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This forum is my entire personality and reason for being. I need it to continue to exist.
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every morning I wake up and scream "WHAT HATH I WROUGHT????"
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:every morning I wake up and scream "WHAT HATH I WROUGHT????"
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Valko posted:You've got to wonder what's going on with all these ancient accounts coming out of the woodwork and posting as if they just got out of the cryogenic chamber they've been in for the last 15-20 years. ‘03 is not ancient, noob
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gently caress Your Website posted:It's a house built on abusive behavior and bullying and avoiding responsibility. Actually I think it uses PHP op. So yes
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Jan 15, 2021 08:11
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Slow-Scan Shep posted:The OP is part of a genre of posts (mostly but by no means exclusively seen on Twitter/Tumblr/Mastadon) that has been around since roughly 2012 where the hyperwoke self-flagellate for having posted on "the pink forum" or "the tenbux forum". The poster thinks that they or their former community (be it here or 4chan, though sometimes it's smaller places) is responsible for making GBS threads up the net but that's not really true. No one group of civilians shitted up the net, the mental impact of the 2008 crash coupled with the addictive mind-game dopamine poo poo of modern social media did the vast majority of the work of making GBS threads up the net. Trolling-as-a-subculture did play a role and I shouldn't diminish that but it was utterly incapable of effecting such a change all by itself. IMO the net was ruined by Tim Berners-Lee.
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Slow-Scan Shep posted:The OP is part of a genre of posts (mostly but by no means exclusively seen on Twitter/Tumblr/Mastadon) that has been around since roughly 2012 where the hyperwoke self-flagellate for having posted on "the pink forum" or "the tenbux forum". The poster thinks that they or their former community (be it here or 4chan, though sometimes it's smaller places) is responsible for making GBS threads up the net but that's not really true. No one group of civilians shitted up the net, the mental impact of the 2008 crash coupled with the addictive mind-game dopamine poo poo of modern social media did the vast majority of the work of making GBS threads up the net. Trolling-as-a-subculture did play a role and I shouldn't diminish that but it was utterly incapable of effecting such a change all by itself. A good post.
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I’m ordering sliders and fried pie from Uber eats and getting high. Anyone want to join me? E: to make amends that is
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Once I was at a restaurant in the American South and they offered me fried pie, but they pronounced it "fraud paw" and I couldn't understand them, and when I finally figured it out I laughed, and I made fun of that restaurant for like a week. I should probably make amends for that.
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Jan 16, 2021 01:49
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Gentle Autist posted:‘03 is not ancient, noob His account is almost old enough to vote
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I was taking a tremendous and painful poo poo earlier. Sitting on the toilet straining to pass this incredible and greasy stool, my neck bulging and face red with effort. I began screaming. Before I knew it the moment passed and I managed to expel this incalculable large poo poo. While trying to catch my breath I realized that my entire posting history was just as wide and awful as this poo poo I just passed. I'm fine with it.
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OP's fatass sits down into the computer chair once more, its temporary break of not having to continually support hundreds of grotesque goon flesh and bone upon the feeble construction already cut short. Part of the chair creaks and microscopic pieces flake off as OP wolfs down another bag of Cheetos, adding yet another layer of curdling cheese filth to the keyboard. As parts of badly chewed Cheeto sloppily runs down the corner of OP's basking shark-like mouth, OP grins with a maze of crooked teeth in one of the very few "Eureka!" moments OP will ever know. "Nyer hyer hyer harr! I know exathly what thread GBth will enjoy!" OP cackles to the delight of nobody. Thick, beet-like fingers hammer away at a keyboard long past the damages that have voided its warranty, in fact the third one the OP abused this year. OP goes to the first clickbait new site that pops up with a hasty Google search, genius laughter turning into gurgling cheesy at OP's own posting prowess heaves as the mouse highlights the URL to copy and paste into the thread. "Now itth all thet! GBth, here I come!" OP bellows as a psuedo-amputated finger slams the "post" button. OP waits in front of the computer screen, the only source of light in the pitch black room that can easily double as a CIA interrogation site. The first reply streams in to the OP's delight...only to find it a berating response to the thread just made. "No mattuh," OP thinks mid ventilating gasp as the last contents of a three-day old Mountain Dew bottle laced with backwash is mercifully put down the slimy throat and slam dunks into an overflowing garbage bin. OP stares and madly refreshes, too entranced to be discouraged. "Thurely, thith thread will go down in history!" OP thinks. But every time OP refreshes the thread, a new post emerges, sparking momentary hope. But that hope is swiftly smothered, much like OP's ungodly rolls of fat that could easily smuggle every printed post made by the account, upon seeing what every post really is. Flames. Insults. Humiliation. They only pile on more and more like locusts descending upon an open wheat field, the metaphorical fruit of OP's labor upon conceiving such a perfect thread, or so OP thought. By the twentieth post calling for the thread's death by gas chamber, OP's face wrinkled face is ruby red in steaming rage, more closely resembling a shriveled cherry tomato, frothing at rage at the other goons for not accepting the message, not embracing the slamdunk ultimatum it was envisioned as. Instead, the OP became the subject of such precise ownage. "No...No..." OP chants under bated breath like the one scratch-off ticket that would've earned an extra fifty dollars was thrown out. The wrinkles on OP's rage reddened face make the OP more closely resemble a shriveled cherry tomato despite OP's mammoth build that is identical to the nearby closet of dirty diapers worn and used to maximize more World of Warcraft grinding. "How could thith happen?" I...I...can't..." OP once again remorses, the tears leaking from the fat rolls practically making blinding OP turning into steam and coming out of OP's ears like a vintage cartoon character. Soft sobs echo throughout the room as OP cannot help but continue watching the replies go up in the thread, clinging on to the last remaining shred of hope, one iota of validation for the thread created, hoping that all these painful blows would no longer fall upon the thread nor OP...
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Jan 16, 2021 02:04
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OP told me that I can't be sucking and loving dudes and chicks and thems inbetween off unless I make amends for all the harm I caused. For my ex who had her cervix bruised for a whole rear end month because I jabbed my fat schlong in there like a madman, I apologize, she made it up to me by riding my dingus so hard my poo poo was swollen like a small bag of gelatin for a week. Also I poo poo myself once on the slide when I was five years old. Is this good enough for you OP?
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Jan 16, 2021 02:07
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This forum is actually very cool and good. There were times in the past where poo poo hit the fan but we have largely excised all that poo poo. The forum itself has been working gradually to make as many people as possible feel welcome.
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I've made good friends on this forum and literally got a job out of it that has sustained me and provided me with healthcare during the pandemic because of the friends I made so if OP thinks the owner being a piece of poo poo means all that accounts for nothing then OP can SUCK MY BALLS!!!!
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Music by wesley willis https://youtu.be/roxMH07qHmc?t=9 Lyrics by............... Wesley Willis Do something about your dumb lovely posts you just made a crap thread. Do something about this bullshit. stop making poo poo posts jerk. gently caress your website, gently caress your website gently caress your website gently caress your website Keep your crap threads off the board keep this stupid rear end bullshit from the world Take your rear end to the barber shop tell the barber that you're sick of being an rear end in a top hat gently caress your website, gently caress your website gently caress your website gently caress your website This poo poo thread is the reason why people hate you they are sick of looking at your lovely crap posts nobody wants to look at your lame poo poo why don't you stop posting you numb skull gently caress your website, gently caress your website gently caress your website gently caress your website Rock over London, Rock on Chicago Something awful Do you have stairs in your house?
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Gentle Autist posted:‘03 is not ancient, noob I hate to break it to you but 2003 was 18 years ago my man
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Jan 16, 2021 04:38
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Don't change this forum please. Reddit is the land of aggressive nerds, Facebook is full of anti vax freaks, and twitter is twitter.
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Jan 16, 2021 04:41
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Buckwheat Sings posted:Don't change this forum please. Reddit is the land of aggressive nerds, Facebook is full of anti vax freaks, and twitter is twitter. The forum is not going anywhere because of one uptight dork, hth
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Jan 16, 2021 04:43
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chang ethe forum please. i want buckweat sings to be very cross
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Jan 16, 2021 04:54
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Its too late I'm as grumpy as it gets.
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Jan 16, 2021 05:15
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mods please change my name to Decent Horse Wedding it's not related to this thread but I like it thanks
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Jan 16, 2021 07:12
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You haven't even made amends.
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Thursday Next posted:mods please change my name to Decent Horse Wedding What's wrong with the name you have now
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Someones got their urethra in a knot
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Jan 16, 2021 09:31
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we were wrong....the internet made everyone else smart
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theres a search bar in the upper left corner now? thats pretty neat
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Weka posted:Fixed this for you pal. thank u my friend. I will post better in future.
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Jan 16, 2021 13:39
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I want to apologise for my behaviour
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Jan 16, 2021 15:40
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I’m loving all these big beautiful hams
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Best served with a nice punch
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When I was in 3rd grade Spencer Hillman let me play with his Beast Wars Cheetor, and I broke it. Because no one was looking I blamed Eric Schelgl, who was really quiet and never stood up for himself, and Spencer beat up Eric at recess, and everyone laughed. I should probably make amends for that. Eric if you are lurking ITT, I'm sorry that you got beat up because of me, but we were all in survival mode back then.
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starting to think that the op doesn't like the website yall
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Prof. Crocodile posted:When I was in 3rd grade Spencer Hillman let me play with his Beast Wars Cheetor, and I broke it. Because no one was looking I blamed Eric Schelgl, who was really quiet and never stood up for himself, and Spencer beat up Eric at recess, and everyone laughed. I should probably make amends for that. I'm Spencer Hillman and that Cheetor was the last thing my parents bought me before the last Christmas. I'm going to hunt you down. Maybe I'll give Eric a call. Big mistake, gently caress.
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