keanu was really wooden here, but one scene that sorta left an impression was the one where he went to get the backup case from the bank after they blew his house up. I got some chills when he looked at the briefcase and just let out this primal scream. It worked really well with how composed he was in every other situation in both films. Nice editing too, as they cut away like half a second after he started screaming.

The movie rules because there are only 3 types of actors that Keanu interacts with the entire movie:

1. Wooden Actors (every scene with him and Common)
2. Terrible Actors (every scene with him and Fishy)
3. Incredible Actors (every scene with him and Ian McShane)

In one scene you get dialogue between a pair of 2x4's, then the next is that same plank of wood sharing the screen with loving Franco Nero.

Benne~

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Whoa what the gently caress, from Wiki:

quote:

Principal photography began on October 26, 2015, in New York City. The film premiered in Los Angeles on January 30, 2017, and was theatrically released in the United States on February 10, 2017. It received positive reviews from critics, who praised the action sequences and considered it to be superior to the previous film, and has grossed $93.1 million.[3]

Hollywood gets it wrong again smdh

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