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Tatum Girlparts posted:Hahaha lookit this sad little man. Ah yes, the execution via firing squad that routinely happens during the "Trial" phase of the US court system.
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pentyne posted:Ah yes, the execution via firing squad that routinely happens during the "Trial" phase of the US court system. It does when you borrow your guns back from kenyan usurpers!!
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pentyne posted:Ah yes, the execution via firing squad that routinely happens during the "Trial" phase of the US court system. Why do we need a trial? He put himself on trial by ballot when he illegally tried to declare himself dictator and run for a third term, and We The People voted Guilty of Tyranny.
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Dr.Zeppelin posted:Why do we need a trial? He put himself on trial by ballot when he illegally tried to declare himself dictator and run for a third term, and We The People voted Guilty of Tyranny. I mean, Zed testified against him! That means that he must be wrong.
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Post 9-11 User posted:More like $30 if you're lucky enough to have a Planned Parenthood in town. Abrogating a right is wrong no matter how great or how little the monetary cost. If the feds started charging people two bucks a week to go to church, no one would defend it by saying "well poo poo that's only eight bucks a month sooo..."
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Whoever said Tinsley should stick to non-political stuff is spot-on. I actually chuckled at this a bit and it isn't even the tiniest bit hateful!
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That's a real degree, right? I swear, at first glance I thought Thomas was blowing god...
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Holy poo poo this is a genuinely good joke, what the gently caress is happening. quote:
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As someone pursuing a basic STEM degree, gently caress off with that smug "Good luck with that English degree champ  " bullshitEspecially from a person whose whole career is based in the arts. Ramirez actually was planning to go to med school and decided to do cartooning instead, but if a kid did that TODAY I bet Ramirez would tell them to get hosed. The cognitive dissonance is amazing 
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Jul 2, 2014 06:23
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But then he'd have $320,000 in student loan debt!! That doesn't seem like very helpful advice at all!!
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This cartoon taught me that I went into the wrong loving field of academia, but I don't think I learned the lesson Ramirez wanted me to learn. 
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"Get a REAL degree so you can do something that matters you loser college students" - A man who poorly draws political cartoons in a dying medium for a living
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I feel like that in the midst of searching for porn, Ramirez saw the word "scatalogical" pop up in common search results. And he said "hmm. This word has five of those word-beat things. This must be a smart word. I can use this in my next political cartoon by combining Smart Word with a Liberal Thing!" And thus Scatalogical Poetry was born.
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That is a pretty ironic cartoon for a scatological cartoonist.
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SCAT 104 - 3 Credits - The Complete Works of Chris Muir Explore the astounding mastery of the craft by this genre's Shakespeare, writer of the epic collection of scatalogical sonnets titled "Day by Day".
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:But then he'd have $320,000 in student loan debt!! That doesn't seem like very helpful advice at all!!
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Jul 2, 2014 07:27
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My scatological poem by axolotl farmer skee-bop-da-be-bop-doo roses are red violets are blue
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Mozart was pretty big on scatological poetry.
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Lucky for the recent grad, a job suddenly became available at the help center when the spiteful, unhelpful and abusive woman working there was fired.
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I studied poetry and a foreign language in college and now I make above the median household income, checkmate Ramirez e: I even made a TS Eliot joke at work today that nobody got 
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Nanomashoes posted:Mozart was pretty big on scatological poetry.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w
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Guys, I'm worried Ramirez might be right. If he can get paid to draw that, what excuse do the rest of us having trouble with the job market have?
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Does Ramirez realize that liberal arts degrees, being liberal arts degrees, all include a requirement of basic math skills? For that matter, does Ramirez think basic math is an actual job skill in the modern economy?
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Mellow Seas posted:Does Ramirez realize that liberal arts degrees, being liberal arts degrees, all include a requirement of basic math skills? For that matter, does Ramirez think basic math is an actual job skill in the modern economy?
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Dr Christmas posted:Guys, I'm worried Ramirez might be right. If he can get paid to draw that, what excuse do the rest of us having trouble with the job market have?
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Samurai Sanders posted:I was liberal arts all the way through (as an undergrad anyway), and waived the math requirement by taking programming instead, I wonder if that counts for Ramirez? Anyway, I think he was trying to say that because the guy didn't have math skills, he didn't know $160k was a lot of money. I think it's because he obviously lacked the good sales sense and business know-how provided by a subscription to Investor's Business Daily, and so he invested a lot of money in a whole lot of flowery poo poo.
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Xander77 posted:Does anyone have an average/median monthly medical insurance cost in the US? I need it for a very important facebook burn, but google gives me highly variable results. Well, this Wiki article says this: quote:From 1999 to 2009, Kaiser found that the insurance premiums had climbed 131% or 13.1% per year, and workers’ contribution toward paying that premium jumped 128% or 12.8% per year. In 1999, workers’ average contribution to the premium was $1543, and in 2009 it was $3515. For employers, their contribution was $4247 in 1999 and $9860 in 2009. [5] Also according to Wikipedia the median income in 2009 was about $50k.
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Melaneus posted:SCAT 104 - 3 Credits - The Complete Works of Chris Muir SCAT 136 - "IT'S poo poo", and other works of Eric Allie. Dr Christmas posted:Guys, I'm worried Ramirez might be right. If he can get paid to draw that, what excuse do the rest of us having trouble with the job market have? It gets better when you remember that how talented you are and how hard you work has no bearing whatsoever on how much you get paid. Wait no it doesn't 
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Fulchrum posted:It gets better when you remember that how talented you are and how hard you work has no bearing whatsoever on how much you get paid. Uh it worked for Ramirez and since everything is exactly the same as back then everyone should be able to do the same forever  
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gently caress you you dumb oval office, I have a Bachelor of Science majoring in maths and opportunities are incredibly limited, because "maths" isn't what's in demand, statistics/economics/whatever's relevant to your field of work is. I'm so loving sick of this worship of STEM majors, mostly because the people that scream the loudest about doing a STEM degree haven't been anywhere near the fields. Does anyone remember the talking point response for people who couldn't find work after graduating with a science degree?
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CampingCarl posted:That is a pretty ironic cartoon for a scatological cartoonist.
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BBJoey posted:Does anyone remember the talking point response for people who couldn't find work after graduating with a science degree?
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MacKay was on vacation and I've been busy, so here are his cartoons since he got back. 1An Egyptian-Canadian dual citizen journalist was recently found guilty of  2Our Justice Minister, Peter MacKay, is in trouble over two recent incidents where he showed some misogyny. In one, he said that less women are becoming judges than men because they have families instead so they don't apply (something statistics doesn't back up) and in the other he sent out Mother's Day memos congratulating mothers for changing diapers and doing parental work, and then sent out Father's Day memos congratulating fathers for shaping the minds of their children. His defence has been really weak too, basically boiling down to "It's okay that I was misogynistic because a female staffer in my office actually wrote those memos, stop being mean to me.  " 3Andrea Horwath lost the Ontario election, lost any power in the legislature, and is now just a passive observer for the next four years instead of a participant.  4Yesterday was Canada Day but beyond that I don't know  Bonus Peter MacKay cartoon gallery:  5 6 7 8 9
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"But even advanced nuclear nations have so far not had great success in finding efficient peaceful uses for nuclear explosions." Oh really now?
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Vulpes Vvardenfell posted:"But even advanced nuclear nations have so far not had great success in finding efficient peaceful uses for nuclear explosions." 
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Plague of Hats posted:Well, this Wiki article says this:
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I have a PhD in A Real Science and this poo poo pisses me off to no end. More people should be encouraged to branch out into "weird" or contentious areas instead of just having a trillion people with degrees in the same poo poo. Not to mention people are proficient and enjoy applying themselves to an enormous range of different poo poo. A dedicated MFA grad is worth a thousand Ramirez or McCoys when it comes to improving the community and world around them. For all the clamoring by the right over free market hoorah, they seem to conveniently forget that there isn't an infinite number of Engineer or Scientist I - IV positions regardless of how much they hate liberal arts. I won't even get into the debate over the industry's desire to drive down tech position wages by increasing applicant competition either since that's a whole other can of rage. BBJoey posted:gently caress you you dumb oval office, I have a Bachelor of Science majoring in maths and opportunities are incredibly limited, because "maths" isn't what's in demand, statistics/economics/whatever's relevant to your field of work is. I'm so loving sick of this worship of STEM majors, mostly because the people that scream the loudest about doing a STEM degree haven't been anywhere near the fields. Does anyone remember the talking point response for people who couldn't find work after graduating with a science degree? The response should be "gently caress off you ignorant rear end in a top hat" because someone piling on an unemployed graduate is blind to the most apparent of current events. The idea that a grad doesn't find a job simply because of their own faults is the pinnacle of contemporary just-world bullshit. The same person who takes shots at someone unemployed with a degree right now is probably using unemployment as a cudgel to characterize the current administration's efforts and validity which only further illuminates how hollow the detractors' positions are in reality. esto es malo fucked around with this message at 12:34 on Jul 2, 2014 |
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