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Skeesix posted:Wait, What If We Try Giving People Home Loans They Can’t Actually Afford To Pay Off? 
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Ariel Sharon: A Life Pizza! Pizza!
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The Onion Looks Back at 'E.T.' Pretty much everything with their movie critic is gold.
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Son, You’ll Thank Me For Pushing You This Hard When You’re 37 And Miserable tiger_parents.txt
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Boy, I’ve Really Put You In A Tough Spot, Haven’t I? By Woody Allen 
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Swift Boat Veterans For Truth Clear John Kerry After Exhaustive 9-Year Investigation
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DaveWoo posted:Swift Boat Veterans For Truth Clear John Kerry After Exhaustive 9-Year Investigation The first news-crawl during this story is great - Johnson & Johnson Co-CEOs Don & Dwayne "The Rock" step down.
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If you've watched any lovely Coors Light Beer Train commercial, this is for you and it's fantastic. BREAKING: Hundreds Feared Dead In Coors Light Party Train Crash
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They've done two amazing commercial parodies today; the other was for  McDonalds.
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Robert Denby posted:They've done two amazing commercial parodies today; the other was for That's just amazing.
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I was about to post the Coor's thing then see that beautiful McDonald's ad.
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Teen Drowns Right In Middle Of Grief Counselor's First Date In Two Years
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I somehow never saw Condoleezza Rice Holds Bathtime Talks With Undersea Representatives before, it's another of their wonderfully silly ones 
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Report: American Dream Now An Out-Of-Court Settlement
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Japan Grants Suffrage To Female Robots
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Woman Shows Hairstylist Example of Haircut She Wants
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Another excellently succinct headline: Fussy Eater 38
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Xandu posted:Can't even quote the title properly, but this is fantastic. Report:  % Of Americans Suffer From SynesthesiaAlso, this started off kind of bland, but as it went on it got better and better: Ask Cover Letters For An Entry-Level Social Media Position At ‘Field & Stream’ Magazine quote:The birds were Tweeting when I Stumbled Upon the perfect fly-fishing spot near my home in Montana. I had my Face in a Book and was so engrossed I nearly Tumbl’d down the hill leading down to the water. Phelddagrif has a new favorite as of 20:29 on Jan 21, 2014 |
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Xandu posted:Can't even quote the title properly, but this is fantastic. The mouse over is brilliant.
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Mandatory Unisex Golden Globes Uniforms Keep Focus On Stars’ Work
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BREAKING: Dogs Running
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Report: Imagine How Good It Would Feel To Just Crawl Back Into Bed Right Now finally, scientific confirmation to what I've been suspecting for years
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Mom Just Called To Say Hi And That She’s Very Sad
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My Mom is currently in Mexico and this is basically how her phone conversations go nowadays.  Oh hey, they wrote about my ex-girlfriend! Woman Takes Short Half-Hour Break From Being Feminist To Enjoy TV Show
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/best-most-original-idea-mans-ever-had-returns-1140,35025/ This article is interesting because the random town they chose literally had 10 residents as of 2012. It was also is a major inspiration for Silent Hill.
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Forceholy posted:My Mom is currently in Mexico and this is basically how her phone conversations go nowadays. I used to read the feminism thread in E/N, this article accurately describes so many people.
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I really like the "Woman Takes Short Half-Hour Break From Being Feminist To Enjoy TV Show" one because people on both sides of the argument think it's on their side, and they're both sorta right.
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Interns Treated To Informative 30-Minute Q&A Session With Totally Miserable Employees Yeah that's about right.
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Campus Tour Guides Reminded To Use Official Name For Rape Hall Actually made me laugh.
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For some reason Nation’s Lunatics Lament Rising Cost Of Car Meat hit me just right.
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Phelddagrif posted:Campus Tour Guides Reminded To Use Official Name For Rape Hall My campus tour guide was quite casual about referring to the easiest route to the beer store as "liquor lane".
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ultrafilter posted:For some reason Nation’s Lunatics Lament Rising Cost Of Car Meat hit me just right. Oh I love this kind of stuff. It's fantastic, like the old one that was something like "nation runs out of idioms" that was full of nonsense replacement terms.
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jojoinnit posted:Oh I love this kind of stuff. It's fantastic, like the old one that was something like "nation runs out of idioms" that was full of nonsense replacement terms. Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies An absolute oyster carnival indeed.
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Haha, Onion facebook just reposted this one: Google Shuts Down Gmail For Two Hours To Show Its Immense Power Gmail actually went down for a while today  (also google+ but noone cares about that)
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I've posted this before, but I think it's one of their best-ever pieces, and given recent events, I think it bears reposting: Your Obsessive Love Or Hatred Of Me Means Nothing In The Grand Scheme Of Geological Time (by Justin Bieber)
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This one just gets better and better with an absolutely fantastic closing line. Plus all those doggies! 
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ultrafilter posted:For some reason Nation’s Lunatics Lament Rising Cost Of Car Meat hit me just right. You'll probably like the other time they did that joke then: Alzheimer's Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes
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