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ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib
That this kind of thing is apparently easy enough to provoke in a range of bird species makes me curious: does any culture have an expression or insult like "May a horny bird gently caress the back of your head!" ?

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Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Sponge Baathist posted:

For this picture I cheated and held a sponge soaked in fluid. I needed more fire because I couldn't get the lighting right.

Sponge Baathist

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/mar/23/eden-reality-show-contestants-year-wilderness-no-one-watching


Reality survival tv show only aired three episodes but contestants stayed out there for a whole year.

Kruller
Feb 20, 2004

It's time to restore dignity to the Farnsworth name!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO13MHrDn0

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6l2py68WY4

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry
Terrible person JonTron will not have his voicework in Yooka-Laylee after airing his terribleness again, and he's notpologizing, too.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

XIII posted:

I met this guy a year or so back at a local comedy show in Denver. He and his buddy wouldn't shut the gently caress up, despite being asked multiple times. They were the very definition of "heckler who thinks he/she is helping" and, ultimately, we asked them to leave. But not before he tried to pull the "don't you know who I am? let me get on stage" bullshit. Ugh. gently caress that guy.

Oh God, I'm sorry to hear that. I can't imagine how his whole spiel goes: "Don't you know who I am, I'm the guy who drinks shoe polish and liquid fart for online people." To admit that in public as a source of pride is very.....well, Shoenice. And Beast in about ten years.


The 'Let Me Explain' part of his career's swandive.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

The 'Let Me Explain' part of his career's swandive.

No no no, don't you see? He's just not explaining it right. Once he manages to explain why black people are inherently predisposed to criminality in the right way, then everyone will love him again. Just keep swinging at that pitch.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/trump-supporters-husband-getting-deported-despite-being-a-model-resident

What a div

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Imagine telling your illegal immigrant husband that you voted for the guy trying to deport him.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

You don't pick up a term like "ethno-nationalist" without reading some websites with swastikas on them.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

chitoryu12 posted:

Imagine telling your illegal immigrant husband that you voted for the guy trying to deport him.

Burning_Monk has a new favorite as of 23:00 on Mar 23, 2017

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Shoe sure does pinch when it's on the other foot!

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Clitch posted:

You don't pick up a term like "ethno-nationalist" without reading some websites with swastikas on them.
He's already trying the "you shouldn't treat me differently based on what I say" argument, which is a standard play when "let me explain myself" turns into "so yeah, I'm racist but don't call me racist cause I don't call myself racist", so yeah, I think he's gonna go full white nationalist pretty soon.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5sieCeLcmU

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

ExecuDork posted:

That this kind of thing is apparently easy enough to provoke in a range of bird species makes me curious: does any culture have an expression or insult like "May a horny bird gently caress the back of your head!" ?

The closest thing I found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dGtJTlg1qg

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
http://i.imgur.com/2KS3Daq.mp4

I saw that going differently, in my mind.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Memento posted:

http://i.imgur.com/2KS3Daq.mp4

I saw that going differently, in my mind.

You couldn't have written this better.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



He was not following the 21" rule.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Sponge Baathist posted:

. I'm not a millionare so I poured it onto my hand.

Can't you use metho?

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Azathoth posted:

He's already trying the "you shouldn't treat me differently based on what I say" argument, which is a standard play when "let me explain myself" turns into "so yeah, I'm racist but don't call me racist cause I don't call myself racist", so yeah, I think he's gonna go full white nationalist pretty soon.

Aren't his parents Iranian immigrants or am I just pulling that out of my rear end?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Happy Landfill posted:

Aren't his parents Iranian immigrants or am I just pulling that out of my rear end?

Yes

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Happy Landfill posted:

Aren't his parents Iranian immigrants or am I just pulling that out of my rear end?

One is, but it's important to know that Persians consider themselves white, and so did the Nazi party for that matter.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

Years ago, my exwife and I were drunk and playing strip Rock Band. We did particularly good on a song and she yelled "Wooh! Chest bump", so drunk me, 100 pounds more than her, chest bumped her right down into our radiator.

Good times.

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014


If that's Eric Thames (the baseball player in the gif, just in case), he's the goddamn best. For example: https://streamable.com/qiw0

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Glazier posted:

One is, but it's important to know that Persians consider themselves white, and so did the Nazi party for that matter.

Aryan and Iranian have the same linguistic roots. So, yeah.

jontron is a nazi is what i'm trying to say

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

ExecuDork posted:

That this kind of thing is apparently easy enough to provoke in a range of bird species makes me curious: does any culture have an expression or insult like "May a horny bird gently caress the back of your head!" ?
That's a capercaillie, they're basically frat birds. Here's one beating up David Attenborough (at about 0:45).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xSj5XcByuA

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

This gives me so much schadenfreude.

It'd be one thing if they were considering him and changed their minds because of this, but he already recorded it. He already went out there and did the work and was sure he was gonna be in the game, and then haha nope!

Sometimes actions have consequences, dummy. Ahhhh so good.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

Zaphod42 posted:

This gives me so much schadenfreude.

It'd be one thing if they were considering him and changed their minds because of this, but he already recorded it. He already went out there and did the work and was sure he was gonna be in the game, and then haha nope!

Sometimes actions have consequences, dummy. Ahhhh so good.

But think of the great videos peoplecould make where they use whatever weird character he voiced in the game all of a sudden goes off on how Muslims aren't compatible with US society.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4gKPULa41Q

SHAM NO

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



chitoryu12 posted:

Imagine telling your illegal immigrant husband that you voted for the guy trying to deport him.

I guess I get that she's trying to drum up sympathy on a crazy hail-mary, but I can't imagine going public with a story that makes you look so stupefyingly dumb. If it were me I wouldn't go to the press, I'd hide in the deepest darkest hole I could find until everyone forgot my name.

It reminds me of this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...arty-party.html



¯\_(>:¬u)_/¯

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Clitch posted:

You don't pick up a term like "ethno-nationalist" without reading some websites with swastikas on them.

"No, no, I'm not racist I just don't like the tribalization of America or how white people are being discriminated against in their own country."


Looks like it's us who is the real racist.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

http://i.imgur.com/2KS3Daq.mp4

I saw that going differently, in my mind.

They'll fuckin cut you wide open

e: totally thought that was a sword

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
It was just a wooden garden stake, not that big a deal compared to what it could have been. When I first saw the video, I thought it was a star picket, which could have done a lot more damage to the guy caught in the follow through.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Steve-O only got pathetic when he struck out on his own, like Beast. Being a solitary jackass isn't funny, it's a fetish.
Wildboyz (Steve-O and Chris Pontius) had some pretty decent moments.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Data Graham posted:

I guess I get that she's trying to drum up sympathy on a crazy hail-mary, but I can't imagine going public with a story that makes you look so stupefyingly dumb. If it were me I wouldn't go to the press, I'd hide in the deepest darkest hole I could find until everyone forgot my name.

It reminds me of this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...arty-party.html



¯\_(>:¬u)_/¯

That's not the best picture of that set...



"GEE MUM, GUESS I'LL 'AVE TO 'AVE ME PARTY WIT NO BUNTIN'."

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

what the gently caress is a bunting and why do they call it that like 20 times in the article

learn english you fucks invented it

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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Sappo569 posted:

what the gently caress is a bunting and why do they call it that like 20 times in the article

learn english you fucks invented it

It's really not an esoteric word.

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