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Nyn
Oct 23, 2018

MaxPowers posted:

shut the gently caress up you squid lov'n blue wearing, sea fairing, boat riding, mast hugg'n, navy pog holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Let me know when you have something worth reading.

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Nyn posted:

Let me know when you have something worth reading.

But enough about you’re posts

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Nyn posted:

Boot, what a terrible term to use. You really must not have had ammo for that one.

No good, god-fearin' military service member has comebacks this bad. I'm starting to think you may be a poseur

Nyn
Oct 23, 2018

Nyn posted:

After all the praying I did for him last night; I’ve come to the conclusion there is no God.

Not god fearin

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Nyn posted:

Let me know when you have something worth reading.

MaxPowers is worth reading tho. He's a good dude. Who the gently caress are you?

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
he's the punch rollingest j4g you ever did see -_- o_o ^_^

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

he's the punch rollingest j4g you ever did see -_- o_o ^_^

And allegedly one of my kind *vomits into a trashcan*

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
navy or useful navy specifically

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

navy or useful navy specifically

Navy.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
well then lots of shitbags have been there, whats one more

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017


Nyn posted:

Let me know when you have something worth reading.

You make my posting look good.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

well then lots of shitbags have been there, whats one more

I signed up to fight and die, and hate that I didn't do either, esp the last part. Because now I gotta read his posts and share veteran status with him.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

You could say I'm triggered I guess.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Viva Miriya posted:

I signed up to fight and die, and hate that I didn't do either, esp the last part. Because now I gotta read his posts and share veteran status with him.

Maybe you should press a red button on a battleship or something and start WW3. Then you would both get to die

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Viva Miriya posted:

I signed up to fight and die, and hate that I didn't do either, esp the last part. Because now I gotta read his posts and share veteran status with him.

:same:

I didn't join the service but I played call of duty which is basically the same thing

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Rutibex posted:

Maybe you should press a red button on a battleship or something and start WW3. Then you would both get to die

that would require me to become an officer, a gentleman, and probably a republican TRUMP SUPPORTER MAGA BITCH MAGA

Dalael posted:

:same:

I didn't join the service but I played call of duty which is basically the same thing

no you played myst and your takeaway was "wonder if this is based on a true story?"

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Oct 28, 2018

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Duzzy Funlop posted:

No good, god-fearin' military service member has comebacks this bad. I'm starting to think you may be a poseur

Who would fake being in the Navy though? There's better options...

Nyn
Oct 23, 2018

CainFortea posted:

Who would fake being in the Navy though? There's better options...

MUCH better options.

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

lmao if you didnt bail at the end of your first enlistment

Nyn
Oct 23, 2018

brand engager posted:

lmao if you didnt bail at the end of your first enlistment

Honestly, about 4 months from retirement now. Looking back I wish I would have done 4 and got out. Due to the simple fact that my Rate in the navy doesn’t really transfer over to poo poo other than being a tech rep for some systems or sitting in the air tower at an airport - gently caress that to both of those two options.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


god who cares

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

:nallears:

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Jesus, mandozer with the super spicy comebacks :golfclap:

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

CainFortea posted:

Who would fake being in the Navy though? There's better options...

The one guy from YMCA is the only one i can think of

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Dalael posted:

The one guy from YMCA is the only one i can think of

he's not faking, he gay, we gay, we gavy

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
For real tho, I thought of joining but then 9/11 happened and i decided nah gently caress that i'm not going to war

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
I have wet dreams that I was the russian submarine guy who said no to turning his key, but in my dreams I said yes and started ww3.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Dalael posted:

:same:

I didn't join the service but I played call of duty which is basically the same thing

COD is harder

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Dalael posted:

For real tho, I thought of joining but then 9/11 happened and i decided nah gently caress that i'm not going to war

you loving kidding me? don't be a pussy! don't you love your country?

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Viva Miriya posted:

you loving kidding me? don't be a pussy! don't you love your country?

Meh It's alright.. I could do without all the snow
I knew we'd follow you guys into war, so i stayed out

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Dalael posted:

Meh It's alright.. I could do without all the snow
I knew we'd follow you guys into war, so i stayed out

i was quoting jedi mind tricks nerd

i respectfully could care less about your reasons for almost enlisting

good for you infact, you lucked out

Nyn
Oct 23, 2018

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

COD is harder

MUCH harder.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Viva Miriya posted:

i was quoting jedi mind tricks nerd

i respectfully could care less about your reasons for almost enlisting

good for you infact, you lucked out

aw mandozer cares about daleal that's sweet

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Nyn posted:

MUCH harder.

shut the gently caress up

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

aw mandozer cares about daleal that's sweet

Over at the INTERNET VFW the consensus is "gently caress you if you are still in" and "don't enlist"

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what happened to your macross av

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Addamere posted:

what happened to your macross av

america

Nyn
Oct 23, 2018

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

shut the gently caress up

Choke on a dick and die.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

felt m8

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nyn posted:

Choke on a dick and die.

:snoo: rude

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