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Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

The only thing I can do now is make Joey Splashwater real.

Time to hit the gym...

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I guarantee you after that made the rounds at least one small town indie kid who wrestles in gyms made his name Joey Splashwater.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Eli Cottonwood and Sweet Papi Sanchez were cool names.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Eli Cottonwood and Sweet Papi Sanchez were cool names.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Now post the Big E Langston pic.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

sticklefifer posted:

It's too bad Bryan Danielson never followed through on his Lloyd Boner persona.

He'll have to when he goes to NJPW after his WWE contract is up and can't use Daniel Bryan.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

AMReese posted:

How about ... Sweet Papi Sanchez?
how dare you

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
I now hate Xavier Woods
https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/764223093287948288
https://twitter.com/FUNimation/status/764203418369929216
https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/764262848864202752
https://twitter.com/msdanifernandez/status/764248369061441536

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/Thebeast_ufc/status/763932292163121152

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.
Xavier Woods is making a career about a thinly veiled reference to eating rear end, unicorns, anime and video games.

What's his SA account name.

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

Beautiful Ninja posted:

Xavier Woods is making a career about a thinly veiled reference to eating rear end, unicorns, anime and video games.

What's his SA account name.

Hulkamatt

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Speaking of Aron Rex, I just found this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJoxLtgO8SU

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...

Well now he's lost half the forum.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Not Twitter, but Brooke Tessmacher is not happy about a certain lady:

quote:

First let me say sorry in advance for my foul mouth and run on's lol hard to think about grammar when you're this fired up

Here is something for the dirt sheets:

I usually would NEVER lower myself down to someone's level like hers but this has to be said to defend myself and other soon to be mommies.

I was recently forwarded some ugly comments about myself and other women posting "disgusting " pregnancy photos. Her expressing how gross it is and that no one wants to see that and blah blah. After going through pregnancy I have a newfound love for all mothers and the courage it takes to love yourself in and out no matter how you look. I can't tell you how many beautiful messages I've got asking me where I get my courage to love every part of this process and to thank me for sharing it. Or messages thanking me for my posts because it kept them motivated or somehow helped them through the process, and also explaining the fear of judgment for posting a proud belly picture on their social media pages. And it's bc of idiots right here. First off you are a washed up drug addict. You are also a whore for any amount of money and recently just did a porno for some extra cash. Bravo formally known as "SUNNY" but now just trash Tamera Sytch. We are all so proud of you. You say "congrats at being proud of your baby bump but the world doesn't need to see it right?" Ohhhh but you're so proud of your vagina at your age you want to show the entire world for nickels in a porno? Lol. Huge accomplishment right there.
It's stupid asses like you that scare other women out of being themselves and out of sharing what they want to share on social media. It's stupid asses like you that put fear in woman's minds so they can't be strong and confident in their own skin. I mean I'm not sure why I am so surprised, you aren't a role model for anyone. So for all the mommies and soon to be mommies out there that want to show off how proud they are of their bodies we all say GO gently caress YOURSELF!

This photo is just for you!! I hope it makes you vomit

:stare:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

sticklefifer posted:

It's too bad Bryan Danielson never followed through on his Lloyd Boner persona.

IIRC, the name was supposed to be Lloyd Bonaire, and his gimmick would be he'd get upset about people laughing at his name. For some reason even though Bonaire was his idea, it reminds me of the idea Creative first had for Punk: Deaf wrestler.

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON

El Gallinero Gros posted:

IIRC, the name was supposed to be Lloyd Bonaire, and his gimmick would be he'd get upset about people laughing at his name. For some reason even though Bonaire was his idea, it reminds me of the idea Creative first had for Punk: Deaf wrestler.

LOL a deaf wrestler is that even real? Were they trying to get that deaf market revenue or something?

Almost, almost as stupid as Bazooka Kaboom

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
It's probably one of those gimmicks that would have been designed to bury someone so they could never get the momentum. CM Punk being in a Survivor Series match with Triple H/HBK/Hardy Boyz and getting the loudest cheers probably frustrated a lot of people.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Wasn't Austin originally gonna be slapped with "Chilly McFreeze" as his ring name once WWF signed him

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Wasn't Austin originally gonna be slapped with "Chilly McFreeze" as his ring name once WWF signed him

no

that was what they were working with post-Ringmaster

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I believe Ice Dagger and Otto von Ruthless topped the list they gave him.

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
tbf Otto von Ruthless is like the coolest name ever

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

sticklefifer posted:

I believe Ice Dagger and Otto von Ruthless topped the list they gave him.

Ace Dagger.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

I've occasionally wondered; If Austin had kept everything else the same, the look, the moveset, the catchphrases, but had gone with Chilly McFreeze, or Ice Dagger, or Otto Von Ruthless instead of Stone Cold Steve Austin, would he still have got over? Would casual fans have bought T-shirts with "Otto 3:16" on them?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chilly McFreeze says I just iced your rear end

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
I personally feel that he'd have been laughed out of the building. Jim Ross is horrible at coming up with names.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
IF YOU THINK WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS WAS THE ICE AGE GIMME A HELL YEAH

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

SiKboy posted:

I've occasionally wondered; If Austin had kept everything else the same, the look, the moveset, the catchphrases, but had gone with Chilly McFreeze, or Ice Dagger, or Otto Von Ruthless instead of Stone Cold Steve Austin, would he still have got over? Would casual fans have bought T-shirts with "Otto 3:16" on them?

Foley had the exact same hypothesis in his first book, concluding that the name would've killed him dead right out of the gate.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

IF YOU THINK WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS WAS THE ICE AGE GIMME A HELL YEAH

IF YA WANNA SEE ME KICK SOME ICE GIMMIE A HELL YEAH

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
Now I want WWE to hire someone off the indies and repackage them as Chilly McFreeze and just have them do ice puns and kick rear end.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
It will be a cold day in hell before you're champion McFreeze!! - vince mcmahon

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Optimist with doubt posted:

Now I want WWE to hire someone off the indies and repackage them as Chilly McFreeze and just have them do ice puns and kick rear end.

I like this idea if only because I want to see a bunch of backstage segments cut in a walk-in freezer.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Yas brooke you slay Queen

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
I'm surprised they haven't named a jobber Chilly McFreeze and dressed them up as Glacier from WCW.

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Foley had the exact same hypothesis in his first book, concluding that the name would've killed him dead right out of the gate.

Eric Eargone still cracks me up to think about it

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

AMReese posted:

I'm surprised they haven't named a jobber Chilly McFreeze and dressed them up as Glacier from WCW.

Sub Zero already wrestles for Hoodslam

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Sub Zero already wrestles for Hoodslam
I said a jobber. He wins as often as he loses.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

dsriggs posted:

Not Twitter, but Brooke Tessmacher is not happy about a certain lady:


:stare:

huh, hot on the heels of Sunny telling everyone Iron Sheik made a crackpipe at a sushi bar.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Well then
https://twitter.com/DeathToAllMarks/status/764608437544218625

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


boner fuel

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Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

coconono posted:

boner fuel

Daniel Bryan's next ringname

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