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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Neu posted:

$1 olympias! It's water.

fixed for accuracy


will still drink it in a pinch tho

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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ffff, i havent had a drink since day before st pats
=/

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
I'm posting from a bar right now while waiting for company and a neu girl is right across from me looking up the worst fruity drinks on her iPhone just because of the names. Her husband is thoroughly pissed off as he sips his sam summer

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
also caipirinhas rule, i went to a meeting in pirenopolis where they had free caipirinhas every night and we were not upright very much

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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its only 5pm how can you be at a bar there are 2 hours of work left in the day?

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
I bought a bottle of pimm's #1 and it works great with Hendricks except it is really sweet and kinda gross feeling (like jaeger) and I feel kinda bad having it outside of Wimbledon.

But it's good.

Vespers are excusable as well as long as you aren't an rear end in a top hat and need to explain the origin afterword. It gets you hella fuxked up too but being ridiculously drunk in a place that stocks kina lillet is not advised

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009

"Jonny 290" posted:

its only 5pm how can you be at a bar there are 2 hours of work left in the day?

7-5 bitch. I always have drinks with the boss after work

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur

what is this posted:

here are examples of girly drinks that let you keep your respect

• mojito
• last word
• miller's cucumber cooler
• pimm's cup
• aviation
• aperol spritz
• rum shrub
• french martini
• gin gin mule
• moscow mule
• pisco sour
• caipirinha
• jack rose
• hemingway daiquiri


this is just off the top of my head.


also it's spring so those are all spring drinks, mostly with citrus leanings, there's a million wintery/egg/spiced drinks as well


going to quote this extremely helpful post I made for people who go to bars this spring

seriously, have them make your date a last word*. she will be impressed. it will be delicious. you will get laid.

* bar must have maraschino liqueur and chartreuse

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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got dat wmd posted:

7-5 bitch. I always have drinks with the boss after work

oh my GOD HERE WE GO

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
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"it's george costanza" ?>
everyone clear the gently caress out the temperance police are here

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur

got dat wmd posted:

I bought a bottle of pimm's #1 and it works great with Hendricks except it is really sweet and kinda gross feeling (like jaeger) and I feel kinda bad having it outside of Wimbledon.

But it's good.

Vespers are excusable as well as long as you aren't an rear end in a top hat and need to explain the origin afterword. It gets you hella fuxked up too but being ridiculously drunk in a place that stocks kina lillet is not advised

there's no such thing as kina lillet, not since like the 70s

stop drinking while time travelling got dat wmd, it's dangerous

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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wife had an incident with chartreuse

god drat
that poo poo is some loving fire water

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009

"what is this" posted:


* bar must have maraschino liqueur and chartreuse

Better with St germain

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>
drink vodka straight from the bottle ftw

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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quality house. 11.75 after tax for 1/2 gal.

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009

"what is this" posted:

there's no such thing as kina lillet, not since like the 70s

stop drinking while time travelling got dat wmd, it's dangerous

Lillet blanc whatever same shut

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Trig Discipline posted:

fixed for accuracy


will still drink it in a pinch tho

:xd: we cover the "the" and say "Olympias, It's water!" when we drink it.

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur

Jonny 290 posted:

wife had an incident with chartreuse

god drat
that poo poo is some loving fire water


yeah it's awesome


last word is

gin (80 proof)
green chartreuse (110 proof)
maraschino liqueur (70 proof)
lime juice


tastes like its some kind of delicious cirtusy fruity vodka

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
If you care about abv you are literally a college freshman

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
I get upset and angry about what others drink and call alcohol because I'm an alcoholic.

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

got dat wmd posted:

If you care about abv you are literally a college freshman

wow. some of us just want to get the best value for our dollars. mods?

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

Neu posted:

I get upset and angry about what others drink and call alcohol because I'm an alcoholic.

i'm literally an alcoholic

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
I admit to being a snob and will call out when someone in my party orders something they can't afford

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

got dat wmd posted:

I admit to being a snob and will call out when someone in my party orders something they can't afford

i'll count everyones drinks at the table

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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got dat wmd posted:

I admit to being a snob and will call out when someone in my party orders something they can't afford

s'ok theyre laughin at u lovely rear end prolsche

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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we're all going to die awful post-apocalyptic deaths being literally eaten for sustenance by illiterate alabama residents. who amongst us can truly afford that scotch

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009

"Jonny 290" posted:

s'ok theyre laughin at u lovely rear end prolsche

Still debating if I should put the oem turbo kit on it or super. 3.6 supremacy

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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buy experiences, not things - a smarter man than either of us

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
No Protestant whiskey please

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Jonny 290 posted:

buy experiences, not things - a smarter man than either of us

there was a really cool planet money about this, a group of economists did a study about how people felt about large purchases. turns out people regret the hell out of buying expensive things, but very rarely regret dropping money on experiences

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

what is this posted:

here are examples of girly drinks that let you keep your respect

• mojito
• last word
• miller's cucumber cooler
• pimm's cup
• aviation
• aperol spritz
• rum shrub
• french martini
• gin gin mule
• moscow mule
• pisco sour
• caipirinha
• jack rose
• hemingway daiquiri


this is just off the top of my head.


also it's spring so those are all spring drinks, mostly with citrus leanings, there's a million wintery/egg/spiced drinks as well

its you ur the worthless wikisperg

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009

"Trig Discipline" posted:

there was a really cool planet money about this, a group of economists did a study about how people felt about large purchases. turns out people regret the hell out of buying expensive things, but very rarely regret dropping money on experiences

Truth. I return so much poo poo but every flight I've taken has been worth it. Don't care how much it rained

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

Trig Discipline posted:

there was a really cool planet money about this, a group of economists did a study about how people felt about large purchases. turns out people regret the hell out of buying expensive things, but very rarely regret dropping money on experiences

yea i didnt hesitate spending like $1000 to get into hockey whereas i would have hummed and hawed if i were going to buy something

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur

fishmech posted:

its you ur the worthless wikisperg

get back to me when you turn 17 fishmech


or when you lose your virginity but I probably don't have the patience to wait until you're in your 60s and they invent some kind of autism sex simulator

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

what is this posted:

get back to me when you turn 17 fishmech


or when you lose your virginity but I probably don't have the patience to wait until you're in your 60s and they invent some kind of autism sex simulator

Oh snap.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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what is this posted:

get back to me when you turn 17 fishmech


or when you lose your virginity but I probably don't have the patience to wait until you're in your 60s and they invent some kind of autism sex simulator

um fishmech got a beej from elf pr0n at gooncon 07 H~T~H~

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

what is this posted:

get back to me when you turn 17 fishmech


or when you lose your virginity but I probably don't have the patience to wait until you're in your 60s and they invent some kind of autism sex simulator

this is what sleep deprivation does to you folks. what is this is reduced to byob level "burns"

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

what is this posted:

get back to me when you turn 17 fishmech


or when you lose your virginity but I probably don't have the patience to wait until you're in your 60s and they invent some kind of autism sex simulator

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
trufax: i lost my virginity to a chick from AP Java class back in high school. welp, that's my story

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vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

fishmech posted:

trufax: i lost my virginity to a chick from AP Java class back in high school. welp, that's my story

thanks, now i have enoguh to get your rear end banned

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