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Columnist Getting All Self-Righteous About Rape Epidemic In College Sports
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Biden borrows $10 for lunch http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2013/11/22/obama-biden-lunch-capriottis-borrow-10/3673211/
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Parents Finally Cave And Buy 33-Year-Old Son PlayStation 1
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Another great headline/photo combination: Dog Unaware...
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11 Steps for Cooking a Perfect Thanksgiving Turkey Some of these are avatar-worthy.
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People on Facebook are currently pissing themselves with rage over this one: Archaeologists Discover Site Where Desperate Jesus Christ Turned Tricks The comments are almost as funny as the article.
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Jerusalem posted:Another great headline/photo combination: Every single person who owns a dog can tell you this 100% true.
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Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think 95 Percent Of Opinions Withheld On Visit To Family
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The Onion Reviews 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyx1U9QjWVQ
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It's that time of year again: Holiday Advertisers Seek Coveted Dicktard Demographic
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All Seven Deadly Sins Committed At Church Bake Sale
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Zugzwang posted:It's that time of year again: Holiday Advertisers Seek Coveted Dicktard Demographic I like the similarly themed Aunts And Stepdads Line Up For This Year's Hottest Gift: The Electric Tea Kettle
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Gann Jerrod posted:I like the similarly themed Aunts And Stepdads Line Up For This Year's Hottest Gift: The Electric Tea Kettle Does anyone else have Onion videos crash their browser a lot? I think it's linked to the ad they use, since when they switch ads I can be fine. I remember the 7/11 one around the 2012 election used to do it to me every time.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Does anyone else have Onion videos crash their browser a lot? I think it's linked to the ad they use, since when they switch ads I can be fine. I remember the 7/11 one around the 2012 election used to do it to me every time. Onion video links I open from the Awful app on my iPhone immediately switch over to the App Store and try and get me to download Candy Crush. E: on second read not what you were asking at all but more complaining about their ad service I guess.
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ElectricWizard posted:People on Facebook are currently pissing themselves with rage over this one: It would really have tickled my fancy if The Onion specially enabled comments for just this one article. Just this one.
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Captain Mog posted:It would really have tickled my fancy if The Onion specially enabled comments for just this one article. Post it to your facebook.
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Zugzwang posted:It's that time of year again: Holiday Advertisers Seek Coveted Dicktard Demographic I often wonder how they get permissions for some pictures:
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Brother Jonathan posted:I often wonder how they get permissions for some pictures: I'm pretty sure that their legal permission standards are next-to-nothing because they can claim parody.
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Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine http://www.theonion.com/articles/rock-apparently-factors-into-girlfriends-shower-ro,33138/ The last line floored me.
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Civilized Fishbot posted:I'm pretty sure that their legal permission standards are next-to-nothing because they can claim parody. I'm skeptical that's the case, but as I discovered while googling this, The Onion does have some good stock photo-related articles: Is This The New Face Of Jazz Or Getty Images Stock Photo #LS008662? People In Healthcare.gov Stock Photos Now Visibly Panicking Report: Someone Probably Masturbating To This Stock Photo Right Now America's Next Top Stock-Photo Model
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CannonFodder posted:Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine "Why does my girlfriend have a rock in the shower?" http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130717100133AA5UEPs Appears to have been written the day after the Onion article.
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Xandu posted:I'm skeptical that's the case, but as I discovered while googling this, The Onion does have some good stock photo-related articles: for anybody wondering: http://www.gettyimages.com.au/detail/photo/man-playing-trumpet-royalty-free-image/LS008662
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That sure is the onion logo 52 times, ayup.
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I presume he meant to link to this. http://www.theonion.com/articles/51-blank-slides,34717/?ref=auto
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calandryll posted:I was hoping Alan Alda would pop up in the middle of the slideshow. I thought that as well. I was surprised he is not on any of their presentation templates.
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This article about Green Lantern became one my favorites about six months after reading it, when I started reading Green Lantern.
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calandryll posted:I was hoping Alan Alda would pop up in the middle of the slideshow.
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MisterBibs posted:This article about Green Lantern became one my favorites about six months after reading it, when I started reading Green Lantern. I really wish they would bring back the character commentaries. They're some of my favorite Onion bits, especially Larry Groznic and Jim Anchower.
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CannonFodder posted:Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine This is from 6 months ago and the article is still hilarious to me Deformed Freak Born Without a Penis
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Man, The Onion has been hitting too close to home lately. Report: Everyone Starting New Exciting Stage Of Life Except You Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog Giant Burrito To Solve All Of Area Man’s Problems For 6 Precious Minutes
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Monaco Teen Doesn’t Want To Fall Into Townie Life Of Being Billionaire Race-Car-Driving Playboy Ah the regular life Onions are the best
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Bloomberg Defends NYPD’s Controversial Stop And Kiss Program It's really difficult watching the video while also trying to simultaneously read the jokes on two different news tickers, but ultimately worth the effort.
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Nelson Mandela Becomes First Politician To Be Missed
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It should come as no surprise that the final line is, again, an amazing closer.
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They're getting dark again this week Generous Military Sends $800 In Disability To Man Who Wakes Up Screaming Every Night
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