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Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Bashez posted:

I cannot tell if you're trolling by posting the game Diaw and Stoudemire were suspended for or not.

The Suns would have won it all that year and David Stern can rot in hell

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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Please use Libre Office. And not iTunes.


And not Chrome

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

https://twitter.com/swish41/status/862466338517905408

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
where did dirk get clothes that are too big for him?

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

chunkles posted:

where did dirk get clothes that are too big for him?

the late 90s / early 00s

real talk though idk i just assume they hire someone to get that poo poo made for them

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Dejan Bimble posted:

Streaming pornography has destroyed the san fernando valley porn industry as monopolistic streaming sites steal content on a massive scale and can afford to settle or wait out any lawsuit. It disrupted porn like youtube Disrupted music by simply not paying artists for their work. It's definitely the end of days and i personally dont look at porno but Tae told me all this information and said bardley beal uses his real name and birthdate as pornhub password

Lol

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Also lol at Bobby Brown time baby give Bobby that ball

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
It's Bobby Bitch

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
You know who would have won the playoff game? Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

hel-look's gettin surreal lately

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



chunkles posted:

where did dirk get clothes that are too big for him?

bummed them off duncan

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
i see your dirk, and raise you my favorite nba picture

https://twitter.com/olanderic/status/861337493626597378

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

He's not wrong

Also, yeah, the joys of growing up in the san fernando valley and eventually realizing the parents of a bunch of my childhood friends were former pornstars and porn directors

Kind of explains all of the dumpy looking dads with insanely hot wives

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Brolander posted:

i see your dirk, and raise you my favorite nba picture

https://twitter.com/olanderic/status/861337493626597378

That's some quality Jim Anchower cosplay.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Punkin Spunkin posted:

JVG made my hour but you made my day

it's perfectly sized

I'm a little upset that you didn't put the recycle bin inside the hoop

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Excerpts from a Harlan interview where he talks about Pop, sideline interviews, and how much they suck.

quote:

[Popovich] is old school, and I think he absolutely, positively detests these coaches being miked up. I think it’s a very simple answer. He thinks this is the most ridiculous thing the league has ever done. And in every coaches’ meeting, every summer at the end of every season, he is the first one to stand up and complain vehemently about these coaches being miked.

I think he just feels there’s got to be some kind of sanctuary where, in the laboratory—which is his sideline, his practice, his locker room—where there is no outside influence. He constantly turns off the microphone. I think it is his way, to be honest, in the wake of Craig Sager no longer being on our sideline … he made the Sager thing fun and enjoyable, and we all got it. And now he has so much hatred for the for the fact that he’s got to do this, as a lot of coaches do. They’re not at their best, their mind is some place else.

Rarely do you get any kind of introspective, any kind of depth, any kind of real meat to chew on when they deliver the answer. And I have not worked with a single sideline reporter, at CBS or at Turner, that has not brought this up and said “I’m scared to death to ask him a question. What should I ask?” It almost serves as this gigantic cloud over every broadcast. What is Popovich going to do? How is he going to treat us? Can we even use it because of his answer? And you know what? I get it. There’s a lot of things I don’t want the public in my life about and I’m sure yours. It’s a public game, and I get that. I don’t know that the fan is getting that much out of these sideline interviews, to be honest.

He’s old-school, and I’d guess—he’s never told me this—that this is his way of saying “I’m just not going to give you much. There’s not much to say. The questions you ask are never going to be what I’m thinking. I’m in the middle of trying to re-engineer my team and get them pointed with that compass in a new direction or continue on the same way.” They all look really uncomfortable, and to be honest I think they look bad. I don’t think it enhances the broadcast.

They’re doing the job, and they’re asking the right questions because those questions are asked in the follow-up press conferences. But during the game, when you’ve got 30 seconds to shove it in? The coach doesn’t look good, I think it’s a bump in the road that can be avoided, and I think there’s a better way to go about it. I don’t know what it is.

The coaches do not like it. Not one of them. They all detest it. They’re just not as cranky about it as Pop is.

I hate sideline reporting, it's pointless and dumb. Is there some secret cadre of fans that demands bland and obvious answers to stupid questions?

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
The only reason whatsoever to have sideline reporters is if a player gets an injury so they can ask the medical staff on the bench what the situation is. That's it. The broadcaster could have an intern or someone do that and then relay it to the producer who passes it onto the announcers who inform the audience. No need at all to have another person on camera.

Oh and I guess you would need someone to do the post-game interviews, but just have that same intern hand the player a headset and have them do it down the camera to the announcer and colour commentator.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
It's really to provide a buffer because the broadcast doesn't know exactly when the game will start out of stoppages, so they need to cut to someone who can say something for 5-60 seconds. Cutting to the broadcast table takes the viewer out of the game, and those guys are usually terrible on camera anyway.

Cutting the coach interviews is probably a good idea, but I think there is some use out of another analyst view or "I heard xyz from the visitor's bench" or whatever. It's better than JVG squawking about something trivial while the ref tries to get the players on the floor.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Lockback posted:

It's better than JVG squawking about something trivial while the ref tries to get the players on the floor.

Wrong. JVG is TV gold.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Dejan Bimble posted:

Open office is such a piece of poo poo. The chinese spyware thing WPS is the btter freeware one. But it's seriously a pain to pirate office for windows without corrupting your master boot record. It's really easy on mac

LibreOffice is quite good though

Lockback posted:

It's really to provide a buffer because the broadcast doesn't know exactly when the game will start out of stoppages, so they need to cut to someone who can say something for 5-60 seconds. Cutting to the broadcast table takes the viewer out of the game, and those guys are usually terrible on camera anyway.

Cutting the coach interviews is probably a good idea, but I think there is some use out of another analyst view or "I heard xyz from the visitor's bench" or whatever. It's better than JVG squawking about something trivial while the ref tries to get the players on the floor.

Doesn't basically everyone prefer the stadium feeds? I mean, obviously most people have never seen them but it seems like anyone who has likes them much better than national broadcast productions

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.
Sideline reporters do literally nothing. Coaches interviews are never useful, you could actually just have two robots dressed as the participants read random statements and it would be exactly the same as every coach interview.

"we need to hustle" "they killed us on the glass that quarter" "we just gotta get the ball to <random player>"

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
Machine learning says dunk the dang ball.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Libertine posted:

Sideline reporters do literally nothing. Coaches interviews are never useful, you could actually just have two robots dressed as the participants read random statements and it would be exactly the same as every coach interview.

"we need to hustle" "they killed us on the glass that quarter" "we just gotta get the ball to <random player>"

This is the only opinion I ever see so I guess my question is: who is demanding these interviews? Is it just an issue of flow like Lockback suggests or is there some ancient yet powerful network exec that still believes the conventional wisdom from 1970.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I like David Aldridge's sideline reports, but mostly because I like Aldridge and he does as poo poo ton of reporting before the game so he has some fun tidbits.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

DeimosRising posted:



Doesn't basically everyone prefer the stadium feeds? I mean, obviously most people have never seen them but it seems like anyone who has likes them much better than national broadcast productions

Sideline reporting ain't great, but stadium entertainment makes me feel like I'm losing brain cells when I watch it generally.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
Each team should have to designate one end of bench player to get interviewed instead of the coach.

I want to know what Joel Anthony thinks about the Spurs execution in the first and how they are going to stop Harden.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


attackmole posted:

Sideline reporting ain't great, but stadium entertainment makes me feel like I'm losing brain cells when I watch it generally.

It's usually not any good but it's easier to tune out and by necessity never interferes with the game, while they will go to the picture in picture of the actual game so they can finish a sideline interview. And every now and then something funny will happen while sideline interviews and commentator conversation are almost universally idiotic

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

attackmole posted:

Sideline reporting ain't great, but stadium entertainment makes me feel like I'm losing brain cells when I watch it generally.

Counterpoint: Red Panda. Every halftime you see her, you'll be on the edge of your seat wondering whether she'll catch all five bowls on her head or whether today is the day that she finally paralyzes herself on live TV.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Anals of History posted:

Counterpoint: Red Panda. Every halftime you see her, you'll be on the edge of your seat wondering whether she'll catch all five bowls on her head or whether today is the day that she finally paralyzes herself on live TV.

The one time I saw her live she hosed up pretty hard and missed like 4 bowls out of 5. Still really impressive.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

DeimosRising posted:

Doesn't basically everyone prefer the stadium feeds? I mean, obviously most people have never seen them but it seems like anyone who has likes them much better than national broadcast productions

zoux posted:

This is the only opinion I ever see

We (and most of the people we talk to) are outliers compared to the average NBA viewer. If you broadcast dead-air or something you'll end up with people clicking over to NCIS or whatever. The sideline reporters give a chance to re-engage more casual viewers because you weren't sure if you had enough time for another commercial. I think there are other things you can do instead, but you need to do something for live TV. It's the same reason on news shows the desk-guys toss it to the field people to recap the exact same thing before the press conference starts.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

filling dead air time is pretty hard, the nbas solution is sideline reports and some play diagrams and poo poo which is better than the nfls solution of filling 80% of their dead air, and theres a lot of it, by saying outlandishly stupid things in a huge concentration

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
dokmo, get work to buy you this for improved analysis: https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/data-center/dgx-station/

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Kibner posted:

dokmo, get work to buy you this for improved analysis: https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/data-center/dgx-station/

Ball in the cloud
https://www.paperspace.com/ml

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

zoux posted:

Excerpts from a Harlan interview where he talks about Pop, sideline interviews, and how much they suck.


I hate sideline reporting, it's pointless and dumb. Is there some secret cadre of fans that demands bland and obvious answers to stupid questions?


That's because your team doesn't have Ros Gold-Onwude on the sidelines :love:

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
dokmo, get corporate to buy you one of these for lunch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_sandwich

I will stake my reputation as a poster on its efficacy.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
I love the in-stadium feed. The regular rotation of half time shows is amazing (Red Panda, the two beefcakes who hug each other elaborately, old chair dude, etc.), I live for Kiss Cam and seeing the dumb pass player vignettes teams play. It's all incredible.

Also Red Panda is slipping because I've seen her gently caress up the 5 bowl toss a couple times lately. One time recently she hosed it up multiple times in a row.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
OH and one of the best halftime shows is washed-up rappers that sound horrible lip sync and rap horribly.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
How dare you! This is Red Panda we are talking about. RED PANDA.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

I just wanna say that thanks to the last couple pages of this thread I listened to Illmatic all the way through for the first time and would like to opine that it is, in fact, a Very Good Album™

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Count Mippipopolous
Apr 10, 2008

Kawhi Leonard is an example of how powerful machine learning has become.

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