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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Just112 posted:

My naughty chubby princess.

Naughty I will kill you

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 32 hours!
I like u chubby aunty :swoon:

pork steaks
May 30, 2017

a lovely boy
It's not true
It's not loving

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Vivek :wth:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That's the kind of thing Vivec would post actually

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Phlegmish posted:

That's the kind of thing Vivec would post actually

my rod extend 100000 into coldharbour and rape molag bhbai



My dad would legit be annoyed by this because he is old and crazy.

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

One side (of the family) lover, indeed.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
this is an incredible thread

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




I don't understand how that happened but better than the other way around I guess

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Phlegmish posted:

I don't understand how that happened but better than the other way around I guess

"yesterday, my sister proposed a girl...today, she is me"???????

that's hosed up

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

"yesterday, my sister proposed a girl...today, she is me"???????

that's hosed up

Sounds like something that happens in the Heinlein story All You Zombies.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

The MSJ posted:

Sounds like something that happens in every Heinlein story.

ftfy

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1496661846891.webm

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
wow, Steve

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Phlegmish posted:

I don't understand how that happened but better than the other way around I guess

I think he's talking about being friendzoned here

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Found it. Hell yeah, ride me to Goa on your motorbike, outside with the hair open :allears:

I work with a lot of Indians and the non Goan women haaaate the Goan women

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Figures. Goa is the only part of India that isn't literally a loving shithole.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

I work with a lot of Indians and the non Goan women haaaate the Goan women

y

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)

is she going to get murdered for this video

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Someone who knows more about India can fill me in on Goa. But from what I Googled it sounds like it's the tourist area of India because it's not a literal shithole and doesn't have all the social maladjustment and rigid culture fuckery we have seen in this thread.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

lmao

not fight you, just poo poo on your street

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Justin Godscock posted:

Someone who knows more about India can fill me in on Goa. But from what I Googled it sounds like it's the tourist area of India because it's not a literal shithole and doesn't have all the social maladjustment and rigid culture fuckery we have seen in this thread.

I think Goa used to be part of the Portuguese Empire, so they probably aren't as maladjusted as the rest of the place that was run by the British.

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

loving Indichads taking all the Bhabistacies

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

One fairly young relative on the maternal line, told him what lasciviousness his distant friends from Mumbai with the exorcist girls were arranging. I was shown a photo of one of them and to my surprise it is very similar to her. Some of the guys took her off and each night she did it with her, with only three. Anilingus was a part of her services. One of the guys looks like KHabib. She must have incredible shame.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Chrpno posted:

and each night she did it with her, with only three. Anilingus was a part of her services.

They mythical bitch lasagna.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Torquemada posted:

They mythical bitch lasagna.

:drat:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Justin Godscock posted:

Someone who knows more about India can fill me in on Goa. But from what I Googled it sounds like it's the tourist area of India because it's not a literal shithole and doesn't have all the social maladjustment and rigid culture fuckery we have seen in this thread.

quote:

destination of choice for Indian and foreign tourists, particularly Britons and Russians, with limited means who wanted to party. The state was hopeful that changes could be made which would attract a more upscale demographic.[42] Goa also stands 6th in the Top 10 Nightlife cities in the world in a National Geographic Book.[43] One of the biggest tourist attractions in Goa is water sports.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

steinrokkan posted:

One of the biggest tourist attractions in Goa is water sports.

Milky navels galore!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You are forced to become more laid back when your state is terorrized by British and Russian tourists (the worst of the worst) all year long

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted
Soiled Meat

Phlegmish posted:

You are forced to become more laid back when your state is terorrized by British and Russian tourists (the worst of the worst) all year long

Given what my countrymen/women are like when they're at home and knowing what they're like on a 2 week all in holiday somewhere warm I'd think shell shocked or numbed might fit better than 'laid back' ;)

But seeing as Goa wants or needs the tourist income they don't have much choice but to get used to public displays of just about everything.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Troll Sexy Actress getting self-aware?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

steinrokkan posted:

One of the biggest tourist attractions in Goa is water sports.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Must have been a prearranged marraige....

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

I'd like to maintain a nice gap between my balls, too. A comfortable place for my pennies to hang in.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Hmm...OK.

6/10


Every time this comes up I just wonder what they call their actual balls.

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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Find you a bhabi with a nice ball gap.

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