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System Metternich posted:the_donald is back online, what do they say re: Trump's bow&curtsey combo?  +/- 6 million subscribers, lmao (definitely minus) 24,000 winners! Also lol that the National Suicide Hotline is in the sidebar as well. I also like that they are themselves also pointing out the insane amount of bots.
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Obsidianheart posted:I think this is really why I'm not a Trump supporter. I'm far too lazy for the required mental gymnastics to rationalize backing a complete loving moron who has such a short attention span he doesn't realize he's constantly tripping over his own criticisms and insults from 1-5 years ago. Seriously. Every now and then in an idle moment I try to figure out the mindset that would make Ol' Scoopy come across as some kinda macho superman and just end up feeling confused and exhausted. Your brain has to work really hard in really bizarre ways to make that happen.
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bloom posted:Seriously. Every now and then in an idle moment I try to figure out the mindset that would make Ol' Scoopy come across as some kinda macho superman and just end up feeling confused and exhausted. Your brain has to work really hard in really bizarre ways to make that happen. Try damaging your brain first. Maybe drink some anti-freeze, it's delicious!
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May 20, 2017 20:24
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May 20, 2017 20:25
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Fox News commentator calls on Republicans to apologize to Hilary Clinton http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/05/16/when-will-republicans-apologize-to-hillary-clinton.html
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May 20, 2017 20:31
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Did Juan Williams get tired of all the sambo jokes from his colleagues or something?
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May 20, 2017 20:33
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Shwqa posted:It begins We need a hand signal or something so we can recognize each other at the refugee camp and know that we shared the purest, highest-grade LOLs that human civilization at its height could produce.
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May 20, 2017 20:40
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Bacon Taco posted:We need a hand signal or something so we can recognize each other at the refugee camp and know that we shared the purest, highest-grade LOLs that human civilization at its height could produce. Does your fallout shelter have stairs?
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May 20, 2017 20:48
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Lol gently caress Juan Williams hmbol
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May 20, 2017 20:50
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As a non American this has turned into my favorite thread on sa, so if any actual trump voters read this I offer a sincere thank you 
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May 20, 2017 20:56
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Hihohe posted:Does your fallout shelter have stairs? Perfect! I hope the radiation sickness doesn't make me forget our secret pass phrase!
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May 20, 2017 21:29
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Shadow0 posted:
No they actually believe that the admins are running a massive cover up campaign to hide how many subscribers they have because reddit's advertising platform said "users" instead of "page views" after an update.
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May 20, 2017 21:39
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Bacon Taco posted:We need a hand signal or something so we can recognize each other at the refugee camp and know that we shared the purest, highest-grade LOLs that human civilization at its height could produce. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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May 20, 2017 21:40
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Bacon Taco posted:We need a hand signal or something so we can recognize each other at the refugee camp and know that we shared the purest, highest-grade LOLs that human civilization at its height could produce. Our shared experiences here will mark us. Like a seasoned sailor, or battle-hardened veteran. Just look for the laugh lines around the eyes, the lines of tears running down cheeks, the lips cracked from the strain of grinning so much, the thousand-yard stares that end in head-shaking chortles. You'll find us. We'll find you. Probably near something mildly bush-shaped. There was the rumor of another Spicey Sighting in the camps today.
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May 20, 2017 21:48
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Bacon Taco posted:We need a hand signal or something so we can recognize each other at the refugee camp and know that we shared the purest, highest-grade LOLs that human civilization at its height could produce. Just look for the people still chuckling to themselves even in the refugee camps. e: the above says it better
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May 20, 2017 21:58
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Not so sure about this line of reasoning, guys. 
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Catastrophe posted:Not so sure about this line of reasoning, guys. lol
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Catastrophe posted:Not so sure about this line of reasoning, guys. it's a shame political satire is beyond dead and these people are loving its rotting corpse.
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Groovelord Neato posted:it's a shame political satire is beyond dead and these people are loving its rotting corpse. Political satire was a mistake. Every late night show comedian pretends to be a news anchor and every news anchor pretends to be a comedian.
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May 20, 2017 22:19
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Snatch Duster posted:Political satire was a mistake. There is no substantive difference in content, but at least one has potential to be funny.
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May 20, 2017 22:23
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Bacon Taco posted:We need a hand signal or something so we can recognize each other at the refugee camp and know that we shared the purest, highest-grade LOLs that human civilization at its height could produce. "Do you have stairs in your house?" "I am terrified"
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May 20, 2017 22:28
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Snatch Duster posted:Political satire was a mistake. make late night talk show hosts great again MLNTSHGA!!!
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Attitude Indicator posted:make late night talk show hosts great again I agree but we'll need to retool that slogan.
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May 20, 2017 22:30
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Please don't quote snatch duster
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Bob NewSCART posted:Please don't quote snatch duster another white man encouraging others to ignore a POC who disagrees with his beliefs, shocking!
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May 20, 2017 22:41
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Attitude Indicator posted:make late night talk show hosts great again So... Stephen Colbert moves to HBO?
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May 20, 2017 22:42
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POC = Piece of crap in this case
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Hihohe posted:POC = Piece of crap in this case you wouldn't say that if my skin wasn't brown. thats pretty racist.
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May 20, 2017 22:45
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Bob NewSCART posted:Please don't quote snatch duster People who quote Snatch Duster are worse than Snatch Duster.
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May 20, 2017 22:50
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How come no one has mentioned Ward Churchill yet.
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NotWearingPants posted:People who quote Snatch Duster are worse than Snatch Duster. Yeah , I know, sometimes I just want to trigger those electrodes connected to his nipples.
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http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/20/politics/trump-saudi-arabia-dance/index.html you ever seen that simpsons where mr burns or moe or rex banner tries reeeeeally hard to smile
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bloom posted:Seriously. Every now and then in an idle moment I try to figure out the mindset that would make Ol' Scoopy come across as some kinda macho superman and just end up feeling confused and exhausted. Your brain has to work really hard in really bizarre ways to make that happen. I do the same mental exercise and always end up in a murderous bloodthirsty rage.
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Snatch Duster posted:Political satire was a mistake. You don't know how right you are. https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/864602943231623169
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Beelerzebub posted:He looks like he's in one of those really uncomfortable situations that you just try to play it cool. yeah he actually looks like he kind of went with it for a second and was a real person which is bizarre
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Dizz posted:You don't know how right you are. That is mean to say that about Mike Pence
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