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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

The Noid is referred to in the 19th episode of season 2 of The Goldbergs (set in the 1980s), when Barry lands a job delivering pizzas and is told how important it is to "avoid the Noid". He is so bad at his job, the boss eventually accuses Barry of being the Noid.

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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

overmind2000 posted:

The Noid is referred to in the 19th episode of season 2 of The Goldbergs (set in the 1980s), when Barry lands a job delivering pizzas and is told how important it is to "avoid the Noid". He is so bad at his job, the boss eventually accuses Barry of being the Noid.

I remember playing the avoid the noid video game lol

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Slippery posted:

I remember playing the avoid the noid video game lol

it was absolutely infuriating

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
also i went down a hole earlier today

https://twitter.com/tonyhawk/status/1081641577078874112

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Looney_Tunes:_Back_in_Action

quote:

According to Camp, a producer lied to design artists, claiming that Jordan had signed on in order to keep development going. Warner Bros. eventually canceled plans for Space Jam 2.

The film then re-entered development as Spy Jam and was to star Jackie Chan. Warner Bros. was also planning a film titled Race Jam which would have starred Jeff Gordon. Both projects were ultimately cancelled.

we were denied a whole jam universe

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

Russell Crowe's jockstrap is a leather jockstrap. It was part of a costume worn by actor Russell Crowe in the 2005 film Cinderella Man. In 2018, the jockstrap was auctioned off and was bought by comedian John Oliver who in turn donated it to the last operating Blockbuster Video store in Alaska.

Original use and subsequent ownership

In Cinderella Man, Australian actor Russell Crowe played American boxer James J. Braddock, who was the world heavyweight champion from 1935 to 1937. In the film, Crowe wears the jockstrap in the scene in which Braddock wins the championship.[1]

After the film was produced, Crowe took possession of various props from the film, including the jockstrap, and incorporated them into his collection of memorabilia.[1]

Sale and Blockbuster Video donation

In April 2018, Crowe auctioned off over 200 props he owned that were used by him in his various films in a "divorce auction" to celebrate his split from Danielle Spencer.[1][2] He included the jockstrap as part of the auction as "a piece of whimsy and a bit of a gag".[1] After the announcement of the auction, Bloomberg listed the jockstrap as one of the most bizarre items for sale.[3] The jockstrap sold for $7,000 ($8,450 with Buyer's Premium), more than ten times the estimated price of $500 to $600,[2] which also led to a flurry of coverage on this high sales price.[4][5][6] Crowe later admitted that he was surprised that it turned out to be one of the most popular items of the sale.[1]

The jockstrap and other items were bought by the HBO television show Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, which Oliver revealed on his April 15, 2018 show.[4] As a thank-you, Crowe donated the money Last Week Tonight paid to the Australia Zoo which used it to fund the "John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward".[7] Oliver jokingly declared he had achieved everything imaginable and could now end his show.[8][9]

Subsequently, the memorabilia, including the jockstrap, were donated to the last operating Alaskan Blockbuster Video store in Anchorage.[4][10] The jockstrap remained there in a glass case along with other items from the Crowe auction and became a local attraction.[10] However, the items failed to prevent the store from closing in July 2018.[11] Afterwards, the owners of the Alaska store sent all their memorabilia to the last remaining Blockbuster Video store in the United States, located in Bend, Oregon.[12] However, Crowe's jockstrap was missing from the items sent to this store, with Oliver claiming in September 2018 that he did not know its location.[12]

Reappearance

In November during the final episode of the 2018 season of Last Week Tonight, Oliver revealed that the show had reacquired the jockstrap and used it in a comedy skit.[13] The skit is a spoof of The Fast and the Furious starring Armie Hammer and five wax US presidents which Oliver's show had previously acquired from a wax museum sale.[14] In the end of the skit, Crowe appears as a mob boss holding the jockstrap he had ordered stolen.[15] As of the airing of the final Oliver episode, it remained unclear who owned or possessed the jockstrap.[13]

Wait, “jokingly” is unattributed: how do we know he wasn’t serious?

:ohdear:

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Heneage and Denny, as servants "whom he used secretly about him", were privy to Henry VIII's most intimate confidences about Anne of Cleves. He told them he doubted her virginity, on account of "her brests so slacke".[18]

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



her brests so slacke when she newdes

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

haveblue posted:

Heneage and Denny, as servants "whom he used secretly about him", were privy to Henry VIII's most intimate confidences about Anne of Cleves. He told them he doubted her virginity, on account of "her brests so slacke".[18]

starting to think henry viii might have some issues with women

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

starting to think henry viii might have some issues with women

Evidence of intimacy between the King and Anne is found in a love letter written by the King, in which he expressed admiration for her "pretty duckies" (breasts).[7]

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

3D pool?

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

looks like devil's triangle

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
it's regulation beer pong

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Sham bam bamina! posted:

it's regulation beer pong

Now I want to see bankers playing that, with cups labeled “FDIC” “Comptroller of the Currency”, “OTS”, &c.

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

The given device operates until the smoke is released from it, at which point the device ceases to operate. Ergo, the smoke is an essential part of the device's operation, through undetermined ('magical') means.[2] The joke's humor operates via the logical consistency of what is observed, versus knowledge of what is actually occurring. This is an example of the fallacy post hoc ergo propter hoc.

Usage
This has led to phrases (and variants of) "You let the smoke out!", "There's too many angry pixies running through the circuit!", "The magic smoke is escaping." or "I think you set your power supply too high; there is magic smoke coming from that resistor!" as euphemisms for the destruction of a component by overheating.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

aardvaard posted:

The given device operates until the smoke is released from it, at which point the device ceases to operate. Ergo, the smoke is an essential part of the device's operation, through undetermined ('magical') means.[2] The joke's humor operates via the logical consistency of what is observed, versus knowledge of what is actually occurring. This is an example of the fallacy post hoc ergo propter hoc.

Usage
This has led to phrases (and variants of) "You let the smoke out!", "There's too many angry pixies running through the circuit!", "The magic smoke is escaping." or "I think you set your power supply too high; there is magic smoke coming from that resistor!" as euphemisms for the destruction of a component by overheating.

Wrongthread.

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Schadenboner posted:

Wrongthread.

maybe thread title needs changing to “post the most wikipedia thing you can find”. still implies worthless but doesn’t rule out things that are good by integer underflow

Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

In one issue of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Archie comics, the Malignoid drones Scul and Bean meet with the nihilistic industrian Null to discuss the contract between him and the Malignoid queen Maligna. When Null insists on consolidating the contract through his lawyers, either Scul or Bean yells out: "Lawyers?! We don't need no stinkin' lawyers!!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinking_badges

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
The event, known as the Harrowing of Hell, would have occurred in A.D. 33 or 34.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Religion

More than twenty Roman Catholic cardinals manage active Twitter accounts,[430] nine of whom were cardinal electors for the 2013 Papal conclave.[431] Pope Benedict XVI's Twitter account was set up in 2012. As of April 2016, his successor, Pope Francis, has 9.06 million followers of his Twitter account (@Pontifex).[432]

In a 2015 European Foundation for Democracy-European Policy Centre policy dialogue panel in Brussels, Mark Wallace, CEO of the "CounterExtremism Project" and former U.S ambassador to the United Nations, said: “Twitter is currently the ´gateway drug´ for those seeking to recruit fighters for Islamic terrorism and this must be stopped.”[433]

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Soricidus posted:

The event, known as the Harrowing of Hell, would have occurred in A.D. 33 or 34.

Say what you will about John Romero and his contributions to iD but he had his finger on the pulse of the damned.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

syscall girl posted:

Say what you will about John Romero and his contributions to iD but he had his finger on the pulse of the damned.

uh what

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

rip and tear (basically the extended plot to DooM is harrowing hell and making people regret every being dead there)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
further background info: John Romero was the ideas guy at id software

his ideas included, what if a hell portal opened on phobos

can we get more hell? some kind of pentagrams, guys get with me on this

more camel sounds!

John Carmack was just the guy who said, hey we can trim these trig tables and make a 2.5D rendering engine that will run on a 486

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
please take your meds

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sham bam bamina! posted:

please take your meds

this is some pretty lazy ad hominem poo poo

but sure

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
He was the brand's last human spokesman before the emergence of the Energizer Bunny.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

In the 1974 film Sweet Movie, the event occurs to Miss Canada and El Macho while having sex on the Eiffel Tower, interrupted by some sightseeing nuns.[citation needed]

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

prefect posted:

He was the brand's last human spokesman before the emergence of the Energizer Bunny.
it'll surprize yeh! the energiz-eh!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
A theory that Iraq was behind the attacks, based upon the evidence that the powder was weaponized and some reports of alleged meetings between 9/11 conspirators and Iraqi officials, may have contributed to the momentum which ultimately led to the 2003 Invasion of Iraq.[176]

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
After Kazal, the term was used sporadically in medical literature from the 1970s to refer to a complex of gastrointestinal symptoms affecting gay men. The term was first used in the pre-HIV era, by Kazal et al. in 1976.[1][2] The term was not specific to any particular disease or infection, and was used clinically to describe proctitis and a variety of other complaints caused by a wide range of infectious organisms. Reported causes include herpes viruses, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, campylobacter, and shigellosis, as well as a variety of protozoal infections.[2] The concept of "gay bowel syndrome" was later expanded to include various opportunistic cancers. Transmission of disease was considered to take place by two routes: anal sex, and fecal-oral route. Sometimes, difficulty in specifying the method may be a result of transmission by both methods.[2] Following the onset of the AIDS epidemic, the reported incidence of these complaints has declined, likely as a result of safer sexual practices.[3] Those with the ano-rectal disorder experience increased incidents of diarrhea.[4]

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
2018 Wave 19—Chia Deadpool, Chia Predator, Chia Gremlin, Chia E.T. and unspecified Chia Heads based on Rick & Morty and The Golden Girls are being introduced.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Kenneth Lamar Noid
On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a special pizza and a salad and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police.[10] After the incident ended, Police Chief Reed Miller told reporters, "He's paranoid."[11] Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity. Noid spent three months in a mental institution, but eventually committed suicide in 1995. This incident has been insinuated to have caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot,[12] though this has been rejected by the company and the advertisers.[13]

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Aspiring writers of all ages, but especially students, are often driven to write the Great American Novel.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

https://twitter.com/deletedwiki/status/1083407267821584385

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
According to the Danish tabloid B.T., Norway was gripped by smør-panik ("butter panic") as a result of the butter shortage.[2]

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

According to the Danish tabloid B.T., Norway was gripped by smør-panik ("butter panic") as a result of the butter shortage.[2]

they were, it's true

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

According to the Danish tabloid B.T., Norway was gripped by smør-panik ("butter panic") as a result of the butter shortage.[2]

just going to assume B.T. stands for Butter Today, a tabloid about delicious Danish pastries

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also true

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