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Hey kid! It's fake, he doesn't have your nose! That's just his thumb. Oh, and that quarter was hidden between his fingers the whole time, it didn't come out of your ear.
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Jun 15, 2018 00:59
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Pounded In The Butt By A Bot That I Forced To Watch 10,000 Hours Of Gay Porn According to Malcolm Gladwell that bot would be an absolute pro at watching gay porn.
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I forced a bot to read through the Comedy Gas Chamber, then had it post a new thread. This was its opening post: HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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Jun 15, 2018 01:20
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Pounded In The Butt By A Bot That I Forced To Watch 10,000 Hours Of Gay Porn This one is very appropriate for a lot of threads 
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Doberman Pinhead.
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Wa11y posted:I forced a bot to read through the Comedy Gas Chamber, then had it post a new thread. This was its opening post: I hope this gets all the attention it deserves. Which is a lot.
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Jun 15, 2018 01:47
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Pounded In The Butt By A Bot That I Forced To Watch 10,000 Hours Of Gay Porn Forced in the bot
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Flyinglemur posted:I hope this gets all the attention it deserves. Which is a lot. I Have No Jokes and I Must Post
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Jun 15, 2018 02:37
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Stop forcing bots! This is how it starts.
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Samuringa posted:This one is very appropriate for a lot of threads The Tingler got a second Hugo nom? That's good poo poo.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Samuringa posted:This one is very appropriate for a lot of threads How is this not already the de facto response for spicy takes?
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MarcusSA posted:Ok now see this is how you write a good joke! Facebook Aunt posted:Hey kid! It's fake, he doesn't have your nose! That's just his thumb. Oh, and that quarter was hidden between his fingers the whole time, it didn't come out of your ear. Look, friends, all I can say is that those Twitter posts showed up, uncommented, in the "PYF procedurally-generated content" thread.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I Have No Jokes and I Must Post
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Samuringa posted:This one is very appropriate for a lot of threads In case any of you weren't aware, there's now a podcast by the Welcome to Nightvale folks where they get friends/minor celebrities/other podcasters to read Chuck Tingle books. Each episode is introed by The Tingler himself. They are as amazing as you might imagine. http://www.nightvalepresents.com/poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast/
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We Know Catheters posted:A girl told me once she liked the feeling of someone peeing in her A girl once told me She liked the feel of peepee Splatterin the back of her love shed
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Super Grocery Kart posted:A girl once told me Well the pee starts flowin' And it don't stop flowin'
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New Leaf posted:In case any of you weren't aware, there's now a podcast by the Welcome to Nightvale folks where they get friends/minor celebrities/other podcasters to read Chuck Tingle books. Each episode is introed by The Tingler himself. They are as amazing as you might imagine. Chuck Tingle is also a pro follow on facebook, even if you don't read his books. He's a force for good in a scary, confusing world.
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1stGear posted:Mangosteen 
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My mate posted this Google translate attempt on Facebook tag yr self
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I can only interpret the bottom as "30 years horny".
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Knormal posted:I can only interpret the bottom as "30 years horny". Nah just 30 years baking time which frankly I think is a ridiculous amount of time to expect people to bake it for.
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Knormal posted:I can only interpret the bottom as "30 years horny". 30 anuses horny
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I always wondered what Vault Boy did before the war
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Iron Crowned posted:Bite me, that was a pretty accurate portrayal of the Olive Garden, except that I actually want Pasta Nachos to exist http://www.theshelbyreport.com/2013/12/11/pasta-chips-now-available-at-major-retailers/
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:http://www.theshelbyreport.com/2013/12/11/pasta-chips-now-available-at-major-retailers/ Which flavor goes best with bright orange nacho cheese sauce?
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Kwyndig posted:Which flavor goes best with bright orange nacho cheese sauce? Mountain Dew, obviously.
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It keeps happening! https://twitter.com/IDEOTVPod/status/1007348474088570880?s=19
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wayfinder posted:30 anuses horny Tengo treinta anos horneando  Amphigory posted:My mate posted this Google translate attempt on Facebook  Edit also why does it look like a loving ransom note  Oh poo poo just saw GOATUHSE Dixville has a new favorite as of 15:10 on Jun 15, 2018 |
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Dixville posted:Tengo treinta anos horneando Google Translate has a feature in the app where you point your phone camera at something and it tries to translate whatever it's looking at and overlay it on the original image. It is uh, not great at it.
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Moon Slayer posted:It keeps happening! WHere's the Blue Apron ad
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Moon Slayer posted:It keeps happening! The Red Letter Media guys have done a whole series about stupid youtubers which aren't too dissimilar to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3K44GQwxbA Apparently actual youtubers have started posting butthurt "responses" to their callouts
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zoux posted:WHere's the Blue Apron ad Here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDMfDwDUxKE
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:It's a dictionary. 
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