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Just rename the show to Game of Olenna and let it be done and give Diana Rigg every part like Orphan Black
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"The Lannisters are totally the underdog guys, they have no money and no allies!" *wrecks Danny's navy* *wrecks the Tyrells* *Casterly Rock is a trap, lol*
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Jul 31, 2017 03:04
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The Queen of Thorns greedily chugs the wine that means she won't have to be on the show anymore
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Jul 31, 2017 03:06
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gently caress this TV show for making me so angry.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:06
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Sydin posted:"The Lannisters are totally the underdog guys, they have no money and no allies!" Well it does sort of make sense for the experienced military commanders (Jaime, Euron) to outmaneuver the children playing war.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:07
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Ciprian Maricon posted:This show is bad and I'm glad it's ending They've got nothing left.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:07
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great sets, great production, the laws of time and space are completely gone. I loving love it and take back everything bad I've said
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Jul 31, 2017 03:07
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Why does this show constantly have to have at least 2 to 3 perfect Mary Sue villains that can teleport and kill anyone at any time
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Jul 31, 2017 03:08
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This aftershow, Christ. "The tyrells aren't known for being strong warriors. We figured they didn't have an army"
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Sydin posted:"The Lannisters are totally the underdog guys, they have no money and no allies!" Seriously, 6 seasons of Danny gradually building up her Across The Narrow Sea Army and they all get wiped out in 3 episodes  I mean Euron decapitating the Dorne leadership last episode was kind of nifty and added more intrigue but I didn't think they'd follow it up with almost all of Dany's armies being obliterated in the following episode.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:08
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TheRat posted:Well it does sort of make sense for the experienced military commanders (Jaime, Euron) to outmaneuver the children playing war. Except, we saw Danny and Friends utterly wreck armies across the sea. But hey, who's keeping track?
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TheRat posted:Well it does sort of make sense for the experienced military commanders (Jaime, Euron) to outmaneuver the children playing war. Also Dany basically has a history of of making incompetent leadership decisions which always get overturned by Deus Ex Machina cheese moments.
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CDHiggs posted:Except, we saw Danny and Friends utterly wreck armies across the sea. But hey, who's keeping track? And that's exactly why Jaime said he avoided open combat and went for the sneaky poo poo instead?
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Jul 31, 2017 03:09
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Sydin posted:Ten good men lol TheRat posted:It's a Bronn quote from season 3 What the hell is it with their random call back quotes? They really think that poo poo is clever writing.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:09
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TheRat posted:Well it does sort of make sense for the experienced military commanders (Jaime, Euron) to outmaneuver the children playing war. Danerys conquered most of a continent and the Unsullied have been trained since childhod how to war.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:10
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VaultAggie posted:This aftershow, Christ. "The tyrells aren't known for being strong warriors. We figured they didn't have an army" Dorne had literally four women as their fighting force, apparently
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Jul 31, 2017 03:10
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hahah the Unsullied have been hyped up for literally 4 loving years and this is what happens.
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Ragnarok the Red posted:I didn't think they'd follow it up with almost all of Dany's armies being obliterated in the following episode. The main bulk of her army (the dothraki) hasnt seen action yet.
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TheRat posted:And that's exactly why Jaime said he avoided open combat and went for the sneaky poo poo instead? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Okay, you got me with your great reasoning.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:11
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TheRat posted:The main bulk of her army (the dothraki) hasnt seen action yet. Give it time
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VaultAggie posted:This aftershow, Christ. "The tyrells aren't known for being strong warriors. We figured they didn't have an army" Did you not see who was riding next to Jaime? It was Randyll Tarly, aka the main commander of what used to the the Tyrell army aka the dude Jaime convinced to switch sides in episode 2.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:12
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My stream died around the Unsullied getting into Casterly Rock through the sewers. What happened after that?
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13Pandora13 posted:Danerys conquered most of a continent and the Unsullied have been trained since childhod how to war. They are taught how to fight. Strategy is a whole different thing, I guess. Low Desert Punk posted:Why does this show constantly have to have at least 2 to 3 perfect Mary Sue villains that can teleport and kill anyone at any time I am kind of starting to feel like the sense of time is a little hosed up. People seem to be able to bounce all over the map nearly-instantly.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:12
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This is all stuff that should have happened in the yawning gulf of wandering around that happened in Season 6. We saw this coming.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:14
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PostNouveau posted:My stream died around the Unsullied getting into Casterly Rock through the sewers. What happened after that? Jaime Lannister took HIghgarden and allowed Olenna to kill herself with poison. Euron destroyed the unsullied ships so they couldnt sail back. Olenna told Jaime she was the one who killed Joffrey.
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TheRat posted:The main bulk of her army (the dothraki) hasnt seen action yet. Opening of the next episode sees the dothraki standing on the beach looking at all of their horses laying dead upon the ground as one glumly notes that they knew they shouldn't have let them drink from the sea.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:14
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Mary Sue Euron Greyjoy is making everything very anticlimactic
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Jul 31, 2017 03:14
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It is amazingly cathartic to see the show deal with GRRMs endlessly expanding spiderweb of eternally unresolved plotlines by murdering everyone involved in them tbh. Also pour one out for OT, Last of the OGs.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:14
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Episode owned. Dany getting outmaneuvered hard is a good strategy to keep the tension going.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:15
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So basically Tyrion has more or less completely hosed Danny over two seasons in a row, first by completely botching his governorship of Slaver's Bay, and now by giving her dogshit military advice and getting outmaneuvered by Cersei of all people. Great job you loving loser.Shimrra Jamaane posted:hahah the Unsullied have been hyped up for literally 4 loving years and this is what happens. Grey Worm was dead the second he stuck his grey worm in Missandei and we all knew it.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:15
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apparently highgarden and casterly rock are about 550 miles apart lmao
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PostNouveau posted:My stream died around the Unsullied getting into Casterly Rock through the sewers. What happened after that? Euron sailed from the victory party in King's Landing to Casterly Rock to appear behind the Unsullied even though they left the Blackwater Bay region days or even weeks before he departed the same region for the same destination. This is not unusual for real naval campaigns because wind is a bitch but they didn't even explain it.
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TheRat posted:Jaime Lannister took HIghgarden and allowed Olenna to kill herself with poison. Euron destroyed the unsullied ships so they couldnt sail back. Olenna told Jaime she was the one who killed Joffrey. Oh, so the Unsullied took the Rock but they're kinda stuck there? They can't just start walking back?
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Jul 31, 2017 03:15
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Isn't this all being set up so Dany and her folk have to flee north? That seems to be the direction.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:16
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PostNouveau posted:My stream died around the Unsullied getting into Casterly Rock through the sewers. What happened after that? They won, but it was a feint-- the Lannisters had instead marched on the Tyrells, taking Highgarden. Jamie confronted Oleanna and gave her a peaceful death by poison, at which point she taunts him by revealing that she poisoned Joffrey.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:16
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eurons magic dragon horn and armor in the books have been rewritten as scry and teleport and I'm 100% OK with it
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Jul 31, 2017 03:17
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PostNouveau posted:Oh, so the Unsullied took the Rock but they're kinda stuck there? They can't just start walking back? Yes, they took the Rock. I'm sure they could start marching by foot.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:17
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Found leaked scene of the end of season 8. Cersei and the night king loving on top of the rubble of the wall. end scene
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Jul 31, 2017 03:17
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This is all being set up so that Dany has to go hardass and let lose her Dothraki and dragons on a bitch. She already wants to go burn Euron's fleet personally but her advisers told her not to. With a good chunk of her loyal Essos army in danger she'll do it anyway. Probably without telling the audience first so it can be a ~shocking TV moment~
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