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darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

Silly Burrito posted:

Welp, another round of calculations using the NFL tiebreakers standings, and TLDR, congrats to the following teams. To the new owners, we do not accept ESPN's calculations, we use the actual NFL tiebreakers. Which can be A HUGE PAIN IN THE rear end NO WONDER JETSGUY GOT SO AGGRAVATED, but it's what we do. Congratulations to all you playoff teams!

AFC
#1 Quantum PhyZekes #1 (Namath Champion) vs #4 Jameis’s Crab Legs Emporium
#2 Chubb Hunter (Marino Champion) vs #3 Spinnin Freeneys

NFC
#1 Akron Peppercorns (Romo Champion) vs #4 Flowers for Edgerrin
#2 Deflated Bush (Montana Champion) vs #3 We Want the Rouge

This needs to be confirmed by Darkwolf, but here's the raw calculations made. If you see any mistakes, please say something before Thursday.



***RAW NOTES***
All rules from:

https://www.nfl.com/standings/tiebreakingprocedures

To Break A Tie Within A Division
If, at the end of the regular season, two or more clubs in the same division finish with identical won-lost-tied percentages, the following steps will be taken until a champion is determined.
Two Clubs
1 Head-to-head (best won-lost-tied percentage in games between the clubs).
2 Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the division.
3 Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games.
4 Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference.
5 Strength of victory.
6 Strength of schedule.
7 Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed.
8 Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed.
9 Best net points in common games.
10 Best net points in all games.
11 Best net touchdowns in all games.
12 Coin toss

To Break A Tie For The Wild-Card Team
If it is necessary to break ties to determine the two Wild-Card clubs from each conference, the following steps will be taken.
1 If the tied clubs are from the same division, apply division tie breaker.


Quantum PhyZekes - #1 seed AFC (Namath Champion)
Akron Peppercorns - #1 seed NFC (Romo Champion)

AFC Calculations - First to find out the Dan Marino Champion

Chubb Hunter / Jameis’s Crab Legs Emporium - Each 1-1 against each other.

Division Record
Chubb Hunter 5-3
Jameis’s Crab Legs Emporium 5-3

Common games 5-3 in the division already
Both won against Epstein 1-0
Conference record
Jameis 7-4
Chubb 7-4

Strength of victory
Jameis
6-7
5-8
6-7
6-7
4-9
8-5
6-7
5-8
46-58 .442 Strength of Victory

Chubb
8-5
6-7
5-8
4-9
5-8
9-4
6-7
6-7
49-55 .471 Strength of Victory

CHUBB WINS DAN MARINO AFTER A BILLION CALCULATIONS AND #2 SEED

Oh god what’’s next…wait

Spinnin Freeneys beat Jameis’s Crab Legs Emporium head to head

Spinnin Freeneys #3 seed
Jameis’s Crab Legs Emporium #4 seed

NFC

We Want The Rouge Lost 2-0 to Deflated Bush

Deflated Bush is #2 seed (Montana Champion)
We Want the Rouge is #3 seed (highest remaining record)

Rated R Superstars and Flowers for Edgerrin both 7-6
Both have a 1-1 record against each other

Division Records
Rated R Superstars 5-3
Flowers for Edgerrin 5-3

Common Games
Both lost to We Want the Rouge
Both won against Boudin Ballers

Conference Record
Flowers for Edgerrin 7-4
Rated R Superstars 6-5

Flowers for Edgerrin wins the #4 seed!

AFC
Quantum PhyZekes vs Jameis’s Crab Legs Emporium
Chubb Hunter vs Spinnin Freeneys

NFC
Akron Peppercorns vs Flowers for Edgerrin
Deflated Bush vs We Want the Rouge

Your math seems impeccable and you have once again beaten me to the punch. It looks great, print it!

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tuckfard
Dec 9, 2003

Just chillin
Closest I’ve come to the playoffs in a while. Thanks, Christian McCaffrey!

Looking forward to see what scrubs help win a super bowl. Here’s to next year!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'll probably change my name next year. I don't want to have a reputation as "that Huge Penis guy."

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Quiet Feet posted:

I'll probably change my name next year. I don't want to have a reputation as "that Huge Penis guy."

Said no man ever.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Ha, well, the playoffs were fun while they lasted!

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

ShakeZula posted:

Ha, well, the playoffs were fun while they lasted!

gently caress.

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

I’m still feeling ok if Thielen is good to go.

eye twitches nervously

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Of course Titty Kisser puts up 38 points on me in the playoffs.....

Deflated Bush is going all the way if they keep having that kind of foresight.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


MakaVillian posted:

Of course Titty Kisser puts up 38 points on me in the playoffs.....

Deflated Bush is going all the way if they keep having that kind of foresight.

With Dallas in a tailspin I felt more comfortable on the Trubisky gamble than Goff against Seattle hungry for that bye.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

jabro posted:

With Dallas in a tailspin I felt more comfortable on the Trubisky gamble than Goff against Seattle hungry for that bye.

Well I don't like it!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

MakaVillian posted:

Well I don't like it!

Start your own lovely quarterback and show him!

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

ShakeZula posted:

Ha, well, the playoffs were fun while they lasted!

While I was hooting and hollering like a dipshit during Thursday's game, it's not over in the least - I'm terrified of what Russell Wilson, a healthy Alshon Jeffery, and the Falcons D/ST in the same matchup that wrecked me in our last matchup are going to do on Sunday.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Silly Burrito posted:

Start your own lovely quarterback and show him!

I've been doing that all year :smug:

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Countin’ on some dude named Parris to pick up Thielen’s slack and help me reach the promised land. That ain’t even a name, that’s a city.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Congrats, it looks like all the division champions won this week.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

4th time in the conference finals! So far I've lost to Ryan Tannehill in the semis, lost because I didn't start Ryan Tannehill in the finals, and got more than doubled up in the finals the time Ryan Tannehill wasn't involved. Glad than I have Ryan Tannehill on the bench!

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Well I'm comforted at least by the fact that there was no move I could've made that would have won me the game. Congrats Pecota, represent the division with pride.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

ShakeZula posted:

Well I'm comforted at least by the fact that there was no move I could've made that would have won me the game. Congrats Pecota, represent the division with pride.

:911: I’ll do my best

Cowboys/Rams with my Zeke/Cooper/Witten vs. Deflated Bush’s Goff/Rams DST is going to be sick (or possibly extremely not-sick)

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Soooo it’s bedtime here and Lamar GodKing Jackson is still questionable. I’m gonna be irked if I lose on this gamble, but I’m not about to bench the dude.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Lock posted:

Soooo it’s bedtime here and Lamar GodKing Jackson is still questionable. I’m gonna be irked if I lose on this gamble, but I’m not about to bench the dude.

NFLN said he's more probable than questionable

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Yeah, reckon I didn’t have too much to worry about.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Win or lose I should just loving start Tannehill over Watson already

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wow, HUGE PENIS is up by a lot!

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Quiet Feet posted:

Wow, HUGE PENIS is up by a lot!

He always rises to the occasion.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Welp, I'm hosed unless the 49ers defense pops off. Thanks for showing up, Zeke and Allen Robinson!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Power of Pecota posted:

Welp, I'm hosed unless the 49ers defense pops off. Thanks for showing up, Zeke and Allen Robinson!

"I should've played Ryan Tannehill over Deshaun Watson" is not a sentence that any of us should say in our lifetime.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Silly Burrito posted:

"I should've played Ryan Tannehill over Deshaun Watson" is not a sentence that any of us should say in our lifetime.

Print the shirts

E: Holy poo poo Tony Pollard's back out and Zeke's back in, gently caress yeah

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Thought I'd grab a screencap of this in the instant before my guys hosed it up. WOULD HAVE REALLY BEEN COOL FOR SF TO RETURN THAT FUMBLE ONE MORE YARD

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Power of Pecota posted:

Thought I'd grab a screencap of this in the instant before my guys hosed it up. WOULD HAVE REALLY BEEN COOL FOR SF TO RETURN THAT FUMBLE ONE MORE YARD



HE BROKE THE PLANE!!!!!!!!!!



And a Goff TD. Don't have to worry about stat correction now. Whew.


Awesome match up!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
So Montana vs. Marino, huh?

If Montana wins, it's 4 championships for each. If Marino wins, Marino has a 5-3 advantage.

:thunk:

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Hoping to do y’all proud my Marino mates

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

jabro posted:

HE BROKE THE PLANE!!!!!!!!!!



And a Goff TD. Don't have to worry about stat correction now. Whew.


Awesome match up!

Yeah, that’s about as down to the wire as I’ve seen. Good luck in the finals!

Lock
Aug 8, 2007

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Gonna be flying halfway around the world in an hour. But I’m feeling preeeeety good y’all.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm glad that HUGE PENIS could go out with a bang.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I know it's not over yet, but man, barring Trubisky having a game for the ages, I think it's pretty safe to congratulate Lock on his victory!

And just think......

Lock posted:

Somehow I’ve ended up at the top of several waitlists and I’m nearing my fantasy limit. I’m happy to stay in to keep things running smoothly, but if someone else wants in feel free to give them my spot.

Lock posted:

I’d love to give it a shot, always loved following the madness of this league. But I’ve got some big IRL stuff coming up I need to deal with and I’m already at my usual league limit. Like I said though I’ll stay in if you need me.

you almost gave it away. :)

Who would've thought a team with Lamar Jackson would win the Super Bowl this year? Shocking, shocking I say.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


If he's going to have a game for the ages he better hurry the hell up. I'm tired of waiting.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Pfft, Chubb Hunter can't be that good. I have it on good authority that he lost to the last place team in his division! A crappy team led by a moron with a stupid gimmick name!

Edit: in all seriousness though congrats. :)

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Dec 23, 2019

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Congrats on your win, Lock!

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

still fighting for consolation 3rd here :unsmith:

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