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Kissenger now lives eternally thanks to the IDF Cum Squad extracting his essence through his anus
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 15:02 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:19 |
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They had to use special vials, purified thrice in holy waters because it kept melting everything less
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# ? Dec 26, 2023 20:08 |
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its 2024 and kissinger's still a stupid dead bitch lmao
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 03:12 |
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Are we sure? The IDF did just steal a ton of corpses to harvest parts that could potentially be used in necromantic rituals
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 05:09 |
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wonder if they extracted kissingers sperm
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 05:44 |
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as i do not believe that Kissinger is dead this thread will never be closed
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 06:28 |
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It needs to stay open so we can verify if it changes too, they might get his banner to the respawn point
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 06:51 |
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he was briefly dead, but then immediately rose from his grave
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 08:07 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:he was briefly dead, but then immediately rose from his grave somehow, kissinger has returned
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 08:08 |
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:wonder if they extracted kissingers sperm cum jacked again
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 14:00 |
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I certainly haven't heard about anyone performing the elaborate rituals required to keep him dead so I assume he's back and has assumed a new form.
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 16:23 |
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docbeard posted:I certainly haven't heard about anyone performing the elaborate rituals required to keep him dead so I assume he's back and has assumed a new form. This is what my sources in the bilderburg group say as well I need 3 wise souls to help me identify the new vessel for the eternal harvester of souls
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 17:05 |
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we aer still three months away from saying "he is risen"
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# ? Jan 2, 2024 17:22 |
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He ded RIP in PISS Blinken death watch page incoming
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# ? Jan 5, 2024 06:49 |
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thread has risen kissinger still dead
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# ? Jan 9, 2024 11:53 |
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Was listening to the Twisted Sister classic "Burn in Hell" yesterday and fondly recalled that Kissinger is still dead.
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# ? Jan 9, 2024 12:07 |
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what if kissinger was really the second cumming and we all just blew it? ;_;
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# ? Jan 10, 2024 19:35 |
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Blowing can lead to a second cumming.
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# ? Jan 10, 2024 19:46 |
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this is outrageous but also totally expected
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 05:10 |
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the lich eating it really did get some poo poo to unravel huh, Yemen is lit af to wreck the USN
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 07:10 |
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who cares about this dead freak
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 23:55 |
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So where's this freak buried? I gotta take a dump and a piss and then another dump.
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 00:55 |
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The Demilich posted:So where's this freak buried? I gotta take a dump and a piss and then another dump. Arlington, I heard Snake, are you up to the challenge?
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 00:58 |
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Is he still dead? This posting activity has me a little nervous
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 01:29 |
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The Demilich posted:So where's this freak buried? I gotta take a dump and a piss and then another dump. Arlington, so you're going to have to be discreet
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 01:37 |
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Nothus posted:Arlington, so you're going to have to be discreet he rested as he lived: in an exclusive gated community in the dc suburbs
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 02:10 |
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i'm calling it. this mother fuckin tuesday
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 02:58 |
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he is risen
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 02:59 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:19 |
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he is dead! d ead i say!
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# ? Jan 16, 2024 07:34 |