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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Triskelli posted:

I just finished reading “The Storm Before the Storm” and was surprised that Marius had surgery on his varicose veins around the time of his seventh consulship. Are there any surviving accounts of how the Romans performed those kinds of operations?

The story comes from Plutarch who doesn’t elaborate on the method, other than that it involved phlebectomy (i.e. cutting and forcibly pulling the veins out) and that Marius found it so painful he declined to have his other leg done.

However Aulus Cornelius Celsus, writing 100-150 years later, does describe how Roman doctors performed such an operation in his De Medicina.

De Medicina VII.31 posted:

1 We next pass from the foregoing subjects to the legs, and if varicose veins occur there, they are removed by a procedure which is not difficult. To this place I have put off also the treatment of the small veins which cause trouble in the head, also of varicose veins on the abdomen, because it is all the same. Any vein therefore which is troublesome may be shrivelled up by cauterizing or cut out by surgery. If a vein is straight, or though crooked is yet not twisted, and if of moderate size, it is better cauterized.

2 This is the method of cauterization: the overlying skin is incised, then the exposed vein is pressed upon moderately with a fine, blunt, hot cautery iron, avoiding a burn of the margins of the incision, which can easily be done by retracting them with hooks. This step is repeated throughout the length of the vein, generally at intervals of four fingers' breadth, after which a dressing is put on to heal up the burns. But excision is done in the following way: the skin is similarly incised over the vein, and the margins held apart by hooks; with a scalpel the vein is separated from surrounding tissue,

3 avoiding a cut into the vein itself; underneath the vein is passed a blunt hook; the same procedure is repeated at the intervals noted above throughout the course of the vein which is easily traced by pulling on the hook. When the same thing has been done wherever there are swellings, at one place the vein is drawn forward by the hook and cut away; then, where the next hook is, the vein is drawn forwards and again cut away. After the leg has thus been freed throughout from the swellings the margins of the incisions are brought together and an agglutinating plaster put on over them.

Which sounds about agonizing enough to explain Marius’ feelings.

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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

skasion posted:

Ammian considered himself “miles quondam et Graecus”, a former soldier and a Greek, when writing in the 390s. This is in his explicit, he’s providing his reasons for his apparently not-good-enough Latin prose style, but it demonstrates that a Latin-speaking officer and historian could consider himself a Greek in a meaningful sense past the age of Constantinople.

The meaningful sense might just be geographical and no more though? I'm a West Midlander (in the UK); doesn't mean I feel any connection to the kingdom of Mercia.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

feedmegin posted:

The meaningful sense might just be geographical and no more though? I'm a West Midlander (in the UK); doesn't mean I feel any connection to the kingdom of Mercia.

As an East Anglian, speak for yourself

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

feedmegin posted:

The meaningful sense might just be geographical and no more though? I'm a West Midlander (in the UK); doesn't mean I feel any connection to the kingdom of Mercia.

Geographical sense won’t work here, for Ammian was from Antioch. Greek was certainly his first language and it’s likely that his family had Greek roots, but he was not born in Greece.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

skasion posted:

The story comes from Plutarch who doesn’t elaborate on the method, other than that it involved phlebectomy (i.e. cutting and forcibly pulling the veins out) and that Marius found it so painful he declined to have his other leg done.

However Aulus Cornelius Celsus, writing 100-150 years later, does describe how Roman doctors performed such an operation in his De Medicina.


Which sounds about agonizing enough to explain Marius’ feelings.

My dad is a retired vascular surgeon. Texted him they link and apparently it’s more or less the same procedure today.

Just, you know, with antiseptic and local anesthetic.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Cyrano4747 posted:

My dad is a retired vascular surgeon. Texted him they link and apparently it’s more or less the same procedure today.

Just, you know, with antiseptic and local anesthetic.
:stonk:

I'll need to read up on what the hell Varicose Veins are because good lord...

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

Cyrano4747 posted:

My dad is a retired vascular surgeon. Texted him they link and apparently it’s more or less the same procedure today.

Just, you know, with antiseptic and local anesthetic.

That's what the boiled wine is for.

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

:stonk:

I'll need to read up on what the hell Varicose Veins are because good lord...

My dad has them recurring on his leg, it’s a benign but unsightly case of enlarged, tangled veins. Given that Marius was trying to prove he was still fit to lead an expedition I can understand why he’d try to remove them for vanity’s sake.

Triskelli fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Jul 29, 2019

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Is there a functional reason to remove them or is it solely aesthetic?

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


They hurt sometimes.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
They can cause complications: pain, bleeding, ulcers. Plutarch suggests that Marius just found them unsightly (and in a pantsless society others probably would have had opportunity to find them unsightly too) but who knows, maybe there was sound medical advice at work.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Epicurius posted:

I think you're misunderstanding what I'm saying. Obviously by 900, they're thinking of themselves as "Roman" and not "Hellene". I'm wondering about the other side of the thing. If the Constitutio Antoniniana gives every free person who lives in the Empire Roman citizenship in 212, but "Greeks" don't start thinking of themselves as "Roman" until post-Constantinople, then why does it take them so long? How do they see themselves in that century after 212 and before 330?

Ah, okay. I think you're trying to pin down a specific date for a cultural change too hard. Even if that happened, we don't have firm dates for it. The 200s are one of the worst documented periods in Roman history, things are so sketchy we aren't even sure about major political events at times. Trying to nail down matters of cultural identity in Greece in that period is impossible.

My sense is Greek speakers have an inferiority complex while Latin speakers are the top of the empire, but once that reverses the Greek speakers fully buy into their Romanness. But this is only a suspicion cobbled together from what I've read plus the behavior of other societies.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Kind of stretching the topic a bit, but does anyone have any recommendations for reading about medieval hawking and hunting? I read a pretty cool article this morning about the modern proliferation of wild boar as urban pests across Europe and it made me realize that almost everything I know about medieval boar hunting comes from The Sword in the Stone.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
There are neat descriptions of hunts in Sir Gawaine and the Green Knight.

https://unbound.com/books/sir-gawain/updates/the-fabulous-hunting-scenes-in-gawain-and-the-green-knight

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3842608

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZQWS5BpR-o

Ian makes good videos and his source list seems comprehensive: http://knyghterrant.com/index.php/recommendations/books/medieval-hunting-books/

Mr Enderby
Mar 28, 2015

skasion posted:

Kind of stretching the topic a bit, but does anyone have any recommendations for reading about medieval hawking and hunting? I read a pretty cool article this morning about the modern proliferation of wild boar as urban pests across Europe and it made me realize that almost everything I know about medieval boar hunting comes from The Sword in the Stone.

I was recently looking into this myself, and I'd also be interested to hear any suggestions. |The Hound and the Hawk by John Cummings seems to be well regarded, but I haven't put in the order for it yet.

On a side note, I'd probably trust White on the subject of medieval hunting more than anything else, because he was pretty obsessed with that subject. This had a sad outcome when he tried to train a goshawk using the medieval method of extreme sleep deprivation, as detailed in The Goshawk (and extensively debunked in the recent H is for Hakw).

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Squalid posted:

athenian history is just jumping from one easily avoidable and unnecessary crisis to the next.

The most impressive thing about Sparta is somehow it made it through the whole classical period without ever being sacked or torched or having their citizens enslaved or anything. I don't know of any other Greek city that can say the same

Did the Spartans ever face off against a Roman Legion or was their heyday over by then?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

SimonCat posted:

Did the Spartans ever face off against a Roman Legion or was their heyday over by then?

They lost their mojo when they got beat by Thebes like 2 centuries before Rome conquered Greece.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

SimonCat posted:

Did the Spartans ever face off against a Roman Legion or was their heyday over by then?

Their heyday was over, but Spartan and Roman armies fought each other during the Laconian War. It was a complete defeat for Sparta and basically meant the end to any sort of influence they had.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
What were the fighting styles like between the two? Were the Spartans still using the phalanx while the Romans had moved on to the a more advanced form of warfare?

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
The Spartans were using phalanxes (in fact in this war they actually freed the helots as well as using mercenaries to help make up the numbers of phalangites) but the war wasn’t really decided by pitched infantry battle. The Spartan forces fell back to Sparta rather than giving battle and the Romans stormed the city. But this was not long after the Roman victory over Macedon at Cynoscephalae, which was probably the first big demonstration that the legions held the advantage of flexibility over the phalanx.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Iirc wasn’t that that right after Rome had stomped Carthage and was riding pretty high.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Macedonian War is right after the Second Punic. Basically to reassert Roman hegemony in the eastern Mediterranean now that they’re finally hegemons in the central (and western) part. The Spartan war started because the Macedonians gave Sparta control of Argos during the war so as to avoid fighting them as well as Rome, but once Rome won they wouldn’t let Sparta keep it.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Did the spartans adopt pike phalanxes like the successors or did they go up against the legions with classical spears and shields?

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

skasion posted:

Macedonian War is right after the Second Punic. Basically to reassert Roman hegemony in the eastern Mediterranean now that they’re finally hegemons in the central (and western) part. The Spartan war started because the Macedonians gave Sparta control of Argos during the war so as to avoid fighting them as well as Rome, but once Rome won they wouldn’t let Sparta keep it.

It's also linked to the Second Punic War because Roman allies in Greece were fighting to make sure the Macedonians could not enter the war to support their ally Carthage.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Xanthippus was a Spartan mercenary and he did well against Rome in the First Punic War, till the point Carthaginian nobility became jealous and sent him packing.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Basically Rome was the 1990s Chicago Bulls and Sparta was St Bonaventure.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The ability of Rome to withstand loss of life was unreal.

A hundred and twenty thousand men drowned off Camarina in the First Punic War.

Sparta didn’t have that many men, women, children, and slaves put together.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jul 30, 2019

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Platystemon posted:

The ability of Rome to withstand loss of life was unreal.

A hundred and twenty thousand men drowned off Camarina in the First Punic War.

Sparta didn’t have that many men, women, children, and slaves put together.

Bear in mind that big numbers in ancient sources generally need to be taken with a pinch of salt, though...

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

feedmegin posted:

Bear in mind that big numbers in ancient sources generally need to be taken with a pinch of salt, though...

Now I'm remembering Procopius claiming that Justinian killed a trillion people...

(To be fair to Procopius, in the context of the Secret History it's clear than this is meant as hyperbolic invective rather than a literal estimate, and some historians have argued that there was a copyist's error and Procopius actually accused Justinian of killing "only" 100 million people.)

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
The Secret History has the best chapter titles of any book ever written on any subject, and including Ecce Homo

How Justinian Killed A Trillion People
How He Seized All The Wealth Of The Romans And Threw It Away
How All Roman Citizens Became Slaves
The Sky Tax, And How Border Armies Were Forbidden To Punish Invading Barbarians
Proving That Justinian And Theodora Were Actually Fiends In Human Form
How She Saved Five Hundred Harlots From A Life Of Sin
Other Incidents Revealing Him As A Liar And A Hypocrite

Would that Procopius had treated all Roman history in this way.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

Oh wow Fox News goes way back.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

skasion posted:

The Secret History has the best chapter titles of any book ever written on any subject, and including Ecce Homo

How Justinian Killed A Trillion People
How He Seized All The Wealth Of The Romans And Threw It Away
How All Roman Citizens Became Slaves
The Sky Tax, And How Border Armies Were Forbidden To Punish Invading Barbarians
Proving That Justinian And Theodora Were Actually Fiends In Human Form
How She Saved Five Hundred Harlots From A Life Of Sin
Other Incidents Revealing Him As A Liar And A Hypocrite

Would that Procopius had treated all Roman history in this way.

I read a history of Byzantium once that, for a bit of flavor, included some of the rumors circling about Theodora but I don't remember them including them for anybody else in the entire thousand year history. I guess the reason is most people don't have a preserved book documenting everything bad anybody has ever said about you

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Tbf they’re really good rumors. I don’t know of any other historical figure, Roman or otherwise, of whom it was alleged that she once did a stage show where geese ate corn out of her pussy

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

skasion posted:

Tbf they’re really good rumors. I don’t know of any other historical figure, Roman or otherwise, of whom it was alleged that she once did a stage show where geese ate corn out of her pussy

the one that stuck in my mind is her publicly lamenting she only had three holes

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

Once, visiting the house of an illustrious gentleman, they say she mounted the projecting corner of her dining couch, pulled up the front of her dress, without a blush, and thus carelessly showed her wantonness. And though she flung wide three gates to the ambassadors of Cupid, she lamented that nature had not similarly unlocked the straits of her bosom, that she might there have contrived a further welcome to his emissaries.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.


Extensive research on noted academic resource youporn.com indicates she was incorrect about the inability of Cupid’s ambassadors to find lodging at her busom.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

120k seems believable as it would have included the navies
. Mercenaries, and camps in addition to the legionaries.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Cyrano4747 posted:

Extensive research on noted academic resource youporn.com indicates she was incorrect about the inability of Cupid’s ambassadors to find lodging at her busom.

I think she is just complaining about her small tits.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The idea of Greece is an modern construct


Ask any Greek in the last 500 years and they'd say they was Roman

E:

I know I'm stating the obvious but I'm genuinely shitfaced, as is Roman tradition.

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Aug 3, 2019

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